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[Xantalos]

That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.

May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...

"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."

They probably spent three and a half hours matching traits with attributes.

"This just in, a bunch of hippies have arrived and are charging the building with wooden swords while riding... Are those unicorns they're riding?!"

"Have...have they all just been captured in a 7 cubed feet cage?"

No, Tom, that cage is 4x4. Speaking of which, they appear to have broken physics by transforming a wall that covers the door despite being only 4 feet high into a 12 foot long block of granite that seems to have instantly moved into the space numerous protestors were occupying, instantly crushing them. 

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.

May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...

"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."

They probably spent three and a half hours matching traits with attributes.

"This just in, a bunch of hippies have arrived and are charging the building with wooden swords while riding... Are those unicorns they're riding?!"

"Have...have they all just been captured in a 7 cubed feet cage?"

No, Tom, that cage is 4x4. Speaking of which, they appear to have broken physics by transforming a wall that covers the door despite being only 4 feet high into a 12 foot long block of granite that seems to have instantly moved into the space numerous protestors were occupying, instantly crushing them.

"That's not all, they seem to have opened a portal to another dimension using...some waterwheels and a screw pump to make a perpetual motion generator?"

[Thecard]

That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.

May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...

"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."

They probably spent three and a half hours matching traits with attributes.

"This just in, a bunch of hippies have arrived and are charging the building with wooden swords while riding... Are those unicorns they're riding?!"

"Have...have they all just been captured in a 7 cubed feet cage?"

No, Tom, that cage is 4x4. Speaking of which, they appear to have broken physics by transforming a wall that covers the door despite being only 4 feet high into a 12 foot long block of granite that seems to have instantly moved into the space numerous protestors were occupying, instantly crushing them.

"That's not all, they seem to have opened a portal to another dimension using...some waterwheels and a screw pump to make a perpetual motion generator?"

"Oh good God!  They're ass-naked!"
"Actually Dave, they are wearing socks."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.

May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...

"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."

They probably spent three and a half hours matching traits with attributes.

"This just in, a bunch of hippies have arrived and are charging the building with wooden swords while riding... Are those unicorns they're riding?!"

"Have...have they all just been captured in a 7 cubed feet cage?"

No, Tom, that cage is 4x4. Speaking of which, they appear to have broken physics by transforming a wall that covers the door despite being only 4 feet high into a 12 foot long block of granite that seems to have instantly moved into the space numerous protestors were occupying, instantly crushing them.

"That's not all, they seem to have opened a portal to another dimension using...some waterwheels and a screw pump to make a perpetual motion generator?"

"Oh good God!  They're ass-naked!"
"Actually Dave, they are wearing socks."

"Wait, there's something coming out of the rift!  It looks like... a hammer-wielding elf riding a dragon, no...wyvern, no...Zombie wyvern!"

[Thecard]

That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.

May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...

"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."

They probably spent three and a half hours matching traits with attributes.

"This just in, a bunch of hippies have arrived and are charging the building with wooden swords while riding... Are those unicorns they're riding?!"

"Have...have they all just been captured in a 7 cubed feet cage?"

No, Tom, that cage is 4x4. Speaking of which, they appear to have broken physics by transforming a wall that covers the door despite being only 4 feet high into a 12 foot long block of granite that seems to have instantly moved into the space numerous protestors were occupying, instantly crushing them.

"That's not all, they seem to have opened a portal to another dimension using...some waterwheels and a screw pump to make a perpetual motion generator?"

"Oh good God!  They're ass-naked!"
"Actually Dave, they are wearing socks."

"Wait, there's something coming out of the rift!  It looks like... a hammer-wielding elf riding a dragon, no...wyvern, no...Zombie wyvern!"

"Aw, and it's puking nonstop!"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.

May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...

"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."

They probably spent three and a half hours matching traits with attributes.

"This just in, a bunch of hippies have arrived and are charging the building with wooden swords while riding... Are those unicorns they're riding?!"

"Have...have they all just been captured in a 7 cubed feet cage?"

No, Tom, that cage is 4x4. Speaking of which, they appear to have broken physics by transforming a wall that covers the door despite being only 4 feet high into a 12 foot long block of granite that seems to have instantly moved into the space numerous protestors were occupying, instantly crushing them.

"That's not all, they seem to have opened a portal to another dimension using...some waterwheels and a screw pump to make a perpetual motion generator?"

"Oh good God!  They're ass-naked!"
"Actually Dave, they are wearing socks."

"Wait, there's something coming out of the rift!  It looks like... a hammer-wielding elf riding a dragon, no...wyvern, no...Zombie wyvern!"

"Aw, and it's puking nonstop!"

"What's that behind it?  It looks kinda like...Ladies and Gentlemen, we are being invaded...by Dwarves.

[Corai]

That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.

May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...

"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."

They probably spent three and a half hours matching traits with attributes.

"This just in, a bunch of hippies have arrived and are charging the building with wooden swords while riding... Are those unicorns they're riding?!"

"Have...have they all just been captured in a 7 cubed feet cage?"

No, Tom, that cage is 4x4. Speaking of which, they appear to have broken physics by transforming a wall that covers the door despite being only 4 feet high into a 12 foot long block of granite that seems to have instantly moved into the space numerous protestors were occupying, instantly crushing them.

"That's not all, they seem to have opened a portal to another dimension using...some waterwheels and a screw pump to make a perpetual motion generator?"

"Oh good God!  They're ass-naked!"
"Actually Dave, they are wearing socks."

"Wait, there's something coming out of the rift!  It looks like... a hammer-wielding elf riding a dragon, no...wyvern, no...Zombie wyvern!"

"Aw, and it's puking nonstop!"

"What's that behind it?  It looks kinda like...Ladies and Gentlemen, we are being invaded...by Dwarves.

"Wait, are those goblins coming from the west?! LED BY A DEMON?! GOOD GOD WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?"

[Xantalos]

"The negotiators we sent in earlier are coming out."
"All right, what did they achieve?"
"Sir, we successfully traded our assault rifles for 50 really cool stone mugs. It was a really good deal; we should go back there."

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.

May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...

"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."

They probably spent three and a half hours matching traits with attributes.

"This just in, a bunch of hippies have arrived and are charging the building with wooden swords while riding... Are those unicorns they're riding?!"

"Have...have they all just been captured in a 7 cubed feet cage?"

No, Tom, that cage is 4x4. Speaking of which, they appear to have broken physics by transforming a wall that covers the door despite being only 4 feet high into a 12 foot long block of granite that seems to have instantly moved into the space numerous protestors were occupying, instantly crushing them.

"That's not all, they seem to have opened a portal to another dimension using...some waterwheels and a screw pump to make a perpetual motion generator?"

"Oh good God!  They're ass-naked!"
"Actually Dave, they are wearing socks."

"Wait, there's something coming out of the rift!  It looks like... a hammer-wielding elf riding a dragon, no...wyvern, no...Zombie wyvern!"

"Aw, and it's puking nonstop!"

"What's that behind it?  It looks kinda like...Ladies and Gentlemen, we are being invaded...by Dwarves.

"Wait, are those goblins coming from the west?! LED BY A DEMON?! GOOD GOD WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?"

"I can hear a chant...it sounds like 'Blood for Armok'.  Who is Armok?"

[Corai]

inb4 roleplay starts.

That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.

May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...

"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."

They probably spent three and a half hours matching traits with attributes.

"This just in, a bunch of hippies have arrived and are charging the building with wooden swords while riding... Are those unicorns they're riding?!"

"Have...have they all just been captured in a 7 cubed feet cage?"

No, Tom, that cage is 4x4. Speaking of which, they appear to have broken physics by transforming a wall that covers the door despite being only 4 feet high into a 12 foot long block of granite that seems to have instantly moved into the space numerous protestors were occupying, instantly crushing them.

"That's not all, they seem to have opened a portal to another dimension using...some waterwheels and a screw pump to make a perpetual motion generator?"

"Oh good God!  They're ass-naked!"
"Actually Dave, they are wearing socks."

"Wait, there's something coming out of the rift!  It looks like... a hammer-wielding elf riding a dragon, no...wyvern, no...Zombie wyvern!"

"Aw, and it's puking nonstop!"

"What's that behind it?  It looks kinda like...Ladies and Gentlemen, we are being invaded...by Dwarves.

"Wait, are those goblins coming from the west?! LED BY A DEMON?! GOOD GOD WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?"

"I can hear a chant...it sounds like 'Blood for Armok'.  Who is Armok?"

"The military have arrived! That was quick! Let's hope this insanity can end... GOOD HOLY LORD! How did they build an orbital bombardment station over the city?!"

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.

May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...

"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."

They probably spent three and a half hours matching traits with attributes.

"This just in, a bunch of hippies have arrived and are charging the building with wooden swords while riding... Are those unicorns they're riding?!"

"Have...have they all just been captured in a 7 cubed feet cage?"

No, Tom, that cage is 4x4. Speaking of which, they appear to have broken physics by transforming a wall that covers the door despite being only 4 feet high into a 12 foot long block of granite that seems to have instantly moved into the space numerous protestors were occupying, instantly crushing them.

"That's not all, they seem to have opened a portal to another dimension using...some waterwheels and a screw pump to make a perpetual motion generator?"

"Oh good God!  They're ass-naked!"
"Actually Dave, they are wearing socks."

"Wait, there's something coming out of the rift!  It looks like... a hammer-wielding elf riding a dragon, no...wyvern, no...Zombie wyvern!"

"Aw, and it's puking nonstop!"

"What's that behind it?  It looks kinda like...Ladies and Gentlemen, we are being invaded...by Dwarves.

"Wait, are those goblins coming from the west?! LED BY A DEMON?! GOOD GOD WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?"

"I can hear a chant...it sounds like 'Blood for Armok'.  Who is Armok?"

"The military have arrived! That was quick! Let's hope this insanity can end... GOOD HOLY LORD! How did they build a orbital bombardment station over the city?!"

"The army is firing at the dwarves!  Wait that blue stuff their wearing deflected all the damage!  What is that stuff?"

[Thecard]

That would be pretty fun, although the FBI may label us as a cult and siege the meetup.

May god have mercy on the souls of those who would attempt to lay siege to the soulless, inhuman monsters that are the Bay12 community...

"Reports are coming in of - am I reading this right? Lava? Yes, LAVA coming out of a building and incinerating a multitude of FBI agents. The stie was purportedly the site of a meeting of fans for the indie game Dwarf Fortress, though it's unclear how they got their hands on lava a mere 4 hours after the meeting began."

They probably spent three and a half hours matching traits with attributes.

"This just in, a bunch of hippies have arrived and are charging the building with wooden swords while riding... Are those unicorns they're riding?!"

"Have...have they all just been captured in a 7 cubed feet cage?"

No, Tom, that cage is 4x4. Speaking of which, they appear to have broken physics by transforming a wall that covers the door despite being only 4 feet high into a 12 foot long block of granite that seems to have instantly moved into the space numerous protestors were occupying, instantly crushing them.

"That's not all, they seem to have opened a portal to another dimension using...some waterwheels and a screw pump to make a perpetual motion generator?"

"Oh good God!  They're ass-naked!"
"Actually Dave, they are wearing socks."

"Wait, there's something coming out of the rift!  It looks like... a hammer-wielding elf riding a dragon, no...wyvern, no...Zombie wyvern!"

"Aw, and it's puking nonstop!"

"What's that behind it?  It looks kinda like...Ladies and Gentlemen, we are being invaded...by Dwarves.

"Wait, are those goblins coming from the west?! LED BY A DEMON?! GOOD GOD WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?"

"I can hear a chant...it sounds like 'Blood for Armok'.  Who is Armok?"

"The military have arrived! That was quick! Let's hope this insanity can end... GOOD HOLY LORD! How did they build a orbital bombardment station over the city?!"

"The army is firing at the dwarves!  Wait that blue stuff their wearing deflected all the damage!  What is that stuff?"

"And why are they riding in minecarts?  And how the hell are their crossbow bolts penetrating our tanks?  It's like our armor doesn't even exist!"

[GoombaGeek]

The DF fanbase is too spread out to make a convention worthwhile, unless lots of people buy plane tickets and stuff...

But I'd like to see a Dwarf Fortress Day event where people from close regions congregate at one location for a small meetup (like a coffeeshop or something, because we'd get a maximum turnout of four in my city) all on the same day, possibly having live webcam chats with other groups in different cities.

EDIT: Quote pyramid broken

[Thecard]

NO!  YOU BROKE OUR TEMPLE TO ARMOK!

[Xantalos]

Guys, quote pyramid. Stop.
"In other news, a man has been spotted staring out from the rapidly-expanding tower. It is suspected that this is the mythical Toadyone, the one the dwarves seem to be calling 'The Overseer'.