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[Xantalos]

NO SUMMOMING OF THE DESTROYER WHILE WE ARE MORTAL.

Why not? He could probably kill us regardless of our mortality. It's his job to kill stuff. In his less terrifying forms, he's reputedly not so bad. Besides, he couldn't be more of a prick than YHWH. It's simply not possible.

Hehehe.

[misko27]

NO SUMMOMING OF THE DESTROYER WHILE WE ARE MORTAL.

Why not? He could probably kill us regardless of our mortality. It's his job to kill stuff. In his less terrifying forms, he's reputedly not so bad. Besides, he couldn't be more of a prick than YHWH. It's simply not possible.

Seriously? Your argument is it'd still be a bad idea If we were gods!?!

Edit: 18, 19 turns, calling it. Xantalos, you were the idiot who summoned YHYW in the first place. Don't make it worse.

[Harry Baldman]

Seriously? Your argument is it'd still be a bad idea If we were gods!?!

Yes. Is that a problem?

[misko27]

Seriously? Your argument is it'd still be a bad idea If we were gods!?!

Yes. Is that a problem?

Derm'd, calling it, 18, 19 turns.

[Harry Baldman]

Derm'd, calling it, 18, 19 turns.

Oh no, we'll lose our precious world governed by horrible demons and full of things that are either horribly disabled, living under tyranny or dead! Hey, that does give me an idea, somebody should summon Brahma. You know, somebody who creates things that aren't completely terrible.

[Xantalos]

Derm'd, calling it, 18, 19 turns.

Oh no, we'll lose our precious world governed by horrible demons and full of things that are either horribly disabled, living under tyranny or dead! Hey, that does give me an idea, somebody should summon Brahma. You know, somebody who creates things that aren't completely terrible.

Well, I was going to do some Greek gods next, but if YOU want to, I can't stop you.

[Harry Baldman]

Well, I was going to do some Greek gods next, but if YOU want to, I can't stop you.

Do everyone a favor and don't summon Ares. He's a dick. And Zeus' wife always raises hell when he gets around, so keep him away as well. Plus we might catch something if we spend too much time with him. Then again, most of the others are kinda boring. Especially Hades, what a gloomy fellow. Hermes and Dionysus, though, those are good choices.

[misko27]

Well, I was going to do some Greek gods next, but if YOU want to, I can't stop you.

Do everyone a favor and don't summon Ares. He's a dick. And Zeus' wife always raises hell when he gets around, so keep him away as well. Plus we might catch something if we spend too much time with him.

Debatable. I think the old texts were a bit biased against Ares.

Frankly most of the Greek Gods were massive dicks.

[Xantalos]

I am going bigger, however.

[Harry Baldman]

Debatable. I think the old texts were a bit biased against Ares.

Frankly most of the Greek Gods were massive dicks.

Well, at least they weren't Sumerian gods. Those guys were even worse, I think.

But I do maintain that Ares was kind of a dick. He did, after all, represent the whole blood-frenzy, kill-em-all, rush-into-combat part of war.

I am going bigger, however.

Please don't summon the titans. Although maybe Prometheus could be helpful. He seems like a player-friendly guy.

[Persus13]

Ask YHWH for help and promise I'll serve as his champion.

[Doomblade187]

Raise an army and push back the demon hordes.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Besides, he couldn't be more of a prick than YHWH. It's simply not possible.

I am SO sigging this.

Use gear, artifacts and team to go on and kill the Greater Demon Kings, hopefully sowing disorder and chaos among the demons.

[4] You manage to invade the planetary palace. [3v2] A Greater Demon King has been killed! Well done!

Meditate. Attune self to the universal flow of energy

[6] You are swept away in the tide. On the bright side, you're really powerful; on the dark side, you're handicapped by having to go with the flow.

Improve antidemon spell on Mobius.

[5] Now nothing Evil can approach! Wait. You're a demon. You get fired off into Pandesmonium, where your loyalty to your banished lord Trigon has not gone unnoticed...

Summon Ares.

[4] What!? Oh! Oy, prick! What're you doing in this nice little universe!?
((These God voices are fun.))

NO, IMPEDE XANTALOS. DO IT BEFORE MY OTHER ACTION. STOP THAT IDIOT.

Um. Okay...

Follow Harry.
Also,convince guards to join.

You follow Harry. [4] You convince the human guards to join the Resistance!

Respawn as a space whale.

[4] You're drifting near Lurra.

Summon Shiva the destroyer. 

[4-1] Hm? Oh, hey Ares.[/color] Let me handle this prick! Sure. I'll watch.[/color]

Get older, distribute leaflets for a free Anticithon in addition to my studies.

[3] You're a little older, [1] and the demons jump you.

A bunch of people start arguing about multi-pantheon theology.

Ask YHWH for help and promise I'll serve as his champion.

[6] Sure, kid. Hey, um...your dad...wasn't your dad...

Raise an army and push back the demon hordes.

[3] You convince some other people to try and revolt, despite having halted the previous Resistance.

GM TURN:
Leave me along for five minutes! YHWH tries to eliminate the demonic hordes, [4+3v5+5] but fails.
Moron!! You should have killed the demons when Trigon, the triangles, AND the Trinity were opposing them!
The Trinity has no Biblical basis and you know that!
...And THAT'S what you're complaining about?
Oh, shut up, you heathens.
You dare call be a heathen to THE FACE OF A PAGAN GOD!?!?!
Hey, Romero and Julienne, the demons are invading Heaven. Successfully.
It's Romeo and--wait, what?
THAT'S the FIRST thing you bring up!?
Romero the zombie guy, Julienne the method of chopping fries, and demons have taken over Heaven.
...
...
Can I destroy something yet?
NO!
YEESS!!!
((You have no idea how much fun that was to write.))

GM SUGGESTIONS:
-Join forces. Doomblade's resistance and Harry's Bunch could gain a lot by joining forces, once they spread to each others' planets, and they could use the help of others. Or, start your own alliances against people. You could even recruit NPCs!
-Get more personal power. At this point, the main adversaries are YHWH and a bunch of demons who control the whole universe. You need all the power you can get.
-Suck up to the Powers-That-Be. It's like Join Forces, except with a better chance of success!
-Derm EVERYTHING. It couldn't hurt.
-Summon more gods. See above, and it's really fun. Just try to vary it a bit more.

[Furtuka]

Incarnate. Create a school of magic teaching people to tap into the leftover divine energy from the fall of the old gods (AKA us)

[misko27]

How old am I exactly at this point?