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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #165 on: January 03, 2013, 09:07:55 am »
Call in the A team.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #166 on: January 03, 2013, 09:18:32 am »
Quote from: Donuts on January 03, 2013, 07:29:12 am
Free GWG. Obtain lazor. Use lazor against blues. Everyone is happy.
Aid action.
"I am fuuly charged!"

(Right? It's been a while since I've played TF2)
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #167 on: January 03, 2013, 09:18:58 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 03, 2013, 09:18:32 am
Quote from: Donuts on January 03, 2013, 07:29:12 am
Free GWG. Obtain lazor. Use lazor against blues. Everyone is happy.
Aid action.
"My charge is ready!"

(Right? It's been a while since I've played TF2)
(It's "I am fully charged!")
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #168 on: January 03, 2013, 09:29:19 am »
Quote from: Donuts on January 03, 2013, 09:18:58 am
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 03, 2013, 09:18:32 am
Quote from: Donuts on January 03, 2013, 07:29:12 am
Free GWG. Obtain lazor. Use lazor against blues. Everyone is happy.
Aid action.
"My charge is ready!"

(Right? It's been a while since I've played TF2)
(It's "I am fully charged!")
((I knew that didn't sound right. Editing.)
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #169 on: January 03, 2013, 09:49:10 am »
And now, attack the blue spawn!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #170 on: January 03, 2013, 10:11:52 am »
Charge blue lines.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #171 on: January 03, 2013, 10:12:59 am »
Whee! 504s!
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Quote from: Hanslanda on October 27, 2018, 12:45:27 pm
In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #172 on: January 03, 2013, 10:14:10 am »
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #173 on: January 03, 2013, 03:23:00 pm »
Hack RED spawner to produce a squad of myself.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #174 on: January 03, 2013, 03:37:21 pm »
Slap people with bacon, shoot people with gun.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #175 on: January 03, 2013, 04:05:05 pm »
BE THE MISSILES. KILL ALL THE BLUES.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #176 on: January 03, 2013, 05:09:00 pm »
SUMMON DAIKATANA OF LIGHTNING
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #177 on: January 03, 2013, 06:48:54 pm »
TURN 10
            116BLUESv335REDS

Donuts is the first person to actually help the medic! (4) he gets him free.
Persus protects the tanks! (2) his rocket flies over the AT gun, narrowly missing Misko.
Irony builds an underground base! (6) he builds a base so awesome and massive that part of the roof caves in, crushing him.
Dirg tries to trick the tanks! (4) the tank shell deals superficial damage.
Scapheap avenges his cap! (3) he plods towards the blue spawn point.
Kingquest calls in the A team! (1) the field radio gets fed up with all this and commits suicide.
GWG thanks Donuts! (5) he finds a lazor rifle and gives it to him.
Misko ignores the impending tanks and instead fires his AT gun at the spawner! (2) as soon as he works out how to fire this thing...
Doomblade charges the blue lines! (6) he kills four blues before falling down a crater and breaking his neck.
Komra hacks! (6) the spawner ONLY produces Komra clones. Anyone else dies and they are reincarnated as a Komra.
Tomio bacon-slaps! (6) he shoots two blues with his gun, before slapping down on another with his bacon! They both disappear in a haze of holy light!
Miauw wants to be missiles! (2) no, he Komra clone Alpha
Onyxjew summons! (3) he summons DAILETTEROPENER OF SPARKS!

BLUE REACTION! (6+1)
Blue 1 charges in support of Blue 6! (4) he stabs Pufferfish with his 'borrowed' sword.
Blue 6 carries on fighting! (4) he rifle whips another red.
The reincarnated Blue 9 tries to calm himself! (5-1) he no longer craves brains!
Blue 4 charges Onyxjew! (6) bone spear meets letter opener as they viciously murder each other, ending their respective rampages.
Blue 12 fires on Scapheap from behind! (3) he makes several large holes in Scapheap's coat.
Blue tank 1 fires with its co-axial MG! (4) 2 reds are gunned down
Blue tank 2 does the same! (3) all the bullets hit one unfortunate red.


RED SMALL BOMBER! (3) bombs a foxhole, killing both the Blues inside.

THE ZOMBIE EX-BLUES STRIKE! (4) they NOM a red and a blue, adding to the horde.


END TURN STATUS!
       105BLUESv325REDS
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #178 on: January 03, 2013, 06:59:59 pm »
Keep walking like a badass to attack the blue spawner.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #179 on: January 03, 2013, 07:00:50 pm »
Act like tasty morsel and lead zombie horde into blue territory to devour them.
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