THE RECLAIMATION OF SANTLOS I - TURN XIII
345REDS+
30RESV
155GRES+
18AFVSV
43FJRSV
84PRASPersus tries to make weapons! (1) he tries to make a death ray. It explodes in his face.
GrizzlyAdams tries to fix the spawner! (1) he tries the time-honoured technique of hitting it with a hammer. Some important-looking bits fall off. Of the spawner, not the hammer.
ArchAIngel tries to possess an enemy tank! (6) He does. He then accidentally detonates it, destroying it as well as two more tanks.
GWG tries to fix the spawner! (6) he's soon fixed it. Unfortunately, he unknowingly crosses a couple of wires.
Komra tries to follow Mr. Cybernetics' advice! (1) he steps outside to look for a pig and is shot. Multiple times.
PlayerGamer is a traitor! (5) he BOOMHEADSHOTs two reds.
Fireiy rushes the MG nest whilst they're reloading! (4) he rushes over and opens fire. There are screams. A body tumbles out.
Misko tries to sticky-jump! (4) BOOOIINNNNG! He is now near what looks like a spawner.
*INTERVAL TIME! CUE THE MUSIC!*
Well crap. I see no logical way back into the game, and no logic bending one that the GM will put up with (that's why you didn't roll for me right?)
Hmmmm... this will require creativity.
((you don't exist. Sorry. Remember, you can still Respawn or something. But the AI is dead.))
*MUSIC FADES AWAY*
Frostbite helps fix the spawner! (1) ((seriously, I'm so sorry.)) he shoves GWG aside and demonstrates his mastery of fixing techniques by re-breaking the spawner.
Tomio respawns as a red green! (if that makes sense) (2) he respawns as a Green, but has a sudden urge to shoot Redshirts.
Pufferfish tries to exist in space! (1) two problems. 1. Technically impossible. 2. No air in space.
GREEN REACTION! (2)
Green 19 tries to avenge his dead friend, taking command of the MG! (3) Fireiy is torn to bits by bullets. Literally.
Green 9 just unloads his weapon into the resistance! (5) three of them are gunned down.
GREEN ARMOUR! (2)
A Green tank tries to overrun the Brit-held town! (6) it causes untold devastation, killing a total of seventeen paratroopers and badly injuring Col. Frost before crashing into a building and being buried under its roof.
A second tank drives up to support Green 19! (5) it kills three reds, driving the rest back.
FALLSCIRMJÄGER! (2)
The heavily-armed Jägers inside the depot open fire on the assaulting reds! (3) they take out a couple.
The Jägers outside the depot try to get inside! (5) They rush in under their friends' covering fire, quickly arming themselves with modern weapons.
PARATROOPERS! (1)
A medic tries to save the Colonel's life! (3) He stops the bleeding, but really needs proper medical equipment.
END TURN STATUS!
335REDS+
27RESV
154GRES+
14AFVSV
43FJRSV
67PRASWow. A single, lone, Greenshirt infantryman died.