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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 24: Last Last Stop: Hell  (Read 33111 times)

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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #240 on: December 31, 2012, 04:53:03 pm »

Respawn as a dancing pickle. Summon the Emperor of Mankind, at full power.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #241 on: December 31, 2012, 04:54:28 pm »

With help of demons, begin sealing wormholes to areas infested by Azathoth. Enlist aid of Kronos if necessary. Hole up in Heaven or Hell, whichever's more fun and doesn't contain YHWH or Ahura Mazda.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2012, 05:15:07 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #242 on: December 31, 2012, 04:55:27 pm »

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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #243 on: December 31, 2012, 04:55:53 pm »

With help of demons, begin sealing wormholes to areas infested by Azathoth.
So...seal wormholes to everywhere except Heaven and Hell?
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #244 on: December 31, 2012, 04:58:24 pm »

Eat Elder Gods and absorb their power.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #245 on: December 31, 2012, 05:02:19 pm »

Seal any unsealed Snarls.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #246 on: December 31, 2012, 05:04:24 pm »

Be 16, search for attractive anti-human. Someone must carry on religion when I inevitably die. And then go somewhere else.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #247 on: December 31, 2012, 05:07:50 pm »

Commune with the gods and convince them to create more realms and sentient to repair the damage caused by Azathoth and create more beings to battle his destruction


PS: since you apparently don't feel like reopening the link :P here's your explanation if Ahura Mazda is all the worlds good, then Angra Mainyu is all the worlds evil.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #248 on: December 31, 2012, 05:10:48 pm »

So...seal wormholes to everywhere except Heaven and Hell?

Yes. Preferably while inside either Heaven or Hell myself.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #249 on: December 31, 2012, 05:12:37 pm »

Spread the word of my lord and master, Azathoth. Since he's mindless, that just means spreading insanity.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #250 on: December 31, 2012, 05:14:01 pm »

Go to Hell.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #251 on: December 31, 2012, 05:14:33 pm »

Go to Hell.
(5) Thinking quickly, you kill yourself.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #252 on: December 31, 2012, 05:21:39 pm »

Go to Hell.
(5) Thinking quickly, you kill yourself.

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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 22: Still alive!?!?
« Reply #253 on: December 31, 2012, 05:31:16 pm »

Stop lurra and mobius from being cut off.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 23: Last Stop: Heaven
« Reply #254 on: December 31, 2012, 05:45:57 pm »

Respawn as a dancing pickle. Summon the Emperor of Mankind, at full power.
[1] You are a shoggoth. [5] "What?"

With help of demons, begin sealing wormholes to areas infested by Azathoth. Enlist aid of Kronos if necessary. Hole up in Heaven or Hell, whichever's more fun and doesn't contain YHWH or Ahura Mazda.
Both of them are in Heaven, so you [4] hop in Hell and seal all portals out! Effectively trapping yourself in a dimension with every demon and then some! Genius! ...Oh, wait. Nice thing about Hell is, you respawn automatically. Not-so-nice-thing, you're still in Hell.

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[4] Among the crabmen not fleeing in terror from the impending doom, ice cream is quite popular.

Eat Elder Gods and absorb their power.
[1v5+3] You are eaten by some gods. Respawn?

Seal any unsealed Snarls.
[2] Thankfully, there was just the one.

Be 16, search for attractive anti-human. Someone must carry on religion when I inevitably die. And then go somewhere else.
[5] You find the only other antihuman in the universe. The two of you run away, into [6] Heaven. Oh, right, the gods.

Commune with the gods and convince them to create more realms and sentient to repair the damage caused by Azathoth and create more beings to battle his destruction
[5v3+3] Not now, kid!
(That's the best "All Gods at Once" voice I could think of.)

Spread the word of my lord and master, Azathoth. Since he's mindless, that just means spreading insanity.
[5] Many crabmen go mad.

Go to Hell.
[1] You open a portal and go to Heaven.

Stop lurra and mobius from being cut off.
Lurra's gone, in Vorthon's stomach and in Azathoth's, but [3] Mobius has a link to Heaven now.

GM TURN:
Azathoth [6] eats everything in the system. Including the gate, releasing the Snarl. Respawn, y'all?
The gods look at each other, [5+3] flee, and leave a confused Theodore Roosevelt alongside the respawners as the only life in the universe.
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