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Author Topic: Roll To Redshirt  (Read 90426 times)

Persus13

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #135 on: January 02, 2013, 08:01:53 am »

Respawn with bazooka. Blow up Miauw's Launcher
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #136 on: January 02, 2013, 09:19:57 am »

>Stand up, challenge Blue 6 to a gentleman's duel for Dirg's hand in marriage!
...What did I miss?

Anyways:

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #137 on: January 02, 2013, 10:48:08 am »

Respawn with bazooka. Blow up Miauw's Launcher

Sneak up behind Persus dressed as a blue. BACKSTAB DA SHEET OUTTA HEEM.

Also, Gm, you suck. There wasn't any love stabbing. You could had at least let me stab him lovingly before killing me off. >.>
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #138 on: January 02, 2013, 11:06:44 am »

Repair AA gun, shoot down blue bomber.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #139 on: January 02, 2013, 11:32:14 am »

Knock Miuaw off nebelwerfer type launcher. BLOW THEM UP, BLOW THEM ALL TO HELL.
« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 11:49:01 am by misko27 »
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #140 on: January 02, 2013, 11:46:03 am »

Use nebelwerfer type launcher. BLOW THEM UP, BLOW THEM ALL TO HELL.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #141 on: January 02, 2013, 11:49:37 am »

Use nebelwerfer type launcher. BLOW THEM UP, BLOW THEM ALL TO HELL.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #142 on: January 02, 2013, 03:00:24 pm »

>Scout out and report any notable choke points or cover zones to assist in allied combat rolls.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #143 on: January 02, 2013, 06:01:58 pm »

KEEP UP THE STABBITY! TRUE WARRIORS NEVER DIE! THEY JUST BLEED A LOT THEN STOP BREATHING!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #144 on: January 02, 2013, 06:08:03 pm »

Knock the blue spawner out of the park!

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #145 on: January 02, 2013, 06:32:21 pm »

   TURN 8:   
         TURN 8
          356REDSv126BLUES

Irony tries to sabotage the blue spawner! (6) he finds out where it is. However, It has armour plating over 15 inches thick.
Scapheap shoots at Blue 11! (3) the bullets inflict a flesh wound.
Donuts menacingly uses a teaspoon! (2) he is out of reach of any suitable blues.
Dirg follows Irony's example! (1) Blues 1 & 6 don't believe his story and kill him.
Miauw tries to shrug the shot off! (6) he ignores the fact that his heart is shot out, and slams down the fire button before bleeding to death. (2) missiles are launched.
Kingquest tries to go Jedi knight! (4) he force-strangles the radio operator. The call has already been sent, though.
Yoink challenges Blue 6 to a duel! (1) standing up with that wound causes massive internal bleeding and he collapses, double-dead. No getting back up now.
Persus wants a missile launcher of his own! (4) he gets a bazooka sized rocket launcher.
GWG tries to free himself! (2) he still can't get free.
Corai insults me before trying to backstabbing Persus! (6) he sneaks up behind Persus, love-stabs him in the back, then gets them both incinerated by a bolt of lightning.
Doomblade tries to repair his AAA! (5) he fixes it up! It is now better than new!
Misko uses Miauw's launcher! (1) he irreparably damages it by shoving Miauw's corpse off.
Komra scouts the area! (6) he creates an awesomely detailed map of the area. He attracts a lot of attention, though.
Onyxjew carries on stabbing! (6) he hacks apart three more blues and yet another red.
Pufferfish tries to knock out the blue spawner! (4) he safely gets to it, but faces the same problems as Irony.

WERFED NEBULS:
The first one (1) explodes in mid air, also taking out the second. The combined shrapnel shreds Donuts.

BLUE REACTION! (6)
Blue 11 runs for the spawner, stick-grenade in hand! (3-1) he gets a few steps before his wound plays up.
Blue 1 shoots at Komra! (1) he takes Blue 11's head clean off. The grenade annihilates the rest of his body.
Blue 6 pulls out his backup pistol and also fires at Komra! (5) he nails him right between the eyes, leaving a valuable map up for the taking.
Blue 9 carries on sniping! (6) his first shot hits Scapheap in the heart. His second takes the top half of Doomblade's head off. His third smashes into Kingquest's throat. His fourth misfires, making the end of a truly great sniper.
Blue 12 runs for Komra's map! (5) he grabs it, and runs back to radio the info to his commander. (+1 on all Blue reaction rolls)
Blue 4 (remember him, Kingquest?) charges the red lines! (5) he takes up his adversary's bone spear then tears apart two nearby reds in a bloody orgy of gore.


END TURN STATUS:
          345REDSv120BLUES
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #146 on: January 02, 2013, 06:35:15 pm »

We still have anti-tank weapons littered about right? Arm a contingent of reds from whatever is laying around and drive through enemy lines, heading straight for the spawner.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #147 on: January 02, 2013, 06:38:11 pm »

>Reveal that the map was encoded so that Blues cannot read it.

>Seduce GM.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #148 on: January 02, 2013, 06:40:44 pm »

ARISE FROM THE DEAD, AND RAISE PERSUS' CORPSE FROM THE DEAD AS WELL. Use his corpse as a loveshield, and charge into battle killing BLUE enemies with loveshots and lovestabs!
« Last Edit: January 02, 2013, 07:09:10 pm by Corai »
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #149 on: January 02, 2013, 06:41:11 pm »

Respawn, cut a bloody swain through my enemies.
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