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[TolyK]

Well, we did. It's kinda contract terms. He even congratulated us.

[javierpwn]

Do you think he expected us to be able to do it?
Meh, I'll roll with it

[TolyK]

I dunno.
So selfish assholes plan is go? Nah, I'd prefer to wait until we get to a shore of some sort. I can't really swim fast.

[javierpwn]

I can
And we can just capture their ship

[TolyK]

Hold on, some logistics first...
We should see if the actually fire on the other ship, and if we do we can go in.
Hold your action.
Quickly figure out how many people are on board this ship, and the size of the army. Ask a soldier (quietly) how much he likes his commander.

[GreatWyrmGold]

((You have to admit, my character doesn't have much reason to put on a ring someone turned into sand when it was removed...))

Enter portal, hope for best

[javierpwn]

Stop killing Excelsius! He never did anything bad to you!

[GreatWyrmGold]

I didn't intentionally kill Exelsius, and I can't do it again.

[TheZoomZoll]

Enter portal, hope for best

_{You walk in the portal but you feel like you hit a wall.}

Quickly figure out how many people are on board this ship, and the size of the army. Ask a soldier (quietly) how much he likes his commander.

stand around
Do nothing

Fire!
_{The cannons fire and hit the ship igniting it.
You think there are at least 30 minions.
You talk to one.}
Did'ye see that assplosion?
Weheheheheeeeeeeee........
_{He passes out}

Take sister and search the station for weapons and armor, locate the armory.

_{You searched every room except the boulder crushed one.}

[TolyK]

What. The hell did that guy pass out??
Uh, okay then...
It seems like they're all sorta insane.
Check ship for a lifeboat or something, to possibly get out with the man-of-war-man when we get to shore. Talk to the other soldiers.

[mesor]

(( Uhm did I find anything? ))

Go outside and head deeper into town.

[javierpwn]

Look at what weapons the ship is equipped with

[GreatWyrmGold]

Look around. Seriously, why do I have to ask for even rudimentary descriptions?

[TheZoomZoll]

It is that time when you realize your RTD is going to shit but you still continue it.

Look around.

_{You see:blank portal and table.}

(( Uhm did I find anything? ))

_Nope.

Look at what weapons the ship is equipped with

_{You think you see cannons.}

Go outside and head deeper into town.

_{(1)You go backwards and find your home that you left.
You hear noises.}

Check ship for a lifeboat or something, to possibly get out with the man-of-war-man when we get to shore. Talk to the other soldiers.

_Nada.
Wuaw.That was some good explosion-ing!
Weeeehooo!
Yaaaaaaaaaa man..
_{You hear the old-man on the burning ship scream.}

The return of the statuses:
Freshmaniscoolman-On Unda (said to have quit game,still welcome to join back in)
Urist_McDrowner-On unda in a helicopter (shouldn't be muted anymore)
GWG-In his plane
JavierPWN-On a battleship with the neoman.
Mesor-At his home in town.
TolyK-On a battleship with the manofwarman
Scapheap-On unda

[javierpwn]

Start to asexually reproduce