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Corai

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #180 on: January 03, 2013, 07:10:58 pm »
RESPAWN WITH A WHIP. TAME THE ZOMBIES THEN SEND THEM TO KILL THE BLUE COMMANDER.
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scapheap

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #181 on: January 03, 2013, 07:11:30 pm »
Quote from: Dirg on January 03, 2013, 07:00:50 pm
Act like tasty morsel and lead zombie horde into blue territory to devour them.
Yes eat those zombies Dirg...wait zombies taste terrible don't do it.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #182 on: January 03, 2013, 07:16:52 pm »
Fire anyway! Seperate division in half, one going for tanks, other besieging the spawner. I go with anti-spawners.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #183 on: January 03, 2013, 07:22:43 pm »
> Use spare parts to outfit all new clones with Star Wars II-esque clone trooper armor.

((To what degree do I control the Killer Komra Klones?))
« Last Edit: January 03, 2013, 07:28:52 pm by Komra »
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #184 on: January 03, 2013, 08:50:03 pm »
Kill misko. Epicly.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #185 on: January 03, 2013, 08:57:45 pm »
Huh.

Start healing and charging ze Ubercharge!
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #186 on: January 03, 2013, 09:23:09 pm »
Cull the blue zombie horde.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #187 on: January 04, 2013, 01:06:44 am »
Vaporize the blues!!! Then vaporize zawmbies. Dust can't revive, right? Also dehack spawner!
« Last Edit: January 04, 2013, 02:03:20 am by Donuts »
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AKingsQuest

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #188 on: January 04, 2013, 01:38:09 am »
Become new radio operator, call in the A team.
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Geen

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #189 on: January 04, 2013, 02:18:53 am »
Spawn on Red team. Find a blue, and use him as a meatshield.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #190 on: January 04, 2013, 02:20:26 am »
Dehack that Komra Kloner.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #191 on: January 04, 2013, 05:46:29 am »
AQUIRE ANOTHER ROCKET LAUNCHER. SHOOT BLUES.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #192 on: January 04, 2013, 03:23:26 pm »
MORE HOLY BACON SLAPPING AND MORE SHOOTING
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #193 on: January 04, 2013, 04:07:53 pm »
Respawn with F-14 fighter plane. Drop napalm bomb behind enemy lines.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #194 on: January 05, 2013, 06:06:30 am »
Turn 10

325REDSV105BLUES

Scapheap carries on walking! (2) he stops for a moment to admire the scenery.
Dirg tries to lead the zombies! (5) he leads them into the midst of the blue front lines.
Corai tries to tame the zombies! (2) zombies feel no pain. Why would a whip help?
Misko splits the remainder of his contingent! His five (5) make another dent in the spawner, whilst the other five (4) immobilise a tank.
Komra tries to outfit the clones! (5) he tinkers so reds are spawned with clone-trooper esque armour.
Persus tries to kill Misko! (5) a direct rocket hit to the brain incinerated both him and his AT gun.
GWG starts healing! (4) Ubercharge partly charged.
Doomblade kills zombies! (3) he gets one in the head, and riddles the rest with bullets.
Donuts starts vaporising! (2) his lazor needs a new battery...
Kingquest becomes new radio operators! (4) he half-fixes the radio.
KOMRA-KLONE-ALPHA joins the fray! (6) he grabs a blue and they both use each other as meatshields.
Irony dehacks the cloner! (5) back to normal. Phew.
Miauw wants another rocket launcher! (5) he gets one!
Tomio bacon-slaps! (4) he shoots a blue, but they stay out of bacon-range.
Pufferfish wants a fighter plane! (5-1) he gets one! No napalm though, it's a fighter plane.


BLUE REACTION! (5+1)

Blue tank 1 fires a HE shell at Misko's mob! (2) he misses.
Blue tank 2 does the same! (3) a red gets blown up.
Blue 1 fights! (6) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! He hacks apart the rest of Misko's  anti spawner mob, but himself damages the spawner in the process!
Blue 6 does the same! (2) BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD THRONE! Er... I swear it was something else. He spends the rest of the turn figuring it out.
Blue 9 snipes! (6) he shoots Scapheap, Kingquest, Miauw, Donuts, Corai, and the local blue field commander.
Blue 12 fires on the zombies! (3) he fails to get in a killing shot.

ZOMBIE EX-BLUES STRIKE! (6) they eat (and make into zombies) Dirg and 15 blues, including Blue 12

END TURN STATUS!
     310REDSV88BLUESV24ZEDS

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I would ask why fire can burn two men to death without getting hot enough to burn a book, but then I read "INEXTINGUISHABLE RUNNING KAMIKAZE RADIOACTIVE FLAMING ZOMBIE" and realized that logic, reason, and physics are all occupied with crying in the corner right now.
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