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misko27

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #450 on: February 01, 2013, 10:04:14 pm »

...A D3? How does THAT work?
The traditional method is to roll a d6 and divide by two (rounded up), but you could also use a 3-sided regular polyhedra, which the SCP Foundation found once. Speaking of which...
Lol.It's simple. you use a three sided coin! Hear me out. Like a regular coin, but it's thicker, so thick that, gien the proportions and weight changes, it has a exactly 1/3 chance of landing on the side. Invented by the RAND corporation.

Aim at tanks, USE MAH PIAT AND AA GUNS ON ENEMY TANKS. BLOW THEM UP!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #451 on: February 01, 2013, 10:09:46 pm »

RAND?
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #452 on: February 01, 2013, 10:13:21 pm »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/RAND_Corporation
 
Reasearch ANd Development. Notably, they are the reason the US swiitched to long-range nuclear missiles from Europe-based bombers, and the reason it is illegal to use taxpayer dollars to study surrender. They also did alot of other cold war stuff, like "If they blew up cleveland, how long would it take us to find out and react?"

For some reason US nuclear theorists really hated cleveland.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #453 on: February 01, 2013, 11:08:38 pm »

it is illegal to use taxpaper dollars to study surrender
Huh. That's an odd law.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #454 on: February 01, 2013, 11:57:05 pm »

it is illegal to use taxpaper dollars to study surrender
Huh. That's an odd law.
Tax-payer dollars. But still. That law still stands, interestingly.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #455 on: February 02, 2013, 12:24:01 am »

it is illegal to use taxpaper dollars to study surrender
Huh. That's an odd law.
Tax-payer dollars.
...What did you think I thought you meant?
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #456 on: February 02, 2013, 12:56:51 am »

Give a rousing speech over comms to boost teams morale.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #457 on: February 02, 2013, 01:20:24 am »

More Airstrikes. Also give the finger to the dude who I stole the jeep from.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #458 on: February 02, 2013, 03:36:43 am »

CALL IN DAT AC-130 AND KILL SOME MUTHAFUKAS
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #459 on: February 02, 2013, 08:04:01 am »

Steal back PIAT, use Green 1s corpse to upgrade it, start shooting people with it.
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« Reply #460 on: February 02, 2013, 01:33:17 pm »

More Airstrikes. Also give the finger to the dude who I stole the jeep from.
You're seriously flipping off the high marshal of the ENTIRE RED ARMY?
Fine, your funeral.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #461 on: February 02, 2013, 02:01:13 pm »

Pull friend off sword, and upgrade sword using the dead Greens' guns(all while swearing to kill Green 4)
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #462 on: February 02, 2013, 02:19:10 pm »

Pull friend off sword, and upgrade sword using the dead Greens' guns(all while swearing to kill Green 4)
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #463 on: February 02, 2013, 03:34:40 pm »

Wirelessly update the HugoAI to think that the greens are Commies and the reds are Democratic capitalists.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #464 on: February 02, 2013, 03:39:46 pm »

Wirelessly update the HugoAI to think that the greens are Commies and the reds are Democratic capitalists.

Komra makes auto turrets! (6) he makes loads of auto turrets! They can't tell between Red or Green though. They hate sveryone!

But HugoAI is fascist...
Also, have I been discovered yet?
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