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[misko27]

Rabidgam3r the Frothy appears, and blesses this beach, making it give a bonus to those he deems worthy.

Being a bay12er, this grants insanity.
 
Debatably, Jesus dying is a good thing to their morale. however, he dies for humanities sins, so the Nazis are wiped out, making it irrelvant.
 
 

[GreatWyrmGold]

I'm almost certain that's not how it works...oh, wait, rules. Yeah, that's how it works.

By my calculations, the Bay12er gives enough Madness to pretty much everyone in LOS to drive Cthulhu stark raving mad. Or maybe berserk, depends on the table roll.

[misko27]

Hopefully a paranoid schizo too. People tend to only use a few of the madnesses, ignoring the whole insanity spectrum. Well, we ain't using no abridged version here, we use the complete set, and the complete set says *Dice Roll* alchoholic hallucinations. Huh.

That's OOC worthy there.

[Jbg97]

Cthulhu turned to drinking after Shubniggurath left him. The constant drinking left him lethargic and now he is too lazy to rise from Rl'yeh and destroy the world...
Send him a self help book with a note "kill everyone up here but me." I WIN.

[rabidgam3r]

However, he took a sip of beer on the way out and it canceled his automatic functions, killing him.

[ExKirby]

Well, I reckon that we now have a selection of post-grinded sheep heroes. We have a Warrior, a Ranger, a Cleric and a Rogue, and they can fight the giant crab. Where did I put those d24s? Let's see... if I apply the erratum's Quantum Theatrics and the Balancing Act's scaling rules... the sheep heroes defeat the Colossal Crab! Huzzah! Anyway, time for something a tad more interesting. I place on the field a 20-Cascader. In 20 turns, anything within 200 meters gets cascaded. If it is destroyed, it activates early and takes out less space. Your time starts... now.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Wait, why did people actually roll for Cthulhu's insanity? I didn't realize he was on the battlefield.

[ExKirby]

Nor did I. Fortunately, if he was, and according to the Seventh Addendum to the Necromantic Arts Volume 2, Cthulhu actually would have disappeared by now. Huzzah for simple resolutions!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Great.

...Does anyone know what the battlefield is like now?

[Doomblade187]

From bottom to top, we have the beach with ships and an ASII swarm farther up, a giant and a bunch of dead berserkers around the border, followed by several dungeons (one with the crab), and the sentient sheep village at the top. If I got anything wrong, correct me.

[GreatWyrmGold]

And the Bay12er.

[ExKirby]

The crab died, remember?

[Doomblade187]

The crab died, remember?

Yeah, I didn't read the relevant post fully.

[Hubris Incalculable]

In accordance with the Character Creation Manual 0.23.1, volume 3, and the Architectural Bestiary Supplement by G. A. Hrathfrod, I create a giant Half-Stone-Golem with the Buttress modification (found in chapter 7 of the ABS), and begin to terrorize the sheep-men.

[rabidgam3r]

I summon an evil wolf twin party to battle the sheep heroes.