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[TopHat]

Walk off somewhere else.
Lie in wait.

[Doomblade187]

Absorb energy and grow stronger.

[Zanzetkuken The Great]

Paint a picture of a +1 so well that I get a +1 to rolls.

(5) Your picture gets you a +1 to rolls.

Create time machine.

(1+1) You create a faulty time machine that sends you back to the big bang destroying itself, but not you.

Heal slayerhero.

(5) You heal slayerhero completely, giving him a +1 to his action this turn.

This time, just become regular nuts.

(5) You become as insane as the person next to you, who is (2) slayerhero.

Draw +1 with Scelly's blood while thanking him for his generous, if involuntary, contribution. Samwe reason as Xanty.

(3+1) Scelly has no complaints, but your image does not yield you a +1.

Reverse blood drain.

(5) You successfully reverse the blood drain, restoring all your blood to your body.  The wound is still there.

Obtain horde of followers through the power of song. Form song-chain.

(6) The song-chain horde becomes so large, it forms a black hole.  You are pulled into it, but somehow survive the descent to the center.

Walk off somewhere else.
Lie in wait.

(6) You somehow walk to mars, and (6) lie in wait so long that you die of old age.  Respawn?

Absorb energy and grow stronger.

(4) You absorb enough energy to strengthen yourself enough that you can lift one cat more than you previously could.

Robot Obama:
(5) Is successful in avoiding the fiscal cliff.


(7) Xantalos is GM.


Players:
Persus: Standing near Slayerhero
Slayerhero: On the ground near Scelly
Scelly: Bleeding
Zanzetkuken: Somewhere
Harry Baldman: Living in a black hole.
tophat: On mars, dead
Doomblade: Absorbing energy
Xantalos: Standing next to a picture (+1 to rolls)
GWG: back in time (+1 to rolls)
TheCard: Standing near Slayerhero

NPCs:
Robot Obama

[Slayerhero90]

Paint -12 onto ground with blood while apologizing to Scelly about wasting his blood the first time.

[Doomblade187]

Test world-tree abilities.

[GreatWyrmGold]

Alter time so I got a +2 bonus instead of just a +1 one.
If I get to the present, congratulate Robama.

[Thecard]

(5) You become as insane as the person next to you, who is (2) slayerhero.

Is that a good thing, or a bad thing?

Players:
Persus: Standing near Slayerhero
Slayerhero: On the ground near Scelly
Scelly: Bleeding
Zanzetkuken: Somewhere
Harry Baldman: Living in a black hole.
tophat: On mars, dead
Doomblade: Absorbing energy
Xantalos: Standing next to a picture (+1 to rolls)
GWG: back in time (+1 to rolls)

NPCs:
Robot Obama

Can't help but notice I'm not in here...


Became more crazed than Slayer is.  I WILL BE CRAZY

[Slayerhero90]

(5) You become as insane as the person next to you, who is (2) slayerhero.

Is that a good thing, or a bad thing?

Depends. Am I in Cerebus Syndrome mode or not?

[Thecard]

(5) You become as insane as the person next to you, who is (2) slayerhero.

Is that a good thing, or a bad thing?

Depends. Am I in Cerebus Syndrome mode or not?

Oh, forgot Slayer is the dragon.

That means I got pretty much what I wanted.

[Slayerhero90]

(5) You become as insane as the person next to you, who is (2) slayerhero.

Is that a good thing, or a bad thing?

Depends. Am I in Cerebus Syndrome mode or not?

Oh, forgot Slayer is the dragon.

That means I got pretty much what I wanted.

Vaendzvr Daen threvr khiz heuskg?

[Thecard]

Vaendzvr Daen threvr khiz heuskg?

Yup.  Here comes the satanic possession again.

[Slayerhero90]

...

...

VYINVAUSVR DAANTSHVR DAEN!

...

Let me ask you a question.

[Thecard]

Yeah, satanic banana?  What is it?

[Slayerhero90]

Let's say I were to, perhaps, hunt you down and cut open your chest. I would then pull your lungs out, still keeping them attached, and pull them between the cracks in your ribcage to your back. I would leave you with your newfound wings in whatever room you're in with all the evidence that they would need to deal with me, but I don't exactly desire to exist, for the time being, anymore. Or, let's say, I would gut you and hang you from the ceiling by your severed intestines. I would force you to claw your eyes out beforehand. You wouldn't be found. Corumaret has rooms carved into the alien stone just for that. My question is this. Would you regret ever calling me "satanic banana"?

[Thecard]

Let's say I were to, perhaps, hunt you down and cut open your chest. I would then pull your lungs out, still keeping them attached, and pull them between the cracks in your ribcage to your back. I would leave you with your newfound wings in whatever room you're in with all the evidence that they would need to deal with me, but I don't exactly desire to exist, for the time being, anymore. Or, let's say, I would gut you and hang you from the ceiling by your severed intestines. I would force you to claw your eyes out beforehand. You wouldn't be found. Corumaret has rooms carved into the alien stone just for that. My question is this. Would you regret ever calling me "satanic banana"?

No, probably not.
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