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Author Topic: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 24: Last Last Stop: Hell  (Read 32730 times)

ShadowDragon

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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 15: Headway?
« Reply #150 on: December 29, 2012, 03:45:00 pm »

Make Osmites immune to corruption.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 15: Headway?
« Reply #151 on: December 29, 2012, 03:49:29 pm »

Become a Robot.
try to get to the humans.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 15: Headway?
« Reply #152 on: December 29, 2012, 03:51:28 pm »

Go to school, learn anti-human things. Specifically learn about their history and culture. Maybe some magic too. Could be useful.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 15: Headway?
« Reply #153 on: December 29, 2012, 03:53:04 pm »

Start a charity or something.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 15: Headway?
« Reply #154 on: December 29, 2012, 04:00:10 pm »

Convince Osmites to follow me through persuasion. Ask YHWH nicely to return triangles in a more peaceful form.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 15: Headway?
« Reply #155 on: December 29, 2012, 07:59:35 pm »

((So wait, I made the sword and gave it to the leader? If so, don't worry.))

Gain apprentices, supply armies fighting the demons with swords.
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In any case it would be a battle of critical thinking and I refuse to fight an unarmed individual.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 15: Headway?
« Reply #156 on: December 29, 2012, 08:05:38 pm »

You sure did. You didn't even make it from anyone important! I must be getting soft.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 15: Headway?
« Reply #157 on: December 29, 2012, 10:21:32 pm »

Sniff crotches and pee on things.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 15: Headway?
« Reply #158 on: December 30, 2012, 09:14:57 am »

Act in plays.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 16: Tailway
« Reply #159 on: December 30, 2012, 09:56:55 am »

Respawn as a sentient creature
[3] You are a chimpanzee.

Make Osmites immune to corruption.
[6] They are unable to be affected by anything. Including gravity, inertia, the Strong and Weak nuclear forces...

Become a Robot.
try to get to the humans.
[6] You are captured by a bunch of shady folks, who attach experimental cybernetics to your frail form and keep you locked up in a lab.

Go to school, learn anti-human things. Specifically learn about their history and culture. Maybe some magic too. Could be useful.
[3] You grow some and go to school. Not that you remember much; you were asleep for much of class.

Start a charity or something.
How kind of you. [2] Your parents won't let you, though.

Convince Osmites to follow me through persuasion. Ask YHWH nicely to return triangles in a more peaceful form.
The Osmites are dead.
No. They're too dangerous.

Gain apprentices, supply armies fighting the demons with swords.
[2] Everyone's too busy fighting for or against demons to get an apprenticeship. [4] The armies are supplied with good swords, though.

Sniff crotches and pee on things.
[4] ...You act like a dog.

Act in plays.
[6] You are so popular that the Greater Demon Kings have you kidnapped to act in plays for their amusement.

GM TURN:
YHWH gets angry and [2+3-1v3] destroys Trigon and his army and his dimension. The demons reclaim their losses and repopulate.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 16: Tailway
« Reply #160 on: December 30, 2012, 10:00:31 am »

Find way to break out then join humans.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 16: Tailway
« Reply #161 on: December 30, 2012, 10:03:27 am »

Lead ragtag bunch of misfits to assassinate Greater Demon Kings. Preferably through poisoned bread.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 16: Tailway
« Reply #162 on: December 30, 2012, 10:09:56 am »

Build reputation and form a merchant family.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 16: Tailway
« Reply #163 on: December 30, 2012, 10:26:55 am »

Control death daemons.
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Re: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 16: Tailway
« Reply #164 on: December 30, 2012, 10:32:55 am »

Urinate on important demon statuary.
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HMR stands for Hazardous Materials Requisition, not Horrible Massive Ruination, though I can understand how one could get confused.
God help us if we have to agree on pizza toppings at some point. There will be no survivors.
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