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[ExKirby]

The human is eaten by the massive crab. This counts as meat. We now have a Colossal Crab.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

As per section 1 of the manual of natural disasters, any beach area may be hit by a Tsunami of 1d6 meters at any time, with a gap of 17 rounds between hits.  Therefore, I send *rolls die* a 2 meter tsunami at the beach.  If only it was higher...I could've had a Kraken carried onto the beach.

[Furtuka]

*rolls* it seems that my ASCII swarm was hovering at the correct level for the tsunami to carry to the beach. Now on the beach it may begin moving it way towards the Sheep village.


I spawn a small rat infested dungeon for the Starting Adventurer Sheeple to level grind in.

[rabidgam3r]

My crab decides to become a boss, WITHOUT glowing red weakpoints. The giant guards the entrance.

[misko27]

I spawn a small rat infested dungeon for the Starting Adventurer Sheeple to level grind in.

One would think that would be damn trope, or even a cliche it's so common. Or was. Haven't played too many recently.
 
2 meters, hmm. That's a significant amount of water, especially for buildings, but a single surge isn't going to kill anyone at that size. Someone roll for building damage. *roll* Hmm, looks like the village is fine, save for a few fences and such.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

I spawn a small rat infested dungeon for the Starting Adventurer Sheeple to level grind in.

One would think that would be damn trope, or even a cliche it's so common. Or was. Haven't played too many recently.
 
2 meters, hmm. That's a significant amount of water, especially for buildings, but a single surge isn't going to kill anyone at that size. Someone roll for building damage. *roll* Hmm, looks like the village is fine, save for a few fences and such.

I was hoping for a 6, because then I could roll a d100 to see if a Kraken could ride the wave in... oh well.  Who's turn is it?

[Doomblade187]

Ah, Tacticus. My old friend. Anyway, using Ancient Civilizations Supplement, 3rd Edition, Chapter 4, Paragraph 7, I summon a Viking longboat full of Beserkers onto the beach. The Viking warriors are then required to plunder the village (as per chapter 7), and they begin making their way to the sheep village.

[GreatWyrmGold]

By the Rule of the Compendium Of Other Laws, there is a troop of ninjas in one of the longboats.

[rabidgam3r]

And by the rule of Retirony, one of them will die a few minutes into due to the fact he was just about to retire.

[misko27]

Where is the Collosal Crab? If he is in the path, they will certainly notice it and be honour-bound by viking_norse Rule of Awesome #49 to defeat it. Or die trying.

[rabidgam3r]

He is within the dungeon as a boss. However, my giant is compelled.

[Doomblade187]

In that case, my vikings are honor-bound to attack. Luckily for me, according to the Combat Rules and Advantages Rulebook, 5th edition, Vikings are stronger when fighting opponents larger than a normal human. The inverse does not apply for smaller entities.

[rabidgam3r]

Yes, but in that same book it says they are vulnerable to both electronics and flails, and my giant wields a controller with a cord as a flail.

[Doomblade187]

That is unfortunate. However, as I mentioned earlier, my vikings are berserkers, which means that they can go beserk in combat, strengthening them. This helps to cancel out the electronic flail bonus, which is reduced due to the fact that they wear... less armor... than an average viking warrior.

[rabidgam3r]

But in the Magic Mash-up rule book, under Genre Goofiness, any electronics against a warrior from a earlier age get a bonus, giving my giant a advantage.