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[Corai]

overheal guys with heavy weapons.

I AM BULLETPROOF!!!
Seriously though, you gotta roll a 5 and get übercharge!

Working on it.

Make sure to roll a one and kill a BLUE spy.

[GreatWyrmGold]

overheal guys with heavy weapons.

I AM BULLETPROOF!!!
Seriously though, you gotta roll a 5 and get übercharge!

Working on it.

Make sure to roll a one and kill a BLUE spy.

First I have to test my colleague's suggestions.

[AKingsQuest]

Not badass enough! Play this song, then kill blues in an even more badass way.

[Chronomancer]

>Crash land 20 Leopard tanks upon the blues

[Unholy_Pariah]

Hand out grenades to blueshirts... keep pins for making chainmail

[misko27]

No matter what I do I die, Time to die sucessfully
 
Equip stickgrenade as melee weapon.
 
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE.

[Corai]

No matter what I do I die, Time to die sucessfully
 
Equip hand-grenade as melee weapon.
 
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE.

inb4 "You forgot to pull the pin and instead get taken prisoner."

[misko27]

No matter what I do I die, Time to die sucessfully
 
Equip hand-grenade as melee weapon.
 
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE.

inb4 "You forgot to pull the pin and instead get taken prisoner."

Is stick grenade then. Explodes on contact. No way I'm not dying. I either die charging like a idiot, or exploding like a hero.

[GreatWyrmGold]

No matter what I do I die, Time to die sucessfully
 
Equip hand-grenade as melee weapon.
 
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE.

inb4 "You forgot to pull the pin and instead get taken prisoner."

Is stick grenade then. Explodes on contact. No way I'm not dying. I either die charging like a idiot, or exploding like a hero.

I vote exploding like an idiot.

[misko27]

I vote the inverse. Charging like a hero.

[Persus13]

Respawn with Master Chief. Have him attack the reds.

[IronyOwl]

"Oh. Well. That's perfectly understandable."

Escort prisoner to... uh... the rear lines? Wherever prisoners go that isn't "the furnace" or "a shallow grave."

[Komra]

Join late to the battle and attempt to sing the Blues to sleep.

[Gentlefish]

Laugh Maniacally then run over a Blue with my mobile Artillery.

[TopHat]

TURN 7 MKII
        448REDSv146BLUES

Donuts tries again! (2) nope. Still nothing.
Corai questions his new mates! (3) "er.... Behind the blue lines?".
Doomblade tries to stop Blue 6! (1) he heroically leaps at him from behind! Blue 6 ducks, causing Doomblade to fly over him and into Dirg, who was just exiting! They both crash to the ground!
GWG checks his upgraded medigun! (6) guess what happens.
Dirg gets landed on by Doomblade! (2) he's trapped under him.
Scapheap tries to hijack the tank! (1) he clambers on, but slips off and is crushed under the treads.
Kingquest wants to be even more badass! (5) he kills a blue in the second most badass way possible. Use your imagination.
Chrono calls in an airdrop of obsolete tanks! (2) no armour support, remember?
Unholy tries a dirty trick! (1) somehow, he persuades lots of blue suckers to take the pins. Now to make chain mail out of the grena - oh. KABOOM.
Misko pulls a Miauw! (4) he takes out four blues, blows another's legs off, and of course kills himself. He dies exploding like a redshirt.
Persus calls in master chief! (2) Master chief stays miles behind the front lines, sipping tea whilst watching the battle on a viewscreen.
Irony escorts the prisoner! (6) he gets to a POW camp. They also arrest him on suspicion of being a blue spy.
Komra tries singing! (5) somehow, he makes three nearby blues fall asleep.
Pufferfish tries running over a blue! (6) he rams into the tank, and they both explode in a blaze of glory for some reason.

BLUE REACTION! (6)
Blue 6 tries to sabotage the spawner! (6) he stacks some plastic explosives by it. The resultant explosion kills him, Dirg, Doomblade, another two reds and blues, and damages the spawner! (-50 clones available)
Blue 1 opens fire! (6) he kills Chrono, Kingquest, and another two reds, but uses up all his ammo in the process.
Blue 7  charges at Corai and his group of traitors! (6) he kills all but Corai, who punches his face in.
Blue 8 calls for air support! (4) a single bomber is on the way.
Blue 9 sets up a sniper nest! (3) he gathers up some twigs for camoflage!
Blue 10 runs for the vacent MG! (3) he gets there and begins reloading.

END TURN STATUS!
            386REDSv136BLUES