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Author Topic: ROLL TO GM  (Read 34754 times)

LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #180 on: December 31, 2012, 01:49:11 pm »

Yo, GWG!  You forgot a platform!

So...we have Rebublican V. Democrat V. Bay12 V. Sane V. Shiv.
There you go.
Who's Shiv?

SHIV GWG FOR NOT KNOWING
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Thecard

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« Reply #181 on: December 31, 2012, 03:48:15 pm »

THAT'S MY PLATFORM YOU PHILISTINE
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #182 on: December 31, 2012, 04:51:35 pm »

THAT'S MY PLATFORM YOU PHILISTINE

SHIV HIM TOO
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« Reply #183 on: December 31, 2012, 05:56:55 pm »

THAT'S MY PLATFORM YOU PHILISTINE
SHIV HIM TOO
BUT I HAVE ALL THE SHIV.  EVERY SINGLE OF THE SHIV.

AND I REFUSE TO SHIV SELF.  SELF WILL NOT SHIV SELF.  NOPE.

SELF WILL SHIV GWG.  GWG PREPARE FOR ME TO SHIV YOU.


AS A SIDE NOTE, DOES ANYONE KNOW THE PAST FORM OF 'SHIV' WHEN IT IS USED AS A VERB?  IT WOULD MAKE THESE POSTS MUCH EASIER.
THANK YOU.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #184 on: December 31, 2012, 06:01:27 pm »

Look, no shivving. That's probably illegal.
...Oh, right, Robama...
It also doesn't preserve American values of democracy like killing Robama before he can be President-For-Life does.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #185 on: December 31, 2012, 06:15:50 pm »

Look, no shivving. That's probably illegal.
...Oh, right, Robama...
It also doesn't preserve American values of democracy like killing Robama before he can be President-For-Life does.

in the dystopia of the rtd universe

shivving is the law
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Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #186 on: December 31, 2012, 06:23:48 pm »

Look, no shivving. That's probably illegal.
...Oh, right, Robama...
It also doesn't preserve American values of democracy like killing Robama before he can be President-For-Life does.

The mighty, beautiful shiv, symbol of ingenuity and survival in times of hardship, is a core part of True American Values, dontcha know? You are becoming what you have fought all along! Fight it, GWG, don't become the oppressor!
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Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #187 on: December 31, 2012, 06:24:32 pm »

I should probably make the turn, right?
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #188 on: December 31, 2012, 06:27:46 pm »

I should probably make SHIV the turn, right?
And yes.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Xantalos

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« Reply #189 on: December 31, 2012, 07:37:12 pm »

>Travel Elsewhere in the TARDIS.
(4) You on Sesame Street!

But I don't have an attic.
(1) Your nonexistent attic kills you.

Err... stab Robama with Shiv, as he was clearly not born on American soil, so he must be a terrorist!
(1vs5)
Robama shoryukens you into the stratosphere!

Wait for Robama to defeat the Fiscal Cliff.
Congratulate him on his victory.
Kill Robama.
Run for president on the platform, "President of the Future."

(5) Tiu successfully wait for him to do something.
(6) You overenthusiastically congratulate him.
(2vs5) He dodges your bullet and breaks your limbs!
(3) Zimbabwe supports you. Good job.

Use gangsta' funds to buy weapons and equipment. Recruit thugs.
(4) You buy a bargain set of 5 thugs from Thugmart, all with Glocks and hats.

If someone succeeds in killing Robama, run against them on the 'The other Candidate Killed Robama' platform.
(6) You attempt to kill Robama, then campaign against yourself. Somehow the polls are rising.

Infect single cellar organisms with virus.
(6) You infect the single cellular organisms that make up your immune system with the virus. TopHat now has Zombie AIDS!

LordSlowpoke: SHIV GWG AND THECARD
(2) You fail to hit GWG, but (5) shiv thecard through the torso!

GM Turn:
(2) Vampire Hitler accidentally kills a Muslim vampire! The mob is after him!

NPC's:
(6) Robama, as the only NPC the GM remembers, defeats the Fiscal Cliff! Whatever that is.

Players:
Zanzetkuken: On Sesame Street.
Slayerhero: Dead via attic.
Thecard: Stratosphere, shiv'd
GWG: Broken limbs, President of Zimbabwe
TCM: Leader of gang of 5 thugs
Doomblade: Paradoxical presidential candidate, despite it not being election time
TopHat: Zombie, has AIDS
LordSlowpoke: Shivving people
Xantalos: Vampire Hitler, being pursued by mob

NPC:
Robama

Next GM = (5/9) TCM!
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #190 on: December 31, 2012, 07:57:13 pm »

Wait, I got blown into the atmosphere, then violently shiv'd?
Hard-fucking-core, man.
SHIV SELF BACK TO ERF.  RUN FOR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE OF ERF.  IF THAT FAILS, CRASH ERF INTO EARTH.  IF ELECTED DO THIS ANYWAY.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #191 on: December 31, 2012, 08:03:19 pm »

Wait, I got blown into the atmosphere, then violently shiv'd?
Hard-fucking-core, man.
SHIV SELF BACK TO ERF.  RUN FOR PRESIDENT FOR LIFE OF ERF.  IF THAT FAILS, CRASH ERF INTO EARTH.  IF ELECTED DO THIS ANYWAY.

SHIV THIS MAN TENDERLY
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Doomblade187

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #192 on: December 31, 2012, 08:06:14 pm »

ASSIST GWG'S ACTION.
« Last Edit: December 31, 2012, 08:54:10 pm by Doomblade187 »
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #193 on: December 31, 2012, 08:08:28 pm »

Shiv me tender, shiv me sweet, never shiv me go...
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

Xantalos

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #194 on: December 31, 2012, 08:11:47 pm »

Convert mob into army of Muslim vampires
Paint a masterwork shiv
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