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[Bloax]

Oh those fools.

[Xantalos]

Oh those fools.

Yeah, it's not like it's the first time Onol has had to contend with angey elves. Or angry elf peasants. Specifically, this village; I think I've massacred it twice now, leaving the king alive each time.
In essence, Onol be trolling. And killing a whole village again.

[Bloax]

The prophets have spoken that Onol is destined to be slain by the least suited enemy who manages to stab him in the face with a copper bonecarving knife.

[Xantalos]

The prophets have spoken that Onol is destined to be slain by the least suited enemy who manages to stab him in the face with a copper bonecarving knife.

Actually, the one time that Onol actually DID die without my stupid being a factor was when he somehow got shot in the throat by a goblin while sleeping. He woke up with a slahsed throat, killed every single goblin there, and died.
Of course I savescummed because I wanted to actually have a chance to fight my enemy before being mortally wounded, of course, but still.

[Orange Wizard]

The prophets have spoken that Onol is destined to be slain by the least suited enemy who manages to stab him in the face with a copper bonecarving knife.

Actually, the one time that Onol actually DID die without my stupid being a factor was when he somehow got shot in the throat by a goblin while sleeping. He woke up with a slahsed throat, killed every single goblin there, and died.
Of course I savescummed because I wanted to actually have a chance to fight my enemy before being mortally wounded, of course, but still.

That sort of thing often happens with my adventurers. But it's more often my lungs getting torn apart, so I just charge into battle carelessly and die to an arrow in the face, suffocation be damned.

[Bloax]

I usually die from something getting any part of any of the two legs I have, and many nerves are torn and my face is gone. And why is my brain a milkshake.

[Xantalos]

So remember when I said I was close to retiring and going to hell (literally)? Well, I, after remembering this again, went ahead and did it. Onol can now go to hell, but due to [REAL_LIFE_PROBLEM] I can't post the final post right now. If you want, expect it in a few weeks-several months. I have a post written up and everything; complete with no character resolution, and will post it whenever I can. Just know this:

All they said about demons was a lie
For with enough <<copper pick>> even death may die

[Freshmaniscoolman]

(Apologies for the double post)

--SURPRISE UPDATE--

It's BOGEYMAN TIME, EVERYBODY!

After trekking across the new island for about two days, fighting off wolves, sand antlions and a sea monster while Very Drowsy, Onol has been attacked by boogeymen. Just thought you should know. I'll post the combat logs in a spoiler. No pictures, I'm afraid.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

You are surrounded by incessant cackling!
You strike the Bogeyman in the head with your <<copper pick>>, tearing the muscle and tearing apart the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
The <<copper pick>> has become lodged in the wound.
The Bogeyman falls over.
You bite the Bogeyman in the head, tearing the muscle, chipping the skull and bruising the brain!
The Bogeyman has been struck down.
The Bogeyman misses you!
You strike the Bogeyman in the head with your <<copper pick>>, tearing the muscle, fracturing the skull, and tearing the brain!
The Bogeyman has been struck down.
You strike the Bogeyman in the head with you <<copper pick>>, tearing the muscle and fracturing the skull!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
You strike the Bogeyman in the head with your <<copper pick>> and the severed part sails off in an arc!
The Bogeyman has been struck down.
You strike the Bogeyman in the head, tearing the muscle, fracturing the skull, and tearing the brain!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
The Bogeyman has been struck down.
You strike the Bogeyman in the head with your <<copper pick>>, tearing the muscle and tearing the upper spine's nervous tissue!
A tendon in the upper spine has been torn!
The <<copper pick>> has lodged firmly in the wound!
The Bogeyman falls over.
You twist the embedded <<copper pick>> around in the Bogeyman's head!
You maintain possession of the <<copper pick>>.
The Bogeyman misses you!
YOu strike the Bogeyman in the head with your <<copper pick>>, tearing the muscle and fracturing the skull!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
You strike the Bogeyman in the head with your <<copper pick>>, tearing the muscle and shattering the skull!
An artery has been opened by the attack!
A tendon in the skull has been torn!
You strike the Bogeyman in the throat with your <<copper pick>>, tearing it apart!
The Bogeyman has bled to death.
The cackling fades away.

If you wish I'll do an awesome in-character account of the fight.

I think those logs are fake, seeing as there is "YOu" instead of "You".

[Bloax]

He might've very well have written it off from the game, not knowing that you can copy it over from Gamelog.txt in the Dwarf Fortress folder.

And I have no doubt in the legitimacy of it, considering we're talking about this guy:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

FINAL STATS:
Onol Nekolurdim Uzolken Idok
Superdwarven Strength
Superdwarven Agility
Superdwarven Toughness
Superdwarven Endurance
Average Recuperation
Average Disease Resistance
Very Low Analytical Ability
Low Focus (started out as Very Low, but evolved to Low)
Superdwarven Willpower
Very Low Creativity
Very Low Intuition
Very Low Patience
Very Low Memory
Very Low Linguistic Ability
Superdwarven Spatial Sense
Very Low Musicality
Superdwarven Kinesthetic Sense
Very Low Empathy
Very Low Social Awareness
Legendary Miner 5455/7000
Dabbling Wood Cutter 136/500
Expert Butcher 1292/1300
Novice Weaver 408/600
Dabbling Herbalist 273/500
Novice Leatherworker 10/600
Expert Bone Carver 1088/1300
Adequate Axedwarf 367/700
Dabbling Knife User 301/500
Dabbling Speardwarf 230/500
Legendary Shield User 48493/54700
Legendary Armor User 752/5400
Legendary Thrower 1586/2400
Legendary Ambusher 2596/3800
Legendary Crutchwalker 1356/3300
Adequate Swimmer 0/700
Novice Concentrarion 384/600
Legendary Observer 499/3800
Legendary Fighter 27259/57600
Legendary Archer 1586/2400
Legendary Wrestler 357/3500
Legendary Biter ?/? (the status bar thingy covered it up)
Legendary Striker 1177/2200
High Master Kicker 515/1800
Legendary Didger 1340/3400
Legendary Misc. Object User 1873/2700
Expert Knapper 816/1300
Average sized for a steel dwarf

Kills: Too many to list, but I'll put the numbers down:
470 Notable Kills
524 Other Kills

He has at least 10 bages of masterowrk bone bling, and his <<copper pick>> has an insanely long list of decorations. I estimate it would be worth a million or more dwarfbucks, though I'm not sure. He would increase the wealth of any fortress he migrated to by a SUBSTANTIAL amount, though.

[Xantalos]

You can copy it over?
Huh.

[Zavvnao]

tell me, is this on the waterworld maps with only one island? :3

[Orange Wizard]

I think it's on a normal map with water.

[Xantalos]

I think it's on a normal map with water.

Large Island.

[Orange Wizard]

I think it's on a normal map with water.

Large Island.

A normal map with water. (I class all of the default params as normal.)

[Zavvnao]

Large Island.

thank you :3