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Dirg

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #120 on: January 01, 2013, 09:05:25 pm »
Use magical wizardliness to scan blue minds for location of their spawners.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #121 on: January 01, 2013, 09:46:55 pm »
Quote from: Pufferfish on January 01, 2013, 08:36:42 pm
Respawn with a baseball bat. Brain as many Blues as possible.
I'd advise using your shotgun. Oh, and don't try shooting important stuff with your pistol from far away, that makes you sniper-bait without doing much.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #122 on: January 02, 2013, 01:37:44 am »
((Where-as teabagging corpses in a deathmatch RTD is perfectly fine anti-sniper behaviour)).
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #123 on: January 02, 2013, 05:49:46 am »
>Saunter up to Dirg, place a cheeky arm around her waist and whisper, "Do you believe Love can bloom on the battlefield?"
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Dirg

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #124 on: January 02, 2013, 06:10:53 am »
((Wasn't that the cause of the problem in the other minimalist rtd we where both in? Besides, I'm chubby hairy guy, back off!))
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #125 on: January 02, 2013, 06:21:30 am »
Sit safely in the POW camp. Try to organize a game of D&D.
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A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

miauw62

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #126 on: January 02, 2013, 06:28:31 am »
Respawn. Aquire rocket launcher. Start killing blues.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #127 on: January 02, 2013, 07:04:42 am »
TURN 8
          386REDSv136BLUES

GWG tries to escape! *uses new set of dice* (2) he fails to get free, but doesn't die either.
Komra has a cunning plan! (4) he builds quite a good tripwire and gets a blue.
Doomblade tries to take over AA! (1) he takes over the red's only AA, heavily damaging it in the process.
Donuts wants to become Big Boss! (1) his delusions of grandeur give the blues a morale boost.
Onyxjew STABBYSTABBYSTABBY! (6) he goes on a rampage and scythes apart five blues and two hapless reds.
Misko tries to snipe the MG gunner! (6) he snipes the MG! It explodes!
Scapheap tries to vent his frustration! (1) he reappears in front of blue 1, who rifle-whips him. Then grabs his corpse's sword.
Chrono wants to be a rain god! (3) he makes a brick fall out of the sky. It lands by his feet.

*WE INTERRUPT YOUR USUAL PROGRAM FOR.....*
Quote from: Corai on January 01, 2013, 05:41:27 pm
Quote from: Persus13 on January 01, 2013, 11:03:39 am
Kill Corai epicly.

Do horrible things to Persus. Preferably with a knife.
((I couldn't resist))
Persus verses Corai !
  (5).   Verses (6)

Persus uses his gun and impales Corai with it!
Corai grabs Persus and drags him onto it with him!
They both bleed out, impaled together on Persus's rifle!

*WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR NORMAL PROGRAM*

Kingquest uses the force! (6) he sees no blue tanks to kill, so he uses the force to convince a blue radio operator to call for armoured support! More blue tanks are on the way.
Sambo enters the fight! (1) he goes straight to teabagging Blue 6's corpse, which wakes up and headbutts him. He must have just been unconscious...
Pufferfish tries using a baseball bat! (5) hey, look, three blues in a row! *SMASH* HOME RUN!
Dirg tries to scan blue minds! (4) it's behind the blue lines, apparently.
Yoink is all lovey dovey. (1) blue 6, noticing Dirg's discomfort, and having a strong sense of chivalry, brains you with his rifle.
Irony organises a D&D game! (1) the prison custodians aren't really into that sort of thing and beat you to death.
Miauw wants a rocket launcher! (6) he gets a massive (think nebelwerfer) launcher. Making him a prime sniper target.

BLUE REACTION! (3+1)
Blue 6 runs for it! (4) he reaches Blue 1's position.
Blue 1 tries to get ammo from corpses! (6) he takes all blue 6's ammo.
Blue 9 snipes! (4) he shoots Miauw.
Blue 11 charges the spawner! (3) he gets about half way there.

BLUE BOMBER!
(5) aims for the spawner, killing all the reds around it and damaging the spawner (-(2)0) clones.

END TURN STATUS!
       376REDSv126BLUES
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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #128 on: January 02, 2013, 07:08:13 am »
We should probably stop letting them backdoor our spawner.

Instead, go all commando and attempt to sabotage the Blue spawner!
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Quote from: Radio Controlled (Discord)
A hand, a hand, my kingdom for a hot hand!
Quote from: Ozarck on January 02, 2021, 01:32:20 pm
The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

scapheap

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #129 on: January 02, 2013, 07:08:42 am »
Respawn, attack blue 11 with gun.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #130 on: January 02, 2013, 07:16:32 am »
Thats it!

Rip out the blues intestines with a teaspoon, then strangle them with those intestines!!!
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Dirg

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #131 on: January 02, 2013, 07:22:42 am »
Charge into blue territory looking for their spawner to sabotage. If stopped just say I'm a blue, and the reason it looks like I'm a red is because my uniform is really bloody and need a new one.
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miauw62

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #132 on: January 02, 2013, 07:33:14 am »
Shrug it off, shoot all snipers.
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they wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the raving confessions of a mass murdering cannibal from a recipe to bake a pie.
Quote from: MonkeyHead on May 25, 2014, 05:36:03 am
Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

AKingsQuest

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #133 on: January 02, 2013, 07:50:38 am »
Go all jedi knight on those assholes.
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Yoink

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #134 on: January 02, 2013, 07:52:29 am »
"True love... Is not stopped by... Brain damage!"

>Stand up, challenge Blue 6 to a gentleman's duel for Dirg's hand in marriage!

He can choose: Knives, rifles, or chainguns!
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Quote from: Th4DwArfY1 on February 17, 2019, 05:32:37 pm
Booze is Life for Yoink

To deprive him of Drink is to steal divinity from God.
Quote from: grisha5 on August 07, 2014, 02:08:36 am
you need to reconsider your life
Quote from: JoshuaFH on March 29, 2018, 07:54:09 am
If there's any cause worth dying for, it's memes.
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