In this thread, we invent monsters based on our username.
This is the Buttery Mess. It's basically a 're-skinned' mud man, because my mod-fu is poor, but it seems to work.
goes in any creature .txt file
[CREATURE:ELEMENTMAN_BUTTER]
[DESCRIPTION:A humanoid made of butter renowned for its greasy leavings.]
[NAME:buttery mess:buttery messes:buttery mess]
[CASTE_NAME:buttery mess:buttery messes:buttery mess]
[CREATURE_TILE:'B'][COLOR:14:0:0]
[LARGE_ROAMING]
[BIOME:BIOME:NOT_FREEZING]
[FREQUENCY:1]
[POPULATION_NUMBER:15:30]
[NOPAIN][EXTRAVISION][NOBREATHE][NOSTUN][NONAUSEA][NOEMOTION]
[NOTHOUGHT][NOEXERT]
[NO_DIZZINESS]
[NO_FEVERS]
[NO_DRINK][NO_EAT][NO_SLEEP]
[NOT_LIVING]
[CANOPENDOORS]
[NOT_BUTCHERABLE]
[NOFEAR]
[PREFSTRING:butteriness]
[PREFSTRING:messiness]
[NOBONES]
[BODY:HUMANOID_SIMPLE]
[NO_THOUGHT_CENTER_FOR_MOVEMENT]
[TISSUE:BUTTER]
[TISSUE_NAME:buttr:NP]
[TISSUE_MATERIAL:BUTTER]
[MUSCULAR]
[FUNCTIONAL]
[STRUCTURAL]
[RELATIVE_THICKNESS:1]
[CONNECTS]
[TISSUE_SHAPE:LAYER]
[TISSUE_LAYER:BY_CATEGORY:ALL:BUTTER]
[BODY_SIZE:0:0:70000]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:HEIGHT:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[BODY_APPEARANCE_MODIFIER:BROADNESS:90:95:98:100:102:105:110]
[ATTACK:PUNCH:BODYPART:BY_TYPE:GRASP]
[ATTACK_SKILL:GRASP_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:punch:punches]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:MAIN]
[ATTACK:KICK:BODYPART:BY_TYPE:STANCE]
[ATTACK_SKILL:STANCE_STRIKE]
[ATTACK_VERB:kick:kicks]
[ATTACK_CONTACT_PERC:100]
[ATTACK_FLAG_WITH]
[ATTACK_PRIORITY:SECOND]
[ITEMCORPSE:GLOB:NO_SUBTYPE:BUTTER:NONE]
[ALL_ACTIVE]
Goes in material_template default.txt
[MATERIAL_TEMPLATE:CREATURE_BUTTER_TEMPLATE]
[STATE_COLOR:ALL_SOLID:YELLOW]
[STATE_NAME:ALL_SOLID:butter]
[STATE_ADJ:ALL_SOLID:buttery]
[STATE_COLOR:LIQUID:YELLOW]
[STATE_NAME:LIQUID:melted butter]
[STATE_ADJ:LIQUID:melted buttery]
[STATE_COLOR:GAS:YELLOW]
[STATE_NAME:GAS:n/a]
[STATE_ADJ:GAS:n/a]
[DISPLAY_COLOR:14:0:1]
[MATERIAL_VALUE:5]
[SPEC_HEAT:4181]
[IGNITE_POINT:10338]
[MELTING_POINT:10060]
[BOILING_POINT:NONE]
[HEATDAM_POINT:10250]
[COLDDAM_POINT:9900]
[MAT_FIXED_TEMP:NONE]
[SOLID_DENSITY:1200]
[LIQUID_DENSITY:1200]
[MOLAR_MASS:NONE]
[IMPACT_YIELD:10000]
[IMPACT_FRACTURE:10000]
[IMPACT_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[COMPRESSIVE_YIELD:10000]
[COMPRESSIVE_FRACTURE:10000]
[COMPRESSIVE_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[TENSILE_YIELD:10000]
[TENSILE_FRACTURE:10000]
[TENSILE_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[TORSION_YIELD:10000]
[TORSION_FRACTURE:10000]
[TORSION_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[SHEAR_YIELD:10000] no data
[SHEAR_FRACTURE:10000]
[SHEAR_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[BENDING_YIELD:10000]
[BENDING_FRACTURE:10000]
[BENDING_STRAIN_AT_YIELD:50000]
[MAX_EDGE:0]
[ABSORPTION:100]
[REACTION_CLASS:BUTTER]
[BUTTER_CREATURE]
[EDIBLE_VERMIN]
[EDIBLE_RAW]
[EDIBLE_COOKED]
[ROTS]
[GENERATES_MIASMA]