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Total Members Voted: 13

Voting closed: January 01, 2013, 10:47:40 am

[GreatWyrmGold]

Run.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Scurry away. Far away.

[Jellycat12]

You take advantage of his hesitation to run down the stairs, pause to grab your favorite squeaky toy, and jump out the window. You find yourself on a sandy beach.

[rabidgam3r]

Examine surroundings, look for prey.

[Jellycat12]

You look around. As you acknowledged before, you're on a large beach. The only thin that looks like prey is a bunch of seagulls in the sky, and you aren't hungry enough to want to eat them.

[Aseaheru]

are we cold-blooded?

[Jellycat12]

Yes. Yes you are.

[Gentlefish]

If we are cold-blooded, what's the temperature? I say we strike for the crawlspace of the house. We still are a pet, after all. And examine our own body.

[Jellycat12]

It is pleasantly warm. You look over yourself and see that you are covered in fluffy red-brown feathers. You are also somewhat not exactly good at running a lot. You decide to hide.

[Gentlefish]

The house must not have a crawlspace. Is there a porch we can hide under, maybe burrow a hole? Lizards can burrow, right?

[Jellycat12]

You wriggle under the porch and wait. The tax collector comes out and looks around, followed by the family. No one seems to be looking for you under the porch.

[Gentlefish]

You know what? Squeak the toy. You love your squeaky toys so squeak it twice.

[Jellycat12]

You look down at the large rubber strawberry you have in your jaws. You contemplate it for a moment, and then abandon all common sense and start squeaking it loudly. This attracts the attention of all nearby humans. The tax collector, who is right next to the porch, drops down and looks right at where you are.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Spit the strawberry in his face for a quick distaction.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Then run.

(BTW: I'd suggest informing the players of why a stupid action is stupid, even if it should be obvious. This gives more level-headed players more time and consideration to object.))