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[javierpwn]

But did you account for the +2 roll for pillaging and plundering?

[GreatWyrmGold]

I suppose I should have been more specific. The ninjas are the only ones to benefit from the Conservation of Nijitsu as they lose numbers.

And yes, I did. Although I used the errata's +1.

[misko27]

No, unfortunately GWG, everyone knows once it has been called, ninjistu applies to everyone. Think about it, the last pirate alive is far more likely to be a badass.

[javierpwn]

So therefore by Godwin's law of the internet:
Nazi's appear in this forum game, and kill both the ninjas and the pirates, because Nazi's get a bonus to mindless slaughtering

[Jbg97]

So therefore by Godwin's law of the internet:
Nazi's appear in this forum game, and kill both the ninjas and the pirates, because Nazi's get a bonus to mindless slaughtering

But don't all the nazis that died come back as nazi zombies? Which will kill more nazis until all the nazis become nazi zombies.

[GreatWyrmGold]

No, unfortunately GWG, everyone knows once it has been called, ninjistu applies to everyone. Think about it, the last pirate alive is far more likely to be a badass.

Pirates don't use ninjistu, therefore they are not affected by a concentration of ninjistu. The last pirate of a hundred has 100*0=0 ninjistu, same as he had when there were 100.

So therefore by Godwin's law of the internet:
Nazi's appear in this forum game, and kill both the ninjas and the pirates, because Nazi's get a bonus to mindless slaughtering

...Damn. With their panzers and such, even if the pirates and ninjas were at full strength and teamed up against a standard Nazi unit, they're dead. The Nazis emerge without a scratch if either side is substantially reduced.

So therefore by Godwin's law of the internet:
Nazi's appear in this forum game, and kill both the ninjas and the pirates, because Nazi's get a bonus to mindless slaughtering

But don't all the nazis that died come back as nazi zombies? Which will kill more nazis until all the nazis become nazi zombies.

Well, no Nazis died and there's no zombifying force...

[Jbg97]

Nazis automatically become undead when they are killed because hell spits them back out. Didn't you read the rulebook?

[rabidgam3r]

Crap. However, i summon Jesus, who uses a heavenly facepalm of +1 Humanity Sucks to annihilate the Nazis.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Nazis automatically become undead when they are killed because hell spits them back out. Didn't you read the rulebook?

Which one? They all conflict. I have one here (The Definitive Guide to Evil, Mk 2, 7.63th Edition) that says that Hell uses souls of dead innocents to build more cells for their killers.

[javierpwn]

Jesus is Jewish, which the Nazis have a +2 bonus for killing.
So they kill him, and wait for his resurrection in 3 days

[Jbg97]

Nazis automatically become undead when they are killed because hell spits them back out. Didn't you read the rulebook?

Which one? They all conflict. I have one here (The Definitive Guide to Evil, Mk 2, 7.63th Edition) that says that Hell uses souls of dead innocents to build more cells for their killers.

That rulebook is fucking cheese man. I'm going off 3.14th edition.

[Doomblade187]

Jesus is Jewish, which the Nazis have a +2 bonus for killing.
So they kill him, and wait for his resurrection in 3 days

However, he annihilated them before they could kill him.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Jesus started Christianity. The Christian Nazis (which has a 60% chance of including their commander) get a huge morale hit for attacking Jesus, and a bigger one for Jesus dying.

Anyways,

Nazis automatically become undead when they are killed because hell spits them back out. Didn't you read the rulebook?

Which one? They all conflict. I have one here (The Definitive Guide to Evil, Mk 2, 7.63th Edition) that says that Hell uses souls of dead innocents to build more cells for their killers.

That rulebook is fucking cheese man. I'm going off 3.14th edition.

It's 4.49 editions more recent.
Next time, specify a book.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Why do I keep getting ninja'd? I would have included this at the end of my last post, but I didn't want to get ninja'd.

[rabidgam3r]

Rabidgam3r the Frothy appears, and blesses this beach, making it give a bonus to those he deems worthy.