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Onyxjew944

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #150 on: January 02, 2013, 06:56:40 pm »

Get a better stabbity-stabber. Then STABBITY-STAB AWAY!
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Persus13

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #151 on: January 02, 2013, 07:12:30 pm »

Grab bazooka. Fire at reds.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #152 on: January 02, 2013, 07:18:28 pm »

Destroy the blue spawner using AAA.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #153 on: January 02, 2013, 07:55:44 pm »

Escape.
Wonder how the RED Medic puts up with this.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #154 on: January 02, 2013, 07:59:20 pm »

...grab a shovel and tunnel underneath it?
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #155 on: January 02, 2013, 08:00:48 pm »

Respawn and equip suicide vest. Charge blue spawner shooting as many blues as I can.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #156 on: January 02, 2013, 08:33:18 pm »

Summon Diamond pick. NOTHING SHALL STAND IN THE WAY OF SPAWNER DESTRUCTION!

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #157 on: January 02, 2013, 11:47:06 pm »

Kill more blues with the force.

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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #158 on: January 03, 2013, 01:46:14 am »

Accuse GM of using loaded dice to keep me rolling 2's. Hide in underground bunker and order a Tsar Bomba. Lock bunker afterwards.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #159 on: January 03, 2013, 07:24:30 am »

        TURN 9
          345REDSv120BLUES

Misko arms some reds with AT weapons! (5) they have Misko's AT gun, Persus's bazooka, and AT bombs. They advance towards the Blue spawner.
Komra encoded the map! (1) In blue battle code! It is now only usable by the blues!
Corai comes back to life! (6) he, Persus, Blue 9, and his ex-blues com back to life! They all hate Corai for ruining their respawning process! Oh no! And they crave brains!
Scapheap cuts a bloody swathe through the foe! (5) four blues die to the bark of his pistol and the sharpened edge of his sword.
Onyxjew looks for something to help his stabbity-stab better! (2) nope, nothing better than his knives lying around.
Traitor Persus wants his 'zooka back! (5) he blasts the red holding it, grabs it, then runs to a good firing position.
Doomblade fires his AAA! (1) his flak shells either ricochet off the spawner armour or fall short, shredding Irony, Pufferfish, and two members of Misko's contingent.
GWG tries to free himself again! (3) almost.... there....
Irony tries tunnelling! (5) it works! There is now a tunnel underneath the Blue spawner!
Dirg kamikazes the spawner! (1) he trips, setting off the suicide vest and exploding him and another red.
Pufferfish thinks a diamond pick will help! (6) he makes a rather large dent/scratch in the spawner, but accidentally knocks down the entrance to Irony's tunnel! Trapping him inside!
Kingquest carries on using the force! (3) he makes Blue 4 feel a little twitchy.
Donuts calls in a big bomber! (3) a small bomber is on the way.


BLUE REACTION! (4+1)
Blue 1 fires on the group attacking the spawner! (4) he shoots Pufferfish.
Blue 6 charges Misko's group! (4) he smashes in the skull of a random red.
The reincarnated Blue 9 tries to get his act together! (2) mmmm.... Brains....
Blue 4 carries on his rampage! (3) he can't see any more reds.
Blue 12 shoots at Scapheap! (3) he makes a hole in his cap.


BLUE TANK REINFORCEMENTS! (2) TANKS HAVE ARRIVED!

UNDEAD EX-BLUES!
(4) They eat Corai!

           335REDSv116BLUES
         
 
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #160 on: January 03, 2013, 07:29:12 am »

Free GWG. Obtain lazor. Use lazor against blues. Everyone is happy.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #161 on: January 03, 2013, 07:55:25 am »

Shoot anything that tries to shoot the tanks
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #162 on: January 03, 2013, 07:59:52 am »

Build Minecraft-style base underneath blue spawner.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #163 on: January 03, 2013, 08:00:42 am »

Rush back to blue spawner then fire at tanks to get their attention as I stand right infront of blue spawner. Make heroic slow-mo leap out of the way at last second as they fire.
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Re: Roll To Redshirt
« Reply #164 on: January 03, 2013, 08:01:04 am »

Vengeance for the cap. Get to the blue spawn.
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