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Corai

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #90 on: December 31, 2012, 05:47:55 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 31, 2012, 05:46:31 pm
Quote from: Donuts on December 31, 2012, 05:33:54 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 31, 2012, 05:32:40 pm
overheal guys with heavy weapons.
I AM BULLETPROOF!!!
Seriously though, you gotta roll a 5 and get übercharge!
Working on it.
Make sure to roll a one and kill a BLUE spy.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #91 on: December 31, 2012, 05:50:06 pm »
Quote from: Corai on December 31, 2012, 05:47:55 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 31, 2012, 05:46:31 pm
Quote from: Donuts on December 31, 2012, 05:33:54 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 31, 2012, 05:32:40 pm
overheal guys with heavy weapons.
I AM BULLETPROOF!!!
Seriously though, you gotta roll a 5 and get übercharge!
Working on it.
Make sure to roll a one and kill a BLUE spy.
First I have to test my colleague's suggestions.
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AKingsQuest

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #92 on: December 31, 2012, 07:03:27 pm »
Not badass enough! Play this song, then kill blues in an even more badass way.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2012, 09:03:50 pm by AKingsQuest »
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #93 on: December 31, 2012, 08:06:47 pm »
>Crash land 20 Leopard tanks upon the blues
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #94 on: December 31, 2012, 09:19:55 pm »
Hand out grenades to blueshirts... keep pins for making chainmail
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Clearly running multiple missions at the same time is a terrible idea.  The epic battle to see which team can cock it up worse has escalated again.

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And Larry kinda gets blueballed in all this; just left with a raging bone spear and no where to put it.

misko27

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #95 on: December 31, 2012, 09:22:22 pm »
No matter what I do I die, Time to die sucessfully
 
Equip stickgrenade as melee weapon.
 
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2012, 09:34:30 pm by misko27 »
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Corai

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #96 on: December 31, 2012, 09:32:54 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on December 31, 2012, 09:22:22 pm
No matter what I do I die, Time to die sucessfully
 
Equip hand-grenade as melee weapon.
 
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE.

inb4 "You forgot to pull the pin and instead get taken prisoner."
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misko27

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #97 on: December 31, 2012, 09:34:14 pm »
Quote from: Corai on December 31, 2012, 09:32:54 pm
Quote from: misko27 on December 31, 2012, 09:22:22 pm
No matter what I do I die, Time to die sucessfully
 
Equip hand-grenade as melee weapon.
 
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE.

inb4 "You forgot to pull the pin and instead get taken prisoner."
Is stick grenade then. Explodes on contact. No way I'm not dying. I either die charging like a idiot, or exploding like a hero.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #98 on: December 31, 2012, 09:38:00 pm »
Quote from: misko27 on December 31, 2012, 09:34:14 pm
Quote from: Corai on December 31, 2012, 09:32:54 pm
Quote from: misko27 on December 31, 2012, 09:22:22 pm
No matter what I do I die, Time to die sucessfully
 
Equip hand-grenade as melee weapon.
 
CHAAAAAAAAAARGE.

inb4 "You forgot to pull the pin and instead get taken prisoner."
Is stick grenade then. Explodes on contact. No way I'm not dying. I either die charging like a idiot, or exploding like a hero.
I vote exploding like an idiot.
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misko27

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #99 on: December 31, 2012, 10:08:11 pm »
I vote the inverse. Charging like a hero.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #100 on: December 31, 2012, 10:33:57 pm »
Respawn with Master Chief. Have him attack the reds.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #101 on: December 31, 2012, 10:52:21 pm »
"Oh. Well. That's perfectly understandable."

Escort prisoner to... uh... the rear lines? Wherever prisoners go that isn't "the furnace" or "a shallow grave."
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #102 on: December 31, 2012, 11:49:10 pm »
Join late to the battle and attempt to sing the Blues to sleep.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2012, 11:52:03 pm by Komra »
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #103 on: January 01, 2013, 04:49:50 am »
Laugh Maniacally then run over a Blue with my mobile Artillery.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #104 on: January 01, 2013, 10:47:10 am »
TURN 7 MKII
        448REDSv146BLUES

Donuts tries again! (2) nope. Still nothing.
Corai questions his new mates! (3) "er.... Behind the blue lines?".
Doomblade tries to stop Blue 6! (1) he heroically leaps at him from behind! Blue 6 ducks, causing Doomblade to fly over him and into Dirg, who was just exiting! They both crash to the ground!
GWG checks his upgraded medigun! (6) guess what happens.
Dirg gets landed on by Doomblade! (2) he's trapped under him.
Scapheap tries to hijack the tank! (1) he clambers on, but slips off and is crushed under the treads.
Kingquest wants to be even more badass! (5) he kills a blue in the second most badass way possible. Use your imagination.
Chrono calls in an airdrop of obsolete tanks! (2) no armour support, remember?
Unholy tries a dirty trick! (1) somehow, he persuades lots of blue suckers to take the pins. Now to make chain mail out of the grena - oh. KABOOM.
Misko pulls a Miauw! (4) he takes out four blues, blows another's legs off, and of course kills himself. He dies exploding like a redshirt.
Persus calls in master chief! (2) Master chief stays miles behind the front lines, sipping tea whilst watching the battle on a viewscreen.
Irony escorts the prisoner! (6) he gets to a POW camp. They also arrest him on suspicion of being a blue spy.
Komra tries singing! (5) somehow, he makes three nearby blues fall asleep.
Pufferfish tries running over a blue! (6) he rams into the tank, and they both explode in a blaze of glory for some reason.

BLUE REACTION! (6)
Blue 6 tries to sabotage the spawner! (6) he stacks some plastic explosives by it. The resultant explosion kills him, Dirg, Doomblade, another two reds and blues, and damages the spawner! (-50 clones available)
Blue 1 opens fire! (6) he kills Chrono, Kingquest, and another two reds, but uses up all his ammo in the process.
Blue 7  charges at Corai and his group of traitors! (6) he kills all but Corai, who punches his face in.
Blue 8 calls for air support! (4) a single bomber is on the way.
Blue 9 sets up a sniper nest! (3) he gathers up some twigs for camoflage!
Blue 10 runs for the vacent MG! (3) he gets there and begins reloading.

END TURN STATUS!
            386REDSv136BLUES
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