TopHat cancels write update - interrupted by good book! x2
TopHat cancels write update - interrupted by dwarf fortress!
TopHat cancels write update - eating lunch!
TopHat cancels write update - on break!
TopHat cancels break - writing update!
TopHat has begun a not-so-mysterious construction!
This is a Roll To Redshirt turn VII. It menaces with spikes of redshirt leather, Greenshirt blood, and dice rolls. Engraved on the item is an image of an image of elephants and cheese. The elephants are eating the cheese. The cheese is burning.
THE RECLAIMATION OF SANTLOS I - TURN VII
335REDS+12AFVS+39RESV229GRES+31AFVS+25BLUS
Scapheap objects! (2) this isn't some stupid fictional world where that works, you know.
Tomio glides onto green tanks! (6) he glides into a duo of Green tanks and a red tank. They, the glider, and Tomio disappear in a flash of holy bacon-light.
Miauw uses the power of RAAAGGGE! (2) see Scapheap's turn.
Rabidgam learns necromancy! (4) some shady guy sells him a scroll detailing some necromancy spells.
HugoAI uses his blown-up-by-Tomio tanks! (4) he manages to rectify his tankless situation by taking control of another.
Komra equips the resistance! (2) he doesn't have any more of the weapons.
Persus takes control of a tank! (5) he takes control of Green super-heavy tank.
Pufferfish bone-whips the greens! (1) the bone whip eats him.
GWG shoots a green tank! (5) he explodes the tank crew, leaving the tank intact.
KingQuest calls in ninja assassins! (6) he summons a bunch of Green ninja assassins.
Doomblade shoots at the blues! (3) they duck.
Onyxjew calls in air support! (1) the red planes are pretty much wiped out.
Benjamaru pulls out his sword! (5) he gets it out and insults Green 4 so much that the Green passes out.
Fireiy wants some gear! (5) he gets all of the stuff he asked for.
Kingfisher calls in an air strike! (6) the RedAirForce diverts the last of its vital reserves to bomb the Greens.
Donuts finds a gas mask! (3) he finds a five-minute lasting air filter.
Misko blows everything up! (3) he blows up a tree.
Emeral shoots the blues! (3) he misses.
GREEN REACTION! (6)
Green 4 looks for PIAT ammo! (6) he finds a massive cache of it, which he accidentally detonates, killing himself and destroying the PIAT.
Green 6 gets up! (1) a stray peice of shrapnel ensures that he doesn't, ever again.
Green 9 carries on firing at the resistance! (4) he BLATs one.
Green 10 tries to duel-wield the rifles! (6) he does! He manages to shoot three reds before realising the impossibility of this and disappearing in a puff of logic.
Green 11 looks for a missile launcher! (4) he finds one.
Green 12 attempts to destroy the tank! (1) he pries the cupola open and is promptly shot by the tank commander who was waiting inside.
RED ARMOUR (1)
A tank fires on its green counterparts! (1) it shoots a hole in another red tank.
GREEN ARMOUR! (1)
The Green tank commander installs order in his tank! (1) the tank is blown up by a brave redshirt with a grenade whilst they're arguing.
BATTLE FOR THE SKIES! FINALE!
2v2
Both of the airforces have to return to base to rearm and refuel.
FIRE, FIRE, FIRE! (5) another field catches alight. You guys should probably try to stop this at some point...
BLUE VETERENS! (5)
Blue 1 charges in! (4) he decapicates a red with the sword he got off Scapheap absolutely ages ago.
Blue 6 follows his friend! (1) he trips and shoots Blue 1 in the back with his SMG.
Blue 9 snipes! (5) Benjamaru and Misko bite the dust.
Blue 13 carries on launching grenades! (4) two reds are caught in the explosion and are killed.
Blue 16 fires his flamethrower! (6) ((as if we needed more fire...)) he burns up an entire field, which had five reds and a blue in it.
END TURN STATUS!
324REDS+10AFVS+38RESV225GRES+27AFVS+23BLUS