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until Mr. Madden dies

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Until Mr. Madden goes sane

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Until Mr. Madden actually does damage to somebody

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I'll tell you in the OOC area

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I like voting for other without telling you about it.

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I'm done

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Voting closed: December 31, 2012, 09:01:41 pm

[Corai]

MUST EAT FLESH. EAT SHOULDERS.

Objection!

EAT ZANZETKUKEN THE VOICE'S FLESH.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

MUST EAT FLESH. EAT SHOULDERS.

Objection!

EAT ZANZETKUKEN THE VOICE'S FLESH.

The very state of being a voice means that I have no flesh, rendering your suggestion impossible.

[Corai]

MUST EAT FLESH. EAT SHOULDERS.

Objection!

EAT ZANZETKUKEN THE VOICE'S FLESH.

The very state of being a voice means that I have no flesh, rendering your suggestion impossible.

FIND A WAY.

[vadia]

Well, I just scared everybody away by trying to eat my own shoulders, so that may be a good thing.  Even the Devil seems kinda freaked out about me.

I grab my pickax and begin to dig through the wall in order to populate the mountain home.  While swinging my ax at the wall I sing the THIIIIIIIS song.

After a bit my hands begin to hurt and I wonder why I thought there was a pickax at all.

My fellows in the holding cell are getting annoyed at my singing so I do what I can to stop it and dance and Irish step dance.  Only I haven't practiced in a while so I hope I'm getting the steps right.

[Corai]

EAT THE FELLOWS IN THE HOLDING CELL.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

>Try to return to sanity.

[vadia]

I've been trying to find a way to do that dancing but they've decided to kill me anyway.  So, it's come to this and I try to eat them.

Fortunately they scream like girls and huddle screaming at the other side of the cell.

Now I know what I have to do.  I meditate for a while to figure out what is greater than trying to return to sanity.

[Corai]

NOW IS YOUR CHANCE! THEY ARE SCARED AND WEAK! FEAST ON THEIR FLESH!!!

[hops]

Harvest their intestines to make ropes for your grappling gun.

[Araph]

Calm yourself through meditation. Let the peace wash through your mind oh snop hella jeff just invdvadid you're mind

Succumb to unfathomable absurdity.

[WaffleEggnog]

You know that one guy? He's an ass, eh? Well...... wouldn't it be nice if he were, to say, go away, so you never had to deal with him again? I know a way you can do that yourself, why don't you try? After that, he will be ggggoooonnnneeee forever, and you will never have to worry about it again. Won't that be nice? Huh? I think so......

[vadia]

Ok. . .

What is "> trying to return to sanity"

How about

Eating people -- eww no.

harvesting peoples' intestines to make a grappling gun.  Wait that doesn't sound practical

I have to calm myself through meditation. 

"Ommm or something like that" x 10 or so

maybe succumbing to absurdity.  Maybe I'm getting somewhere

Oh no Jeff is invading my mind because of this meditation.  and he wants me to kill somebody or something --- I think Jeff is schitzo; he isn't making any sense like a schitzo.

Fortunately the police want to interrogate me now, which interrupts my meditation and though Jeff may be there somewhere he doesn't seem dominant anymore.

[scapheap]

Ask for a cup of tea with a spot of milk.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Seriously, you acted insane. That's it. Act insane, welcome to an asylum. Act sane, welcome back home.

Also, if you plead insanity, you end up in a mental institution instead of jail. And you're often there for longer.

[rabidgam3r]

It is clear now that this debacle can only be brought to an end by one thing:

Irish stepdancing.

This, but acquire stereotypical Irish accent.