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Author Topic: Roll To Redshirt  (Read 90604 times)

Corai

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #420 on: January 29, 2013, 07:07:52 pm »

Find the enemy respawner and:

*Engineer accent*

Spy sappin' mah respawner!

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misko27

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #421 on: January 29, 2013, 07:50:08 pm »

Aaaaaw. Punch out Misko, wield one of his ribs and kill the PIAT-carrying Green.
Objection! I am already dead! I should have you court-martialed for such a poor strategem!
 
Damnit. Try again. Aim aa gun at enemy. FIRE.
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rabidgam3r

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #422 on: January 29, 2013, 08:13:12 pm »

Changing. Punch self, then take one of my ribs and stab a Green in the eye.
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Onyxjew944

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #423 on: January 29, 2013, 08:37:21 pm »

IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!
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Gentlefish

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #424 on: January 29, 2013, 09:04:21 pm »

Somehow acquire Heavy machine gun. Use said machinegun to mow down greens attacking farmhouse.

Don't forget, we have a hill to take, too!

Komra

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #425 on: January 29, 2013, 09:27:06 pm »

> Use my newly-created SCP-127 variant as incentive for contact with the Foundation. Request use of SCP-076 for battle.

SCP-127: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-127
SCP-076: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #426 on: January 29, 2013, 10:11:00 pm »

> Use my newly-created SCP-127 variant as incentive for contact with the Foundation. Request use of SCP-076 for battle.

SCP-127: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-127
SCP-076: http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-076
You may want to be a bit more specific.
...Nah, don't. I want to see you try to kill stuff with SCP-076-1.
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Komra

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #427 on: January 29, 2013, 10:14:29 pm »

Wanton carnage is fun.

Entirely uncontrolled, self-destructive, psychotic rampages are like parties of gore!
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AKingsQuest

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #428 on: January 29, 2013, 11:07:21 pm »

Oh, the radio needs to be turned on to use it. Thanks random dude. Ask HQ for more tank support. 

kingfisher1112

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #429 on: January 29, 2013, 11:58:58 pm »

Commandeer a jeep and pick up Kingsquest and make a mobile signaller vehicle.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #430 on: January 30, 2013, 01:20:40 am »

Fuck this shit. Use mental powers to teleport me and my plane to the REAL mission. BOMBING RUNZZZZ!!!!
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tomio175

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #431 on: January 30, 2013, 01:53:39 am »

Smite people with holy bacon. Again and again.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #432 on: January 30, 2013, 07:54:35 am »

Wonder why my last action never happened.
Give up the molotov launcher, and run to the farm house in order to help Resistance fighters and save the day!
and then proceed to do that action, and follow it up by killing greens!
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miauw62

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #433 on: January 30, 2013, 09:48:58 am »

Betray Green 1, shoot him with the PIAT. Use his corpse to upgrade my launcher to something more powerfull.


((I WILL have a rocket launcher of obeliberation and death!))
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scapheap

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #434 on: January 30, 2013, 11:19:05 am »

Find a helicopter and rejoin the battle.
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