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[Toaster]

Reverse time.

[LordSlowpoke]

Reverse time.

MAKE TIME DO A SPINDASH

[misko27]

Give anti-humans wealth and prosperity,

[Tavik Toth]

Help humans more until they can take on gods and win.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Summon YWYH

[5] "What the Earth are you people doing?

Create more Persean Devas.

[2] Nope.

Penrose triangle.

Repeat previous action.

Thanks.
[1] You create a massive swarm of two-dimensional triangular beings who live only to destroy.

Reverse time.

[6] Time is reversed for you. You crash into your past self, going forward, and tumble out of the universe.

Reverse time.

MAKE TIME DO A SPINDASH

What on Huma does that mean?

Give anti-humans wealth and prosperity,

[5] The anti-humans gain great wealth!

Help humans more until they can take on gods and win.

[3] The humans are given powerful abilities.

GM TURN:
The Garbage Can attempts to create a race of powerful fiends to protect it, [1] but creates a large number of Imps instead.
YWYH scolds everyone. Look at what you've done to this universe. There is an omnipotent trash can creating all sorts of monsters, there are half a dozen universes with almost nothing in any of them, zombies have overrun the human homeworld, creatures are created and abandoned in the depths of space to be forever forgotten unless by chance they land somewhere, there is a race of crab-people in constant pain due to being ON FIRE, the universe has been completely destroyed at least once, a pair of murderous steel pantaloons is on the loose, and the most powerful race is probably the demons! You have two turns to solve this mess before I make you live in it.
The Greater Demon Kings decide to invade Antichthon. With the humans' technology, the antihumans' magic, and their own power, they swiftly subjugate the antihumans. The GDKs themselves try to create a network of portals centered on Pandesmonium, [1,3] but merely create a few wormholes leading from Lurra to Pandesmonium, Sanctuary, and Mobius.
The humans trapped in spacecraft try to create a colony on Huma's moon [5] and soon are in possession of a fair-sized city of 1,400 people or so!
The pantaloons [1] end up getting corrupted by demonic blood, earning all of you a stern glare from YWYH.
The Osmites, who have doubtlessly been forgotten until now, land on Mobius.

[Harry Baldman]

Teach the Swarm of Mobius the arts of war and the ways of making powerful non-orientable-surface-based military technology, then organize them into a loose semblance of a society based on eternally battling the demons through the Great Demon Gate. Hopefully that solves the demon problem. Use landed Osmites as leader caste to control the swarms after reshaping them into sentient Mobius strips. If that works, name the Osmites the Overlords of Mobius.

[Toaster]

Make YHWH wear the pantaloons.

[Xantalos]

Hnah!
Use VOOM from Cat in the Hat to clean up everything.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Teach the Kings of Mobius the arts of war and the ways of making powerful non-orientable-surface-based military technology, then organize them into a loose semblance of a society based on eternally battling the demons through the Great Demon Gate. Hopefully that solves the demon problem. Use landed Osmites as leader caste to control the swarms after reshaping them into sentient Mobius strips. If that works, name the Osmites the Overlords of Mobius.

Well, the Kings of Mobius weren't created, so there's a real dent in your plan...

[Harry Baldman]

Oh, but they were. Maybe they are not the Kings of Mobius as I originally envisioned them, but perhaps they are even better for my purposes. Or at least when they are given a leader caste.

[Persus13]

Put Persean Devas on Sanctuary. Close portal to demon world.

[Vorthon]

Christ, GWG. Could you slow down a bit? I'm kinda falling behind. >_>

Transform the semi-demons into a race of catpeople.

[ShadowDragon]

Use smite good on YHWH.

[Furtuka]

Steal YHWH's power

[Xantalos]

Uh, guys, bad idea messing with YHWH.