Teach the Swarm of Mobius the arts of war and the ways of making powerful non-orientable-surface-based military technology, then organize them into a loose semblance of a society based on eternally battling the demons through the Great Demon Gate. Hopefully that solves the demon problem. Use landed Osmites as leader caste to control the swarms after reshaping them into sentient Mobius strips. If that works, name the Osmites the Overlords of Mobius.
The Swarm of Triangles doesn't seem to be paying attention, [4-1] but it does pick up on the "battle." Which, to them, means "Kill." They flood through the wormhole and [2+2] kill most of the demons on Lurra. As well as most of the humans. Better read the turn better next time, neh? [5] You turn the Osmites into sentient, psychic Mobius strips; however, the Swarm doesn't seem to want to follow anyone.
Make YHWH wear the pantaloons.
"No, thank you. Here." You are wearing the pantaloons. [4v4] They sink their daemonic fangs into your torso.
Hnah!
Use VOOM from Cat in the Hat to clean up everything.
[4] The VOOM is deployed. It starts to fix things up, [5v4] then the triangles shred the Little Cats and the Voom. And the Big Cat, too, actually. Oh, and the Voom didn't quite finish bringing back the dead people.
Not your fault; just try not to get messed up next time.There, that looks much better!
Put Persean Devas on Sanctuary. Close portal to demon world.
[3] 33 of the Devas agree. [1] You open a portal to the demon world, which was not there before.
Christ, GWG. Could you slow down a bit? I'm kinda falling behind. >_>
Less than you'd think. It just means that YHWH doesn't have as much reason to dislike you.
Transform the semi-demons into a race of catpeople.
[5] Semidemons transformed into catfolk. Everyone is confused. The ones on Pandesmonium are swiftly corrupted into catdemons.
Use smite good on YHWH.
It fails to affect Him.
Steal YHWH's power
Not happening even without your -2 penalty.
DESUMMON YHWH
Ha, no.
Liberate the anti-humans.
Become patron-god of Anti-humans.
[1] You decide to kill the anti-humans oppressors! You kill those who would dare order them to their inevitable deaths against the demonic...hordes...wait. [4-1] Despite this, you gain a positive reputation among the anti-humans, and are accepted into their pantheon as the God of Boldness.
Fix mess.
Then make universes better.
And remove trash can.
See how humans are doing.
Most of that is too vague, but [5] the trash can is gone. The humans are being assaulted by demons, demon-lead antihumans, semidead people, and triangles.
To YHWH:"Why am I the only one trying to do anything useful?"
You're not. You get cursed for your arrogance!
GM TURN:
The demons siege Lurra! [5v1] Lurra is taken for the demons. Now they just need to drive off the triangles and the semidead...
YHWH puts out the crabmen's fire and reassembles the shards of the universe.
One turn left, then you're probably turning into mortals. Or at least less powerful beings. Better choose what you want to be, fast...((GM Suggestion: Check the turns more carefully, and occasionally check the OP.))
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Topic: The Art of Minimalism IV: Turn 24: Last Last Stop: Hell (Read 32742 times)