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Who wants me to make a map?

Yes please!
- 22 (55%)
A list of cities is fine.
- 3 (7.5%)
Why would we need a map?
- 0 (0%)
Screw maps!
- 1 (2.5%)
ARMS FOR THE ARM CHAIR!
- 14 (35%)

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Author Topic: (Un)Holy Powers  (Read 52192 times)

Rolepgeek

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #450 on: January 21, 2013, 09:20:32 pm »
The spokesman smiles at Usael, then sneers at the rest of you. "Thank you, Usael. We are not atheists. We simply do not believe it in our best interests to pledge ourselves to beings who would use us as puppets and toys. Beings who leech our bodies for their own sustenance. Who trap our souls in their realms, and spread plague among us. Do not lie, Death God. We know that you have only been manifesting for a few decades. Before you created your trap, we were free once we died, to go as we pleased and see what we wished. We do not believe you all the same, no, for it is obvious that each of you has your own ways to try and use us. Instead, we give prayer to life and nature itself, for if we do so, then we can reap the benefits of her kindness, without experiencing the selfishness of Gods and Devils."
His speech done, he sits back down, his face returning to it's normal color.
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Jbg97

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #451 on: January 21, 2013, 09:35:16 pm »
*FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
((again, Jeybyg farts in his sleep, only everyone in the world hears it.))
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #452 on: January 21, 2013, 09:37:42 pm »
"I see. Well, I understand your concerns. I promise to be a more benevolent deity that Jebyg or the other dark gods have been. And as a sign of my hope that you will be forgiving, and not attribute to all Powers the actions and attributes of all...

Give the Orb of Faith to the spokesman.

"It will shine forever. Its light shines more brightly with true faith. May its light and the fortunes of your city be on the wax."

((It means increasing.))
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Vgray

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #453 on: January 21, 2013, 09:45:33 pm »
"Very well mortal. I wish you and your city good fortune. I hope you don't mind neighbors."

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #454 on: January 21, 2013, 10:10:23 pm »
Explain to me how you, mortal, could know more about what happens to the dead than the one who holds them safely in his hands?
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #455 on: January 22, 2013, 03:42:40 pm »
STARE MENACINGLY, START DROOLING EVEN FASTER
MAKE CARRIER START DROOLING AS WELL, AND HIS PUSTULES ON THE VERGE ON LEAKING
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #456 on: January 22, 2013, 07:46:48 pm »
Slap Javier via the Fiendish Realm. Continue being quietly threatening. Grin slightly at the guards to creep them out.
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #457 on: January 22, 2013, 07:56:24 pm »
Punch Javiers Avatar.
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« Reply #458 on: January 22, 2013, 07:58:01 pm »
Quote from: Vgray on January 22, 2013, 07:56:24 pm
Punch Javiers Avatar.
Resist punch, slap him
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #459 on: January 22, 2013, 08:30:10 pm »
Stop! FIGHTING!
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #460 on: January 22, 2013, 08:40:48 pm »
Jim stopped in his tracks and glanced at the goblin worker located beside him.

"Did you just hear something in the distance?  I could have sworn I just heard..."
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #461 on: January 22, 2013, 08:42:59 pm »
Must have been the wind
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« Reply #462 on: January 22, 2013, 08:47:16 pm »
Rocks start piling up next to Jim.

That Devil of disease is so uncivilized...
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #463 on: January 22, 2013, 08:56:15 pm »
Jim tips his Mr. Peanut top hat and cleans off his monocle with a hankerchef while nodding.

"Yes I've heard he made quite the impression."
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #464 on: January 22, 2013, 09:04:32 pm »
How goes the construction work my little friend?
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