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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #30 on: December 28, 2012, 04:57:45 am »
I like what I see.

>Examine OL' BENJAMIN for ammunition and proper maintenance.
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #31 on: December 28, 2012, 08:46:16 am »
>Supply power to screens.
>Observe screens.



You supply POWER to SCREENS. The BROKEN SCREEN, unsurprisingly, won't turn on. Two of the screens appear to be lacking an INPUT SIGNAL. The last screen views a NOTE saying: "Sorry, no more spyin'" and a part of an empty, unlit room behind it.

>Fix screen by shooting it.



This screen has bothered you for too long. Time to come up with a FINAL SOLUTION.

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OL' BENJAMIN appears to be empty.

>Examine OL' BENJAMIN for ammunition and proper maintenance.



Yup. That's the case.

>Check INVENTORY for items to fix screen with.



You check your INVENTORY for useful items. You find your TRUSTY OL' DANIELS.

>Check under your hat!



You check under your SURPRISINGLY SPACIOUS HAT. It appears there's a NOTE inside.

>Practice answering your phone in a hard-boiled manner.



You're just about to read the NOTE, when suddenly the PHONE rings. There's no time to practice.

Spoiler: PHONELOG (click to show/hide)

You trail off. You appear to have forgotten your name.

What is your name, and what do you do?
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #32 on: December 28, 2012, 08:52:50 am »
Robert Ransacksballsacks

Steve Goat

Ivor Mansack

George Melons

George Apricots

Joe Denham

JOHN PISTOLWHIPS
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #33 on: December 28, 2012, 09:04:09 am »
>Read note for clues as to name and profession
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #34 on: December 28, 2012, 09:13:43 am »
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #35 on: December 28, 2012, 09:33:17 am »
+1 to Stan Farland
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #36 on: December 28, 2012, 11:13:18 am »
+1 to JOHN PISTOLWHIPS
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #37 on: December 28, 2012, 12:37:23 pm »
Personally, I'm okay with Robert Ransackballsacks
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #38 on: December 28, 2012, 01:31:59 pm »
Urist McKobold
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #39 on: December 28, 2012, 01:34:26 pm »
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #40 on: December 28, 2012, 08:52:16 pm »
We need a poll  :P
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #41 on: December 28, 2012, 10:16:44 pm »
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #42 on: December 29, 2012, 10:34:58 am »
>JOHN PISTOLWHIPS



You check the note in your hand. It so happens to be YOUR CARD. It says your name is JOHN PISTOLWHIPS. That's just a cover, obviously. It's for stoping your ENEMIES from the OTHER SIDE OF THE LAW from hurting your LOVED ONES. Your real name is STAN FARLAND. You continue with the call.

Spoiler: PHONELOG (click to show/hide)



How do you proceed?
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #43 on: December 29, 2012, 10:37:13 am »
Nes and/or Yo.
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Re: You are a kobold bearing an uncanny resemblance to a Sleuth: The paint adventure
« Reply #44 on: December 29, 2012, 10:40:12 am »
Ask for more, saying that you need them to pay the electrical bills for your supercomputer that will search the leaker.
Then tell them that your supercomputer exploded and praise your enemy.
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