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[misko27]

I would like to point out everyone on the beach suffers alcoholic hallucinations.

[rabidgam3r]

Rabidgam3r the Frothy visits them in their hallucination and tells them that if they don't kill the sheep heroes, THEY. ARE. DOOMED.

(Bonus to fighting the sheep heroes!)

[GreatWyrmGold]

Are those wolf twins Roman or Lupine? In the former case, they'll build an empire with the sheepmen once they've conquered them; in the latter, they're just hungry.

[rabidgam3r]

It's an entire party of wolves, each an evil twin of one of the heroes.

[ExKirby]

Well, the heroes do have the slimmest odds of claiming victory so I will have to roll for it... The Cleric uses Baaaaaaagic Missile... ooh, Critical failure! Let me see here... given the wind direction and the spinning controller's assumed velocity, I think it is fair to say that the controller cable was severed, duplicated and repaired, and the unrepaired controller smashes the sheep and wolf heroes.

There are 17 turns left on the 20 Cascader.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Shouldn't have called is a bagic missile.

[Hubris Incalculable]

Meanwhile, the Buttressed Giant Half-Stone-Golem continues to wreak havoc on the Sheep-Man Village

[Furtuka]

Well according to this manual on Oozes, Swarms, and Grey Goo, the ASCII swarm has *rolls* spread to the edge of the town and is consuming livestock. Have fun with that!

[Doomblade187]

Seeing how it's time for me to join in once more, I deploy, according to the 5th Edition Handbook of Generic Fantasy Fun, a squad of hammerdwarfs. They are naturally opposed to golems, and therefore attack the half-stone buttressed golem with their hammers, which give them a bonus.

[ExKirby]

Darwinian Revolution-humanity is livestock here.

I then place a 1m radius, 20cm thickness steel dome around the 20 Cascader, which now has 12 turns left (last time I posted should have been 16)

[misko27]

Why does everyone hate the sheeple? Regardless they begin evacuating a safe distance from the cascader, and the other various things that hate them.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Well according to this manual on Oozes, Swarms, and Grey Goo, the ASCII swarm has *rolls* spread to the edge of the town and is consuming livestock. Have fun with that!

Wait. Animalmen retain their animal traits. Sheep have the Livestock trait.
...The ASCII swarm is eating the townsfolk!

[ExKirby]

I put a gale force wind into play- the sheep, the ASCII and the hammerdorfs are flung back wthin range at 9 turns to go.

This is a jolly good game, I must say. Wine, anyone?

Also, I think, in Darwinian Revolution, the master species are considered to be dire varients, and so lose any livestock trait.

[misko27]

Suicide Sheep detonater then. Sacriificial sheeple makes his way to the cascader.

[ExKirby]

Well, if you blew it up now, everything within a 120m radius would be cascaded. Just saying.