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Who wants me to make a map?

Yes please!
- 22 (55%)
A list of cities is fine.
- 3 (7.5%)
Why would we need a map?
- 0 (0%)
Screw maps!
- 1 (2.5%)
ARMS FOR THE ARM CHAIR!
- 14 (35%)

Total Members Voted: 40


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Author Topic: (Un)Holy Powers  (Read 52172 times)

flame99

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #435 on: January 21, 2013, 06:04:53 pm »

"At this point, your insanity has completely escaped me. I've got no idea as to what is actually going on right now, so I'm retreating from this conversation."
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It/its, they/them, in order of preference.

Not gay as in happy, queer as in fuck you.

Vgray

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #436 on: January 21, 2013, 06:06:31 pm »

Azem.

Send imps to hunt down Carolus. But don't kill him.

Send the followers of Jbyg dreams of terrible Earthquakes and rains of Fire.

Send a Dwarven Caravan to Jiorya.

Manifest in Hospice.


Find the time to throw pebbles at Eldarin.

Give speech to the Jbygist Dwarves. Demand they surrender. Make the ground shake for dramatic effect.

And help the goblin miners.
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javierpwn

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #437 on: January 21, 2013, 06:08:47 pm »

"Do you mortals happen to know what happens to your soul after death when you don't believe in us.... Your soul get hurtled out from this dimension into nothingness, only to be consumed by the hungry void, no afterlife, no happiness, your soul is no longer apart of this universe...."
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Vgray

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #438 on: January 21, 2013, 06:12:17 pm »

"Sad but true. Now buy something."
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racnor

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #439 on: January 21, 2013, 06:13:48 pm »

Well, we don't actually know what happened to souls before Ithilis set up his afterlife. Just that they passed beyond our power
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Compromise position: Turn the mother bear, train the babies to use pyromancy and then eat Alice.
Right, the !!☼ARMCHAIR☼!!. I forgot.

javierpwn

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #440 on: January 21, 2013, 06:14:55 pm »

"I kept onto them for safekeeping"
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Inithis

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #441 on: January 21, 2013, 08:20:10 pm »

And I've been sheltering your dead for thousands of years. I haven't been anything but selfless, and neither has Draco. We only want what's in all of your best interests.

(I wonder if I could take over morals? In exchange for Single Combat?)
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #442 on: January 21, 2013, 08:24:22 pm »

((Sensible. How much single combat have you been doing?))

"It's not just the currently-sleeping Jebyg which I am offended by the comparison to. There have been many other dark gods in recent times, and even a god not altogether different from me in theory would leave me offended if you said I was the same as...her. It doesn't help that those who worship no gods go, as Javier stated, into an endless void.
"I don't ask much, just that you worship according to the facts of things. Now, shall we discuss other political theories or shall we stay on the topic of religion?"
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Jbg97

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #443 on: January 21, 2013, 08:25:33 pm »

*fffffffffffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappppppppppppppppppppppppppp*
((That was Jebyg farting in his sleep.))
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Vgray

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #444 on: January 21, 2013, 08:28:43 pm »

"We only seek to help you recover form those times. Most of us anyway...did I mention that you should buy something?

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javierpwn

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #445 on: January 21, 2013, 08:53:53 pm »

"How many mortals were in this city again? The thought of so many people dying all at once sounds so delicious"
*Smacks lips, and lets contaminated spit drool from his lips*
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Vgray

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #446 on: January 21, 2013, 08:56:25 pm »

"As I said, don't mind him."

*the golem let's out a big gravelly sound that can bet be described as a sigh*
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Inithis

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #447 on: January 21, 2013, 09:07:27 pm »

"How many mortals were in this city again? The thought of so many people dying all at once sounds so delicious"
*Smacks lips, and lets contaminated spit drool from his lips*

Bad, Javier. *whack him with scythe handle*
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He immediately begins to beavergoat the man quite thoroughly! At the very beginning, the man is mystified by James' actions, but his face quickly becomes a mask of horror when the procedure starts!

"OH GODS WHY? WHYYY?"

After a twenty minute session, the man is left white as a sheet, hairless and completely and utterly dead. James congratulates himself on a job well done!

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #448 on: January 21, 2013, 09:09:00 pm »

"JAVIER! How dare you speak like that?

"...Remind me, why is he in the Synod?"
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Re: (Un)Holy Powers
« Reply #449 on: January 21, 2013, 09:16:38 pm »

Quietly destroys contamination from spit
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Compromise position: Turn the mother bear, train the babies to use pyromancy and then eat Alice.
Right, the !!☼ARMCHAIR☼!!. I forgot.
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