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How's far should this go?

until Mr. Madden dies
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Until Mr. Madden goes sane
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Until Mr. Madden actually does damage to somebody
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I'll tell you in the OOC area
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I like voting for other without telling you about it.
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I'm done
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Total Members Voted: 0

Voting closed: December 31, 2012, 09:01:41 pm


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javierpwn

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #180 on: December 31, 2012, 10:39:51 pm »
And after losing control of our bowels and bladder
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #181 on: December 31, 2012, 10:47:28 pm »
And writing and performing in a 3 hour musical epic!
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #182 on: December 31, 2012, 10:50:19 pm »
SCREAM FOR HELP. When the nurse comes, EAT HER NECK FLESH.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #183 on: December 31, 2012, 10:54:50 pm »
Quote from: Corai on December 31, 2012, 10:50:19 pm
SCREAM FOR HELP. When the nurse comes, EAT HER NECK FLESH.
I support this.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #184 on: December 31, 2012, 11:04:51 pm »
Quote from: Xantalos on December 31, 2012, 10:54:50 pm
Quote from: Corai on December 31, 2012, 10:50:19 pm
SCREAM FOR HELP. When the nurse comes, EAT HER NECK FLESH.
I support this.
Wait until she gets near you first though, your still stuck.
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #185 on: December 31, 2012, 11:45:02 pm »
No! No cannibalism or I find ways to punish you!
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #186 on: December 31, 2012, 11:46:35 pm »
Him of us or you.
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #187 on: December 31, 2012, 11:48:09 pm »
"Okay, you know what, i quit. I tried to be reasonable, but GOD. (Walks away with mental hands in the air) "Yeah, forget that tree-huggin', kitten-lovin' elf. I'm the new voice in town, and I'm gonna make it rain! Magma, that is."
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #188 on: January 01, 2013, 07:27:41 am »
I try to write a musical for three hours, but about 3 minutes into it I fall asleep.

Of course I'm in a hospital so I'm woken up for my vitals etc., about 3 minutes later.

I need to sleep so it's time to Bust out of the room. 

I carefully get out of bed so that my handcuffs don't get in the way, maneuver the IV which is there for no reason I can fathom, grab all the sensors I can find and start wheeling the bed out of the room.

Unfortunately I missed one of the sensors.  "Help help!" I call and when a nurse comes I suddenly realize 2 things, "I NEEED to use the bathroom!" and, "You're cute, can I nibble your neck?" 

I guess it's her first day because she totally looks like she's freaking out.

When she leaves I realize that I'm forgetting something -- was it a tree hugging kitten loving elf that makes it rain magma?

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #189 on: January 01, 2013, 07:30:29 am »
she was just nervous, to relieve that just lower her blood pressure... through her neck.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #190 on: January 01, 2013, 07:33:12 am »
Make a shiv out of something, then shiv the nurse to death and wear her skin as a coat.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #191 on: January 01, 2013, 10:10:22 am »
No killing, no wearing skin as coats. Do you want to go to jail again?
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #192 on: January 01, 2013, 10:34:53 am »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 01, 2013, 10:10:22 am
No killing, no wearing skin as coats. Do you want to go to jail again?

The fact that we're not in jail right now means that either Jeff is a wizard (EAT HIS FLESH AND GAIN HIS POWERS, MORTAL) or we haven't done that before, much less likely.

In other news: disregard everything. Just sit down and stop giving fucks.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #193 on: January 01, 2013, 10:51:10 am »
Except the fucks, OF LIFE!
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Quote from: piecewise on August 12, 2012, 01:15:26 am
At best it's a pool of ink thats here for no reason; at worst it's a puddle of hateful alien death penises that want to murder-rape you into chunks.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #194 on: January 01, 2013, 12:23:26 pm »
Ask the nurse to get teddy. Then satisfy neck cravings on it.
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