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sambojin

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #210 on: January 06, 2013, 02:47:43 pm »
Seeing the lack of co-ordination and knowledge of battlefield tactics, Sambo shows them how it's done.

Get a chainsaw. Kill zombies with the chainsaw.

"They're zombies ffs. Use the right damn weapon!"
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #211 on: January 06, 2013, 02:52:22 pm »
Quote from: sambojin on January 06, 2013, 02:47:43 pm
Seeing the lack of co-ordination and knowledge of battlefield tactics, Sambo shows them how it's done.

Get a chainsaw. Kill zombies with the chainsaw.

"They're zombies ffs. Use the right damn weapon!"
"HOLY bacon, my friend. HOLY bacon."
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...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
Because each player's delicious tears are fuel for the continued torture that is the Warrens of Oric the Awesome.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #212 on: January 06, 2013, 05:12:26 pm »
TURN 11
      310REDSv88BLUESv24ZEDS

Irony countersnipes! (2) it appears that Blue 9 has actually heard of and put into practice the first rule of sniping.
Scapheap kills zombies! (1) he tries to kill one by massaging it's mouth with his neck! Another one joins the hoard.
Miauw fires his rocket launcher! (4) the explosion kills a couple of blues.
GWG carries on healing! (6) he heals people so much he gets über Ubercharge which causes the people he shoots with it (three hapless Reds) to messily explode.
Donuts steals a satellite lazor! (5) satellite lazor aquired.
Persus takes out the fighter plane! (3) his missile clips a wing.
Komra again modifies! (4) he almost makes it. His clones come back with lots of ammo though...
Tomio calls in the holy bacon to smite the zombies! (5) five zeds are smited, and one blue is shot.
Onyxjew laughs at the zed! (1) the zed don't like this and reply with a collective moan that drives his stark raving mad.
Doomblade nades' the spawner! (5) he makes another dent.
Dirg leads a zombie dance! (4) they can't dance, but they can devour two blues.
Corai arrests Dirg! (2) the zombies are in the way.
Pufferfish strafes! (3) the bazooka clip forces him to pull up.
Geen commits suicide! (2) he misses!
Misko suicide-runs Persus! (2) he can't find a suicide vest.
Sambojin chainsaws zombies! (4) he decapitates one.

BLUE REACTION! (1+1)
Blue 9 snipes the counter-sniper! (1) he accidentally shoots the other blue sniper, on the basis that the counter-sniper would be competent.
Blue 1 kills! (6) he takes out half the reds swarming the tank, and also some of the tank crew.

ZOMBIES OMNOMNOMNOMNOM! (5) they kill and reanimate 8 blues and Dirg.

END TURN STATUS!   303REDSv72BLUESv30ZEDS
     
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #213 on: January 06, 2013, 05:13:48 pm »
Quote from: sambojin on January 06, 2013, 02:47:43 pm
Seeing the lack of co-ordination and knowledge of battlefield tactics, Sambo shows them how it's done.

Get a chainsaw. Kill zombies with the chainsaw.

"They're zombies ffs. Use the right damn weapon!"
Disregard insanity. A challenge has been issued.

-applies sunglasses-

I never turn down a challenge.

Spawn and use Holy Hand Grenades.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #214 on: January 06, 2013, 05:15:48 pm »
SHOVE WAY THROUGH ZOMBIES. ARREST DIRG. DRAG HIM OFF THE BATTLEFIELD.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #215 on: January 06, 2013, 05:16:44 pm »
Search for any form of explosive, tie to shirt, run at zombies.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #216 on: January 06, 2013, 05:41:43 pm »
Nade the blue army. All the blue army.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #217 on: January 06, 2013, 05:46:42 pm »
Use bacon to smite more zombies while shooting more blues. Get a bacon-tank.
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Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on April 21, 2013, 09:17:18 pm
...You're arguing with the GM? Why don't you argue with Jesus about how much Peter liked clams?
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #218 on: January 06, 2013, 05:58:23 pm »
> Make a bullet-hwacha for use with the gathered matériel, then shoot it at the largest blue/zed clusters.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #219 on: January 06, 2013, 06:15:23 pm »
I probably got more kills last round than any one BLU has.

Turn down the Ubercharge juuust a little, remind self to replace their hearts with Megababoon hearts next time, and keep healing!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #220 on: January 06, 2013, 06:21:45 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 06, 2013, 06:15:23 pm
I probably got more kills last round than any one BLU has.

Blue 6
Blue 1
Blue 9
Blue 4
Several others who are now late.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #221 on: January 06, 2013, 06:23:19 pm »
Use my 22mm cannon to take out that bazooka.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #222 on: January 06, 2013, 06:26:32 pm »
FIX RADIO, CALL A TEAM DAMN IT!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #223 on: January 06, 2013, 06:35:20 pm »
Quote from: TopHat on January 06, 2013, 06:21:45 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 06, 2013, 06:15:23 pm
I probably got more kills last round than any one BLU has.
Blue 6
Blue 1
Blue 9
Blue 4
Several others who are now late.
How many lives did it take each of them?
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #224 on: January 06, 2013, 06:42:39 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 06, 2013, 06:35:20 pm
Quote from: TopHat on January 06, 2013, 06:21:45 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 06, 2013, 06:15:23 pm
I probably got more kills last round than any one BLU has.
Blue 6
Blue 1
Blue 9
Blue 4
Several others who are now late.
How many lives did it take each of them?

None, dead NPCs/enemies do not 'respawn', as it were.
Except for Blue 9, who was reincarnated by Corai.
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Quote from: Onyxjew944 on January 11, 2013, 08:45:48 pm
I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.
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