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Author Topic: Prophets of the New God: most unfortunately dropped.  (Read 72994 times)

Harry Baldman

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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 71 - Priest Wrangling
« Reply #705 on: July 17, 2013, 01:37:09 pm »

Turn 71 - Priest Wrangling

Phiali attempts to waive God's sacred decree on the abolition of marriage.

"It hasn't come up. I suppose it would depend on the situation. Around here, I suppose there's not much to worry about with that sort of stuff, so a law like that could be safely ignored."

He tries to determine whether this is actually true. He isn't sure, really, but he supposes it is.

"Ah... good. How very... nice," Azha observes. Phiali's real glad she's happy. Maybe she can convert already and allow him to perform sweet miracles!

* * * * *

Gronok, under the impression that this must be some kind of fiendish mechanical gate that only the smartest people can open, looks for pulleys and ropes. When he comes to the conclusion that the gate doesn't seem to have any obvious ones, knocks on the great metal portal. He is about to yell, but he hears someone approach.

"Who was yelling back there?" comes a voice. Moments later, the gate is pulled open by a man in the clothes of a guard, very distinctly unshaven and shabby-looking.

"What do you want? Is your heart giving out, old man?"

* * * * *

Shashari decides to respect the dead from a distance and walks back along the tunnel, then turns... left. She supposes that's east-ish. On one hand, it's dark. On the other, it is also relatively dry, doesn't smell of burnt corpses and seems mostly innocuous, not to mention Shashari's relative certainty that the end of the hallway is rather illuminated.

That is, until she stops at another tripwire. She carefully steps over it, then proceeds along until a room is reached. It looks like the hallway was meant to go two ways from here, but the southern path is covered by rubble while the northern isn't. That said, she heads to the northern part.

Now, she's not really the expert on this, but she guesses this might be some kind of library, judging by the shelves filled with damaged literature and a rather quaint table with two chairs placed at it. A rather notable beam of light from above shines on the table, she guesses this is either from a deliberately made hole in the ceiling or due to a rather strange coincidence. On the table lie several scraps of... leather, she guesses?

* * * * *

Lars, not entirely certain he is competent enough at stabbing people to best someone whose favorite pastime is probably the maiming of whoever he perceives to be unpleasant, enacts two plans at once. First, he grabs a sword that one of the priests dropped. Secondly, he gambles.

"Heretic!  You cannot stand against the might of the One True God!  If you three are truly faithful, show it by subduing this liar and heretic!"

The three priests immediately perk up and run at the head priest!

[Grapple: Priest 1 vs. Head Priest: 4+1 vs. 5-1]
[Grapple: Priest 2 vs. Head Priest: 6+1 vs. 5-1]
[Grapple: Priest 3 vs. Head Priest: 6+1 vs. 3-1]

One of the priests awkwardly grabs the guy by the non-sword arm, causing him to look slightly uncomfortable from the hot metal plates pressing up against his robe. Another one then immediately puts his other arm in a hammer lock, while the last one lifts the poor head priest up by the legs, totally robbing him of any reasonable method of movement.

Exactly as planned, Lars thinks. He walks over to the immobilized priest and attempts to run him through.

[Lars attack roll: 3-1+1]

He nonlethally pokes the head priest in the side with the sword, drawing blood noticeably. The head priest struggles against the painful grasp of his former compatriots, screaming praises to Kezilam in a maddening fashion.

[Grapple: Head Priest vs. Priest 2: 4-2 vs. 5+1]

He tries to get his sword arm out from the priest's grasp, but the intimidated clergyman refuses to submit, instead only tightening his grip on the man painfully!

* * * * *

Elizas approaches the jolly band of idlers and begins a song of joyful recruitment!

[Vocal performance roll: 3+1]

It's the same one he played yesterday for them, the Ballad of the River, and they all seem to like it quite a bit, joining in on the singing immediately. The effect isn't quite the same this time, probably because they aren't drunk and in the mood for a great change of their worldview, but still, it is Elizas' greatest hit, and it's still very good.

Hey, at least he now has a choir.

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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 71 - Priest Wrangling
« Reply #706 on: July 17, 2013, 02:04:38 pm »

"So...are you willing to convert?"
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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 71 - Priest Wrangling
« Reply #707 on: July 17, 2013, 02:07:19 pm »

"Face the wrath of the True God!

Run him through.
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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 71 - Priest Wrangling
« Reply #708 on: July 17, 2013, 03:21:56 pm »

I'm attempting to get into this library, could you help me?
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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 71 - Priest Wrangling
« Reply #709 on: July 18, 2013, 04:10:19 am »

"So...are you willing to convert?"

"Eh. I suppose. Not like it makes any sort of difference," Azha says.

For some reason this doesn't feel as good as you think it should.

I'm attempting to get into this library, could you help me?

The guard opens the gate up wider.

"It's a public library. Go right in. You seem relatively harmless, anyway. Front door's unlocked."
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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 71 - Priest Wrangling
« Reply #710 on: July 18, 2013, 07:55:38 am »

Why thank you. I'm old, so I couldn't open the gate.

Head inside.
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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 71 - Priest Wrangling
« Reply #711 on: July 18, 2013, 08:17:25 am »

"Thank you."

Go back to the house. Talk with husband. Use same tactics to convert him, as well.
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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 71 - Priest Wrangling
« Reply #712 on: July 18, 2013, 10:44:10 am »

Sing song of conversion.
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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 72 - Excessive Force
« Reply #713 on: July 21, 2013, 03:28:57 pm »

Turn 72 - Excessive Force

Lars decides to try again on the head priest. After all, one can hardly blame him for mostly missing the first time. It was his way of giving a second chance only to cruelly snatch it away like a proper prophet should. Plus the sun was in his eyes.

[Lars attack roll: 6-->1+1]

He stabs the sword right through the guy's abdomen. Guy's still breathing and struggling. Hm. He stabs again, but he meets with failure once again. Guy just doesn't seem to want to die. Hm.

Maybe he's doing this the wrong way? This sword looks like it's meant more for slashing. Yeah, that's probably it. Lars goes ahead and slashes at the man with great intensity and fervor befitting a true prophet. The head priest yells and struggles a lot at first, but then the massive blood loss makes him black out. Eventually the three other priests, a bit too frightened to protest while Lars works, are left holding the severed limbs of the head priest, whose torso and head are mutilated beyond any reasonable semblance of humanity. Lars keeps on working at it until he is snapped out of it by one of his fellows coughing awkwardly.

Oh. He's gotten a bit carried away, hasn't he? Both he and his newest converts seem to be mostly covered in the head priest's blood.

You know, he never guessed a human being actually could have that much blood.

* * * * *

Gronok, glad at the rather pleasant way his library excursion is turning out, heads inside the great building, finding himself in a massive, ornate lobby. The walls are covered in elaborate stone carvings of various scenes depicting the gathering, use and spreading of knowledge.

In the lobby he is met by a very tall man with an extremely long, braided black beard. His hair looks to be artificially curled, as Gronok has not seen hair naturally twist in such a shape.

"How can I help you? Do you wish to peruse or borrow?" he says, sounding rather bored.

* * * * *

Phiali quickly thanks Azha for being such a good sport, then heads back to the house to hopefully catch the husband before he's asleep or gone. He knocks on the door, and the guy quickly appears.

"You again."

"I wish to speak with you, relate a story of divine inspiration."

"And I do not wish to listen. Leave."

Phiali is about to say more, but the guy shuts the door and seems to lock it. How terrible.

* * * * *

Elizas, feeling that here is a good audience for his material, plays his wonderful song, "Here Is My Religion and Everyone Should Convert To It".

[Vocal performance roll: 2+1]

Hm. It appears he was wrong in his assessment. The people don't seem to particularly appreciate the direct approach. They seem to prefer allegory instead. My, how picky drunkards have become. Still, they don't look particularly dissatisfied. Some of them do ask for an encore of the Ballad of the River, the song they actually know and love.

Elizas feels a pang of fear. Will he, like many talented artists, be only remembered for that song? Have his artistic achievements really peaked with that? The thought is almost too horrifying to contemplate.

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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 72 - Excessive Force
« Reply #714 on: July 21, 2013, 10:50:11 pm »

Phiali kicked the wall in irritation. He was so close to actually converting someone!
Alright. Maybe if I just copy what I did with his wife...

Knock on the door and attempt to offer to do a favor or something for him.
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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 72 - Excessive Force
« Reply #715 on: July 22, 2013, 03:41:19 am »

Gronok grins.
To inform, actually. Are you the head librarian, or where can I find him? Or her, as the case may be?
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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 72 - Excessive Force
« Reply #716 on: July 22, 2013, 04:29:38 am »

Gronok grins.
To inform, actually. Are you the head librarian, or where can I find him? Or her, as the case may be?

"A scribe, actually. We do not have librarians. The head scribe is rather busy coordinating our work. What do you wish to inform us about?"
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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 72 - Excessive Force
« Reply #717 on: July 22, 2013, 04:32:28 am »

An opportunity for ... advancement, as it may be. Are you here at this institute followers of Kezilam?
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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 72 - Excessive Force
« Reply #718 on: July 22, 2013, 05:35:02 am »

An opportunity for ... advancement, as it may be. Are you here at this institute followers of Kezilam?

"Why do you ask? Are you one of the faithful?"
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Re: Prophets of the New God: Turn 72 - Excessive Force
« Reply #719 on: July 22, 2013, 05:41:52 am »

Do you imply by that answer that you are not? I've learned that some followers can be a tad violent and overreactive.
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