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[nekoexmachina]

"Oh! Me like it actually!"

Imagined it with a hulky voice. LOL.
Urist McMiner, just recruited to the military:
--Hm, I love my pick! Don't wanna to leave it right here.

Urist McDefender, new Marksman in entry-defence forces:
--Hm, this kea just took his pick! I should shot it right now! (Seriously, why all of the marksdwarves target not the thief, but 1 of other keas? :{)

[Dowly]

"Everything's just peachy!"
-Baroness (who is this close to being thrown in the midst of my 8 naked goblin prisoners)

[IgnacM991]

"I've once made a pair of artifact high boots!"
"I will use the best and most exquisite materials for my artifact!"
"Forget about that demand"

[FengL0ng]

"Of course I can't lay those bricks at my feet!"
"I'd better retrieve this olivine builder once the soldiers got rid of this troll."
"I better write down what I want to tinker!"
"Channel here? But Inod McOtherdigger is still down there!"

[Henny]

"Instrument? Can you be more specific?"

[Knit tie]

"I got ordered to make rock instruments and so I made this wooden guitar. Because obviously you can't make musical instruments out of goddamn stone."

[magnum2016]

Hmm maybe i should set down my child before i charge in to combat and use her as a shield

[Tarzanello]

"Maybe cleaning the pool of forgotten beast's deadly blood before everyone starts dying might be my top priority right now. Drinking all the booze can wait."

[the1337doofus]

"Megabeast in the caverns? Greenskins pounding down our doors? Maybe I should get my armour on before I go fight!"

[The Bastard of France]

"Maybe growing some plump helmets to save the fortress from starvation would be a good idea"

[FengL0ng]

"I'll take some seeds out of this barrel such that other farmers can do that too"
"There's no barrel at hand. I'll return to brewing later"
"What do we need all that totems for?"

[Thief]

"Screw booze,i need to kill the Goblin's"
"I really need to dodge the traps before entering the fort"
"Cant just leave my axe away before fighting them"

[Bludulukus]

"Urist has been in that jail cell awhile, I should bring him food and water"

[Aseaheru]

"Look! An Elf! What a nice little creature! These pesty humans are so useless in bringing all these metals and booze and food but the Elfs! Yes, the Elfs are better, lets go and see if i can be friends with him. I love Elfs."

Elves give booze.

But anyways.

"Why dont we just ASK the elves to bring us animals, instead of having to kill them now and again?"

[TheDarkStar]

"This is disturbing and wrong."