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[Jbg97]

Ï͎ͭ̑̋̊̆͢ ̜̼̙ͣ̐̿̅͌͊W͍̳̼̘͕̔̑ͣI̬̟͇͎̞̋̿ͧ̈́L̲̖̪̲̳̖ͨ̄̏̈́͊͊̈L̬ͨ͐̐ͪ̔͘ ̩̳̟̒ͩ̄̑B̹͍̪̭̼̺ͤ͌ͨ̈͝A͔̟̒̇̓ͩ̃ͬͭ͡ͅC̭̭͚̱͈͓͗ͫ̏͒̓̽ͮ͞ͅK͗҉̘͕̺̹͓̠͉H͎̽̄ͥ͝A̟͓̮̼͔̮N̄ͣ́D̲͕̈ͬ͌ͩ ̜͔͇͖͖̩̬ͫͪ͛ͧ̓ͮY̪̦̞̤ͭ́͐͒̅Ọ̴͓͖̺̖̠̈́U͚͍͖̰̿̃́̚ ̠͍̖̜̀̎̇ͭ̚Ẁ̩̘I̶̗̭͚̘̻͎ͨ̌T̎Ḩ̼̲̦́ͫͣ̉͐̌ͧ ͕̺̉ͦ̆͐ͅM̗͎͙ͫͤ͆̒ͫ͋͢Y͜ ͚͕͔̩͎̰̈ͬ͗̀T̲͙̗͚̮͉ͣͬͭ̋̂͂ͅE̫̤̝ͬ̑̿ͥ͒̀̀M̏͗P̋̈́ͣOͯ̓͛̄ͥR̩͙̣Ȧ̗̖̋͗̾͋ͬ̓L̰̟̩̈́̎̔̚͢L̪̻̥̽͒̂̈́Y̶̦̫̹͒̉ͬ̓ͤ͆ ̖̹͌D̔̿͑̌̽ͩ͜Į̔S͈̞̊̈́ͥ͜T̞̟̻̰͎̻͎͠Ṍ͙R̉̉ͣ̃͆҉͎͓͙̳̲̭͕T͚̞̳̗̜̫̻͐͛̆̐͒̚E̯͉̼̘̞̿͒͜D̛̮̀ͫ̓̾̓ͪ͛ ̖͉̰̐̓̾L̜̙ͤͨͦ̏I̸̔̓̅͗̒M̯̲͇͙̣̥͔ͥ̐̓B̼̠̳ͨͤ̆̈́̓ ͔̞̤ͩͫ͊̎͘ͅͅS͚̻̦̽̓ͩ̂͌O̒͆̔̃̂ ̹̮̺͍̣͎̩̾͑͢H͔̯̤͈̤͉ͩͭ̏ͮ̾A͙Ř̷̜̯̘̐̐ͣ̃̌͊D͍̜ͥ͒̐͆ ̼͍͈̗̦ͭ̉ͅI̊ͦ҉̙̩͇͈̦͎̻T̮̂́'̞̙̟͔͎̬̌̑ͨͤͣL̪̜̜͂̆̊̒́͡L̪̱̃ͩ ͇̫̩̭͇̩͒ͮ͊̈̓ͤK͖͇̮̊ͭ̅̐̚͡N̸͚̺͚͚̲̐̏ͯ̌̑ͅǪ͇̯̰̳̹̘͖̒C͙̖ͫ̍̐͒̍͂K̼̓̆̈̇͗ ̶̫̓̌̎̐̾̉̚Y̷̰̜̠̮̾ͧͭ̎Ǫ̙̹̞̗̹̲̰̏ͫͧU̥̼͉̯̯̻̖ͨ͡ ̄́͌́͛҉̫̤͔͙I̸̬̙͕N̴̯̤̺̠̣̪̺̓ͫT̞̩̥̣̄̐́̍̊Oͥͣ̿̄̓͜ ̝̩̣̼́̍ͯṮ̙̥͈̎H͕̠̆̆̑̄͠E͙̱̹̗͑̓̒ͥ̐ ̘͕̪̉̆́͢N̡̰̦̖̯͍͙ͪͮĚͯ̃̍X̪̝͖́̓̽̀T̥̩̗͔̔̇̎ͧ̅ ̘̂̈ͦ̀ͤ̑̅T͙ͭ̃̒̒͜U͆̾ͬṚ͍͈̤̠̫̙ͤͤ̈́ͫ̽N̨̬̰.͚̞̪̻̞̠ͯ̃̚͟ ̘͇͓̞͉̻͇̐̊̄Sͬ̉̓ͧ͠E̸̱̗̣̼̜̽̿P̽̈̈A̛͙̞̪̣R̵̙̫͚ͦͪͩͣA͡T̠̱͕̞̜̽̓Ḙ̪̠̫̻ͣͣ̏̏ͬ͋ ̸̲͙̹͐̑T̤̼͕͍̬̙̯ͤ͌͟H͖̖͙̓ͪ̉̎A̡̬͓̹͌ͫ̆̔ͨͪͯT͇̗̝̦̫̪͍̏͗.̣͉͓̂ͤͪͥ́

[Xantalos]

| If your arm is like most others/ it would be simple to put up barriers in a few critical spots to stop the arm from moving | Not to mention separating it so one bit is in one time region and one is in another/ in the perfect foration for me to escape being hit |

[Jbg97]

((Actions posted here don't count but...))

BACKHAND XANTALOS IN THE REAL WORLD. REACH THROUGH HIS MONITOR AND BACKHAND THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

[Dariush]

BACKHAND XANTALOS IN THE REAL WORLD. REACH THROUGH HIS MONITOR AND BACKHAND THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

He's not on the other side of the monitor. He's on the other side of the Earth, you duh.

[Jbg97]

PUNCH DARIUSH IN THE FACE. NOT BACKHAND, THAT IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM. STRAIGHT UP SOCK HIM IN THE FACE.

[Xantalos]

((Actions posted here don't count but...))

BACKHAND XANTALOS IN THE REAL WORLD. REACH THROUGH HIS MONITOR AND BACKHAND THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

Fortunately I prepared for that. I am sitting a healthy distance away from my screen, watching your flailing arm get stuck in the screen.
Just as planned.

[Dariush]

You find yourself in front of Dariush. He sits before his computer and maniacally refreshes the Manifest Mutations thread. What are you going to do?

> PUNCH DARIUSH IN THE FACE. NOT BACKHAND, THAT IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM. STRAIGHT UP SOCK HIM IN THE FACE.

Dariush bites your hand off.

GAME OVER. Continue? (Y/N)

[Jbg97]

((Actions posted here don't count but...))

BACKHAND XANTALOS IN THE REAL WORLD. REACH THROUGH HIS MONITOR AND BACKHAND THE SHIT OUT OF HIM.

Fortunately I prepared for that. I am sitting a healthy distance away from my screen, watching your flailing arm get stuck in the screen.
Just as planned.

CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!!!!

[GreatWyrmGold]

Summon Tzeentch to help. Ideally not helping Xantalos.

We're turning this thread into another RP. Awesome.

[javierpwn]

Summon Barinade, the Bioeletric Anemone
Use it,s power to destroy Xantalos's barrier
Someone should give the barrier sentience

[Dariush]

Remind me, why does everyone hate Xantalos?...

[javierpwn]

He created a barrier , so I can't slap people or their creations

[Dariush]

He created a barrier , so I can't slap people or their creations

o_0

Slap the bastard.

[javierpwn]

You can't there is a barrier seperating us, but if it allowed neutral presences to pass through, maybe you would be able to slap me.
I can always slap the crystal of life and psi on though, or harvest its energies to fuel the creation of more life

[Dariush]

Well then hypnotize him and force him to slap himself silly.