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misko27

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #270 on: January 11, 2013, 10:51:49 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on January 11, 2013, 09:03:40 pm
We are so bad at this.

Direct inextinguishable flaming radioactive suicide zombies towards Blues.
Aid action. I clearly have established a rapport with them.
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Donuts

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #271 on: January 12, 2013, 03:29:42 am »
USE THE DOGGAM POW BLOCK!
« Last Edit: January 12, 2013, 08:21:55 am by Donuts »
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
"Oh shit, they've got a slogan! It means they're serious!"

miauw62

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #272 on: January 12, 2013, 05:39:51 am »
CONTINUE THROWING BAZOOKA SHELLS AT ZOMBIES!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt.
« Reply #273 on: January 13, 2013, 07:12:33 am »
Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #274 on: January 14, 2013, 06:09:14 am »
TURN 14
      285REDSv64BLUSv20ZEDS

Komra sets up an auto turret! (2) he can't find the engineering manual!
GWG uses übercharge and saw and stuff! (3) he gets übercharge
Scapheap punches zombies! (2) he bruises his fist on zombie-skull
Onyxjew ignores insanity and confuzzlement! (4) he does so! And gets a frag grenade!
Pufferfish flies his plane into the blue spawner! (6) he flies into the blue spawner, but the plane has no ejector seat button! Oh noes! The explosion damages the spawner (-(2)0) clones, and the blast knocks everyone over.
Tomio keeps his distance! (3) he gets back up.
Doomblade culls the horde! (2) he struggles to his feet.
Spinal jump-packs in! (6) he rockets up and down uncontrollably into the zeds, exploding. Three zeds are killed along with him.
Traitor Persus calls in reinforcements! (2) he can't stop his head from ringing.
Irony and misko direct the zeds! (4+1) look, nice blues! They walk towards them.
Corai and co. get Dirg arrested! (3) but he already arrested him.....
Dirg tries to detonate the suicide vests! (3) he narrows it down to ten frequencies that might work
Donuts uses... Something! (5) he succeeds. A bullet ricochets off his block and kills a blue.
Miauw throws shells! (1) he was standing too close to the blue spawner, and was exploded.
TopHat sigs! (1) he realises that he is the GM and disappears in a puff of logic.

BLUE REACTION! (6)
Blues 1 and 6 get up! (6) they spring up, and are immediacy knocked down by an exploding bazooka shell. A pice of shrapnel wounds blue 1
Blue 9 snipes! (4) he blats Scapheap
Blue 14 carries on shooting zeds! (5) he headshots another three
Blue 15 runs for cover! (6) he leaps behind a wall of barrels marked 'explosive'
Blue 16 fires at the reds! (5) Misko is brought down, along with another red.

INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE RAMPAGE!
(6) they kill 15 blues, blue 14, and Irony


END TURN STATUS!
          279REDSv27BLUSv31ZEDS

BLUE MORALE! (2)
BLUE COMPETENCE! (6)

"LETS FALL BACK ONE BY ONE, AS IN THE PROTOCOL, LADS!"
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #275 on: January 14, 2013, 06:16:13 am »
Quote from: TopHat on January 14, 2013, 06:09:14 am
Donuts uses... Something! (5) he succeeds. A bullet ricochets off his block and kills a blue.
GAH!!!! http://www.mariowiki.com/POW_Block NOW FIX DAT TURN >_<
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
"Oh shit, they've got a slogan! It means they're serious!"

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #276 on: January 14, 2013, 06:27:02 am »
Victory is so close I can taste it.

Or maybe that's the taste of atomic fire.

Roast radioactivity-resistant marshmallows as the zombie horde tears the blues apart and vice versa.
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The kitchenette mold free, you move on to the pantry. it's nasty in there. The bacon is grazing on the lettuce. The ham is having an illicit affair with the prime rib, The potatoes see all, know all. A rat in boxer shorts smoking a foul smelling cigar is banging on a cabinet shouting about rent money.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #277 on: January 14, 2013, 06:35:23 am »
Hand out frequencies to any other red that might want one, then trigger the one I think belongs to the INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIES.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #278 on: January 14, 2013, 08:00:26 am »
Quote from: Persus13 on January 11, 2013, 08:40:28 pm
Request reinforcements from Blue command. Alternatively request reinforcements from green command.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #279 on: January 14, 2013, 10:36:38 am »
Respawn, Do a Gordan Freeman on the headcrabzombies.
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You were planning to have a 15 year old magical girl kill Witches by drinking them under the table!? It's original, at least.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #280 on: January 14, 2013, 10:39:36 am »
Quote from: scapheap on January 14, 2013, 10:36:38 am
Respawn, Do a Gordon Freeman on the headcrabzombies.
Support this by finding a crowbar and shotgun for Scapheap.
« Last Edit: January 14, 2013, 02:49:16 pm by Donuts »
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Quote from: Darvi on December 05, 2012, 09:02:31 am
"Oh shit, they've got a slogan! It means they're serious!"

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #281 on: January 14, 2013, 11:30:38 am »
>Convince High Command to Exterminatus the planet.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #282 on: January 14, 2013, 01:06:12 pm »
DROP IN FROM MOTHERSHIP IN DROP POD THINGY. MURDER REMAINING BLUES!
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Knowing Belgium, everyone will vote for themselves out of mistrust for anyone else, and some kind of weird direct democracy coalition will need to be formed from 11 million or so individuals.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #283 on: January 14, 2013, 02:11:34 pm »
Nade blus.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #284 on: January 14, 2013, 02:53:59 pm »
> Mail-order a "Rods from God" orbital kinetic weapon, armed with tungsten carbide pillars.
> Organize a bake sale with the Komra Klones for funding.
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on February 02, 2013, 04:14:25 pm
But you never see a movie where a terrible coal plant accident causes a horrible devastation, do you? Nope, everyone seems to think that nuclear plants get their energy by smacking live atomic warheads all day or something.
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