Have you never watched Temple of Doom, GM? For shame.
I have, but not for a while. Why?
Kalimah! Kalimah shaktinae!
Humnumshivahumnumshiva
Kalimah was that evil god from the movie.
Ah.
...I like my interpretation better. But we can use yours.
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Summon Ahura Mazda and Angra Mainyu
[3] You summon Ahura Mazda.
HELLO, LESSER DEITIES! BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER!Oh my self, a deity more annoying than YHWH...
[shadow=glow=black,2,300]I'm offended at how you put that but agree with the sentiment...[/shadow]
RESPAWN AS SNARL
[2] Nope.
Have you never watched Temple of Doom, GM? For shame.
Summon Kronos. Feed him babies.
[6] You're not exactly a crone. Respawn?
Age to 12. Must be at least 12 to lead riot, otherwise is just ridiculous.
[5] You are the antihuman equivalent of 12.
Mark Snarl as demon.
[2] Nope. It's worse.
Screw it all, summon Divine. She'll sort this mess out.
...No.
And no more linking to YouTube videos.
Summon Azathoth. Also, NOM MOAR PLANETS.
[6] You can't nom more planets. Azathoth nom'd you.
GM TURN:
The demons contemplate destroying the universe, but it's past the Omnicidal Powers Critical Mass and reaching the Ideal Mortal-To-God ratio. [3+2] They save the PCs from the Snarl and ask them for help!
Azathoth destroys the last planet in his universal shard, Antichthon. Millions of Antihumans die (which puts the universe over the Ideal Mortal-To-God ratio, as about 75% of all mortals were there).
The Snarl moves on the Mobius/Sanctuary system as Azathoth starts to pour through the portals to there.
The gods clear out Heaven of demons. Kalimah backstabs YHWH and heads to Mobius.
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