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Harry Baldman

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #135 on: December 28, 2012, 05:50:59 pm »
Remain dead in skull and asscheek house for future generations to find and wonder: who was this man? Why does he have a house made of skulls and ass cheeks? Why is it in a black hole? Why, god, why?
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GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #136 on: December 28, 2012, 06:38:03 pm »
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on December 28, 2012, 05:29:00 pm
Your action relied on someone else, and they failed.
Not really. I didn't even know someone would try to help me!

Not really worth arguing.

Summon TARDIS, on my own. Then travel to right before Robama solved the fiscal cliff.
Avoid losing bonus.

Oh, and remember, +2.
« Last Edit: December 28, 2012, 07:40:53 pm by GreatWyrmGold »
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #137 on: December 28, 2012, 06:39:18 pm »
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 28, 2012, 06:38:03 pm
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on December 28, 2012, 05:29:00 pm
Your action relied on someone else, and they failed.
Not really. I didn't even know someone would try to help me!

Not really worth arguing.

Summon TARDIS, on my own. Then travel to right before Robama solved the fiscal cliff.

Oh, and remember, +2.

PUNCH GWG IN THE LEFT BUCK TOOTH AND STEAL HIS BONUS
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TCM

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #138 on: December 28, 2012, 06:55:53 pm »
Use income to get weapons and hire thugs.
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Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #139 on: December 28, 2012, 07:40:11 pm »
Quote from: LordSlowpoke on December 28, 2012, 06:39:18 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 28, 2012, 06:38:03 pm
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on December 28, 2012, 05:29:00 pm
Your action relied on someone else, and they failed.
Not really. I didn't even know someone would try to help me!

Not really worth arguing.

Summon TARDIS, on my own. Then travel to right before Robama solved the fiscal cliff.

Oh, and remember, +2.
PUNCH GWG IN THE LEFT BUCK TOOTH AND STEAL HIS BONUS
Avoid losing my bonus!
I'm not even in your time!
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Quote from: piecewise on April 19, 2014, 10:27:57 am
[GreatWyrmGold] gets a little crown. May it forever be his mark of Cain; let no one argue pointless subjects with him lest they receive the same.

Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #140 on: December 28, 2012, 09:02:19 pm »

Quote from: Slayerhero90 on December 28, 2012, 05:29:00 pm
Your action relied on someone else, and they failed.

Start zombie apocalypse.
(2) Nope

Quote from: TopHat on December 28, 2012, 05:37:38 pm
Respawn as something random.
(1) You respawn as a virus

Quote from: Xantalos on December 28, 2012, 05:38:36 pm
Arise as Vampire Painter Hitler.
Begin to paint reality to more to my liking.
If lost +2, regain.
(6) You arise as Vampire Painter Hitler. Only your a TWILIGHT Vampire.
(1) Your paintings fail, causing you to hate Jews.
+2 remains

Quote from: Harry Baldman on December 28, 2012, 05:50:59 pm
Remain dead in skull and asscheek house for future generations to find and wonder: who was this man? Why does he have a house made of skulls and ass cheeks? Why is it in a black hole? Why, god, why?
(4) ummm, okay.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 28, 2012, 06:38:03 pm
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on December 28, 2012, 05:29:00 pm
Your action relied on someone else, and they failed.
Not really. I didn't even know someone would try to help me!

Not really worth arguing.

Summon TARDIS, on my own. Then travel to right before Robama solved the fiscal cliff.
Avoid losing bonus.

Oh, and remember, +2.
(1+2) You summon a blue phone booth. Close.

Quote from: LordSlowpoke on December 28, 2012, 06:39:18 pm
Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 28, 2012, 06:38:03 pm
Quote from: Slayerhero90 on December 28, 2012, 05:29:00 pm
Your action relied on someone else, and they failed.
Not really. I didn't even know someone would try to help me!

Not really worth arguing.

Summon TARDIS, on my own. Then travel to right before Robama solved the fiscal cliff.

Oh, and remember, +2.

PUNCH GWG IN THE LEFT BUCK TOOTH AND STEAL HIS BONUS
(2 vs. 3+2) GWG punches you in the tooth and steals your bonus. WHat do you mean you don't have one? You get -1 and GWG gets +1

Quote from: TCM on December 28, 2012, 06:55:53 pm
Use income to get weapons and hire thugs.
(2) Nope

NPCs:
(2) Robobama has a beer

(2) Bill Clinton joins Robobama

(2) The US military goes back in time to kill terrorists.

Harry Baldman: Dead of broken neck, killed by reanimated hippy.
TopHat: Bacteria
Xantalos: Twilight Vampire Painter Anti-Semitic Hitler. +2
Doomblade187: A failure at mechanics and engineering.
LordSlowPoke: Dead of own magic missile. -1
Persus13: Killing Slayerhero
GWG: Stuck in past. +3 to rolls
ZtG: Needs to choose a hellscape to go to.
Thecard: Bleeding out from three shivs in his gut.
TCM: Selling crack to gangsters.
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Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
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Slayerhero90

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #141 on: December 28, 2012, 09:15:52 pm »
Who's next?
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Persus13

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #142 on: December 28, 2012, 09:24:15 pm »
TCM is the next GM
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Quote from: Teneb on September 14, 2017, 06:15:14 pm
Congratulations Persus, now you are forced to have the same personal text for an entire year!
Quote from: Loud Whispers on December 13, 2015, 10:28:50 pm
Longbowmen horsearcher doomstacks that suffer no attrition and can navigate all major rivers without ships.
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TCM

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #143 on: December 28, 2012, 09:28:31 pm »
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Quote from: Empiricist on March 28, 2016, 09:18:28 pm
Because trying to stuff Fate/Whatever's engrish and the title of a 17th century book on statecraft into Pokemon syntax tends to make the content incomprehensible.

GreatWyrmGold

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #144 on: December 28, 2012, 09:46:15 pm »
...I have a +3?

Turn the phone into a time machine of some sort. Travel forward in time to right before Robama solved the fiscal cliff.

Oh god, I can't fail, but I've got a 50% chance of overshooting stuff...
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Thecard

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #145 on: December 28, 2012, 10:05:10 pm »
Hmm... something or someone seems to be missing... I can't quite put my finger on what/whom though...

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Run for presidency.  Again.  This time, on the ever-popular shiv platform.  The planks are shivs.
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LordSlowpoke

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #146 on: December 28, 2012, 10:10:13 pm »
INITIATE DRIVEBY ON GM
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Slayerhero90

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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #147 on: December 28, 2012, 10:22:12 pm »
START THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #148 on: December 28, 2012, 10:22:37 pm »
Take up a career in Twilight Jew Vampire slaying to restore my honor.
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Re: ROLL TO GM
« Reply #149 on: December 28, 2012, 10:23:47 pm »
START THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE.
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