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Author Topic: why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!  (Read 2057 times)

mek42

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why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!
« on: December 27, 2012, 05:02:42 pm »

Was at a hotel recently and they had a self-serve pancake machine.  The pancake status symbol was a slowly blinking solid cursor.  My first thought was "Is that a mist or a swarm of flies?"

Figured one or two of you here might have a giggle over this, so here it is.  :)
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Re: why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!
« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2012, 05:23:19 pm »

Oh, that kind of cursor.
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Re: why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!
« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2012, 05:29:32 pm »

Actually there can be a swarm of bugs in your pancakes

Biscuit Weavels are bugs that will go into your flour and eat it and usually die afterwords.
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Re: why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!
« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2012, 05:48:46 pm »

So if nobody says a thing they climb back out again?
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Re: why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!
« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2012, 05:49:30 pm »

So if nobody says a thing they climb back out again?

Nope they will die in your flour and pancake mix and will just look like black specs.
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Re: why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!
« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2012, 06:02:47 pm »

Neonivek, I hope you appreciate Darvi's joke, because there was one.
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Re: why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!
« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2012, 07:53:44 pm »

Neonivek, I hope you appreciate Darvi's joke, because there was one.

Completely over my head. I cannot even guess there is one.
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Re: why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!
« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2012, 08:12:23 pm »

Actually there can be a swarm of bugs in your pancakes

Biscuit Weavels are bugs that will go into your flour and eat it and usually die afterwords.
So if nobody says a thing they climb back out again?

Sorry, Darvi.
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Re: why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!
« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2012, 08:24:47 pm »

it doesn't help that Afterwords sounds like a real word... isn't it?
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Re: why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!
« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2012, 08:32:10 pm »

it doesn't help that Afterwords sounds like a real word... isn't it?
Afterword (no s) is a real word. S'kinda' like a postscript or somethin'. Presumably afterwords would be the plural form of afterword.

Afterwords is apparently an album title, too. Huh.
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Re: why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!
« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2012, 08:52:18 pm »

The correct thing to have used there is afterward, so it's open to a pun if you use afterwords.
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Re: why is there a swarm of flies in my pancakes??!!
« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2012, 09:01:53 pm »

If you use 'afterword' when you mean 'afterward', maybe you should still be in the hospital. Or possibly hoping the day ends quickly so the wizard can recast before any enemies show up.
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