TURN 2
Xalonok is A FIRIN' HIS RADIOACTIVE LAZORS. [1] You know those cartoons where the villian is firing his lasers, then two guys carrying a big mirror get in the way, making it bounce off about 17 different surfaces before it hits the bad guy in the face? This is one of those moments.
On Turn 2, Xalonok, in an invisible shirt, died by his own radioactive lasers. He made great toast, though.
TopHat goes and steals some explosives! [2] Sadly, radioactive bricks do not count as explosives.
"Destroying Titan" is forcefully renamed to something sensible [NAME GET: Persus the Destroying Titan] then DESTROYS. [5] He decides to destroy [4] Nicholas! [4+1 Vs 1] Ooooof... That has GOT to hurt! Nicholas loses 4 Health from that massive punch!
Anaile uses ICE HANDS on URIST McLAWYER! [3] These ice hands are ridiculously hard to aim, but some spray goes towards the intended target. [2 Vs 2+1] He ducks out of the way in the nick of time, but he's in no position for a counterattack.
Greenwich attempts a risky teleportation maneuver. [5] He's back on earth and no longer suffocating! [STATUS UN-GET: Suffocating] He then tries to discover his powah. [2] It turns out he has no powah. Then he sees to this radioactivity problem. [2] Nope. The radioactivity attempts to metaphorically eat his brains. [5 Vs 6] The brains say no and kick the radioactivity off the head. [STATUS UN-GET: Radioactivity]
Nicholas attempts to take cover in a nearby bunker! [2] There are no nearby bunkers!
Skeletor attempts to fling rats! [4] He grabs a large handful and throws them at [6] Urist! [4 Vs 6] He punches them all off in style though.
Urist did not post, though, and so implodes.
On Turn 2, Urist McLawyer, in a white shirt, died by implosion after failing to post. Let's keep it moving, folks!
Radiation is still a thing! Everyone alive rolls to survive it! [3 Vs 3, 4, 3, 4, 1, 2] Nicholas and Skeletor both [STATUS GET: Radioactive]. How nice is that? You get to share in your possibly painful and utterly meaningless demise! How fun!
Again, we have two [2] slots open. First two to get stuff done correctly are in.