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How's far should this go?

until Mr. Madden dies
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Until Mr. Madden goes sane
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Until Mr. Madden actually does damage to somebody
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I'll tell you in the OOC area
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I like voting for other without telling you about it.
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I'm done
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Total Members Voted: 0

Voting closed: December 31, 2012, 09:01:41 pm


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Author Topic: You are just the voices in my head  (Read 7488 times)

Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #60 on: December 27, 2012, 05:58:24 pm »

Seriously, you acted insane. That's it. Act insane, welcome to an asylum. Act sane, welcome back home.

Also, if you plead insanity, you end up in a mental institution instead of jail. And you're often there for longer.

I support this.
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vadia

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #61 on: December 27, 2012, 06:37:35 pm »

The officer asks if I want my lawyer.  Unsure of the answer I ask for tea with a spot of milk.

"So why were you indecently exposed in front of the neighbors' kids." the officer asks.

I give him my best Irish accent "Thighyis"
 
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scapheap

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #62 on: December 27, 2012, 07:27:00 pm »

"Well you see it all started...and then I lost my arm...take it from me, sex is not all it crack up to be. What was the question again?"
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #63 on: December 27, 2012, 07:31:16 pm »

"Okay, okay. I- HEY EVERYBODY, HOW YA-Kill the capitalist pi-Whao there, calm down, Piotr. NO! KILL HIM NOW! HEY, MAYBE WE SHOULD JUST- not right now, Pinky."
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #64 on: December 27, 2012, 08:40:09 pm »

Ignore these people and...
Actually, I give up. You ignored me before, you're paying for it. I'm not going to help for a while, just say "I told you so."
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vadia

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #65 on: December 27, 2012, 08:58:49 pm »

I try to better explain to the police officer, "Well you see it all started"
What just happened to my arm!?!

"AIIIEEE" I scream lifting my arm and seeing it intact.  "What was the question?"

I think Jeff may be trying to take over my mind again.  There's something that makes no sense.

The officer generously repeats his question, to which I can only think to say, "I told you so."
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #66 on: December 27, 2012, 09:06:32 pm »

No, I would say, "I told you so."
You know what? You're not in worse than you were before.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #67 on: December 27, 2012, 09:07:03 pm »

EAT THE GREATWYRM AND CONSUME HIS GOLD!!!
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #68 on: December 27, 2012, 09:10:48 pm »

...Among other issues, I don't even HAVE gold. I'm a dragon, not a leprechaun!

So, don't kill me.
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #69 on: December 27, 2012, 09:12:38 pm »

EAT THE GREATWYRM AND CONSUME HIS GOLD!!!

Stop Javierpwn.  Divide up your personality.  Have your personalities all converse, with the officer able to hear what is being said between the personalities.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #70 on: December 27, 2012, 09:14:47 pm »

dragons always have a hoard, full of gems and gold, unless they are loser fledglings.
Are you a fledgling?
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #71 on: December 27, 2012, 09:16:00 pm »

My personality is split up too much, sort of liek Voldemort's soul.
To split it up further would create indifferent personalities
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Zanzetkuken The Great

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #72 on: December 27, 2012, 09:17:53 pm »

dragons always have a hoard, full of gems and gold, unless they are loser fledglings.
Are you a fledgling?

Greatwyrm is the oldest classification of a dragon.
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #73 on: December 27, 2012, 09:25:14 pm »

I don't have any gold you could get by threatening or killing me.
Anyways, I recently transferred most of my assets into gemstones, platinum, enchanted items, and a mutual fund.
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Re: You are just the voices in my head
« Reply #74 on: December 27, 2012, 09:27:34 pm »

A Wyrm is also a classification in some lore as a legless dragon. Also, have a conversation with Comrade Piotr and Pinky Pie.
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