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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 24: Last Last Stop: Hell  (Read 32717 times)

Vorthon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 16: Tailway
« Reply #165 on: December 30, 2012, 11:22:51 am »

Flee Huma by hijacking a spaceship.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 16: Tailway
« Reply #166 on: December 30, 2012, 12:28:00 pm »

Respawn as a human
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 16: Tailway
« Reply #167 on: December 30, 2012, 12:36:58 pm »

Get older and Begin to specialize in Ice magic and social history.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2012, 12:43:33 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 17: Hell On Everywhere
« Reply #168 on: December 30, 2012, 12:54:32 pm »

Find way to break out then join humans.
[3] You manage to escape the lab, only to be confronted by a number of guards.

Lead ragtag bunch of misfits to assassinate Greater Demon Kings. Preferably through poisoned bread.
[5] You break out Tavik Toth, find a crabman, recruit an antiperson mutant, and get accompanied by a little kid. You get a variety of high-tech and/or magical gear which could really revolutionize the universe if used more widely. Great! Now you just need to distribute poisoned bread to all the Greater Demon Kings spread out over half a dozen planets...wait, do they even eat?

Build reputation and form a merchant family.
[1] Your great bone sword was discovered to summon demons. The Resistance has been destroyed, and  several hundred thousand Abyssal Ravens (demonic ravens who are always on fire) are summoned through a portal to Hell created. Oh, and now there's a Hell. It was inevitable.

Control death daemons.
[6] You wrest control of the Death Daemons away from the demons. However, now they want their Daemons back...

Urinate on important demon statuary.
[3] You urinate on a Filth Demon officer. It doesn't care.

Flee Huma by hijacking a spaceship.
[2] No spaceships in sight. [1] Thankfully, you manage to lead some zombies over a cliff.

Respawn as a human
[4] You are a human. YHWH notices. You decide to convince him to let you stay human. [5-1] You succeed.

GM TURN:
The demons [5] cement their control over most of the universe, except Heaven, Huma, and Mobius. They [3] begin to siege Huma.
YHWH notices ShadowDragon and destroys all zombies and Death Daemons. Vorthon rejoices. People who notice the threat he was to the demons don't.

GM Note:
You may want to join forces if you want to defeat Y the demons.

Ninjad:
Get older and Begin to specialize in Ice magic and social history.
[2] You're the same age, but begin classes in magic and such.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 17: Hell on Everywhere
« Reply #169 on: December 30, 2012, 12:57:23 pm »

Use gear, artifacts and team to go on and kill the Greater Demon Kings, hopefully sowing disorder and chaos among the demons.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 17: Hell on Everywhere
« Reply #170 on: December 30, 2012, 01:08:38 pm »

Meditate. Attune self to the universal flow of energy
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 17: Hell on Everywhere
« Reply #171 on: December 30, 2012, 01:16:15 pm »

Improve antidemon spell on Mobius.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2012, 03:40:41 pm by ShadowDragon »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 17: Hell on Everywhere
« Reply #172 on: December 30, 2012, 01:20:13 pm »

Summon Ares.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2012, 04:09:16 pm by LordSlowpoke »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 17: Hell on Everywhere
« Reply #173 on: December 30, 2012, 01:26:29 pm »

Get older, distribute leaflets for a free Anticithon in addition to my studies.

NO, IMPEDE XANTALOS. DO IT BEFORE MY OTHER ACTION. STOP THAT IDIOT.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2012, 03:57:51 pm by misko27 »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 17: Hell on Everywhere
« Reply #174 on: December 30, 2012, 02:13:54 pm »

Follow Harry.
Also,convince guards to join.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 17: Hell on Everywhere
« Reply #175 on: December 30, 2012, 02:44:50 pm »

Respawn as a space whale.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 17: Hell on Everywhere
« Reply #176 on: December 30, 2012, 03:23:21 pm »

Summon Shiva the destroyer. 
« Last Edit: December 30, 2012, 03:37:18 pm by Xantalos »
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 17: Hell on Everywhere
« Reply #177 on: December 30, 2012, 03:30:32 pm »

Summon Vishnu, Hindu god of everything, if I remember correctly.

Wouldn't Shiva come in handier? That dude could kill everything. Plus, he's apparently pretty cool, too.
« Last Edit: December 30, 2012, 03:32:14 pm by Harry Baldman »
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 17: Hell on Everywhere
« Reply #178 on: December 30, 2012, 03:33:33 pm »

Summon Vishnu, Hindu god of everything, if I remember correctly.

Wouldn't Shiva come in handier? That dude could kill everything. Plus, he's apparently pretty cool, too.

NO SUMMOMING OF THE DESTROYER WHILE WE ARE MORTAL.
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Harry Baldman

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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 17: Hell on Everywhere
« Reply #179 on: December 30, 2012, 03:48:03 pm »

NO SUMMOMING OF THE DESTROYER WHILE WE ARE MORTAL.

Why not? He could probably kill us regardless of our mortality. It's his job to kill stuff. In his less terrifying forms, he's reputedly not so bad. Besides, he couldn't be more of a prick than YHWH. It's simply not possible.
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