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[WillowLuman]

"Crap, enemy at the Gates! Better run back into the Gates, don't want to have them chasing me helter-skelter all over the open ground!"

[SkyRender]

"What the heck am I supposed to do with all this magma?"
"We may be married, but let's not have any kids."
"I think I'll shave today."

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

"I think I'll shave today."

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[nekoexmachina]

"I think if I put a floor on that spot the undead in the pit would stop bothering me."

[Iamblichos]

"Wow... I better get back to the fort since the panic bell is ringing.  I'll just come back and get these items once it's all clear."

[WoobMonkey]

'Hmmm... Y'know, i shot that deer up pretty thoroughly, and now it's collapsed in pain.  Maybe I don't really NEED to walk a kilometer and a half back to the fort, when I could just take a few steps and put it out of its misery."

[klefenz]

"Urist McAccuse has accused a lot of people for those mysterious murderings with drained blood, also i always found weird that he killed a million things over 500 years ago."

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

I should retreat when ordered to so I don't get cut off from the fortress.

[slink]

"It would be rude of me to reach under my dress, tear off my old thong, and drop it right here in the drinks stockpile where all these other Dwarves are drinking.  I'll go get a new one and change in my bedroom."

[FrankMcFuzz]

The Adventures of Urist McStrategist
"The Goblins are all riding cowardly creatures. I should take advantage of this and scare them into traps or off the map. No use in running around for weeks!"
"The Goblins are all riding aggressive creatures. We have dozens of tamed cavern creatures, maybe we should ride them bravely into battle instead of running right at giant creatures with goblins on top."
"I am about to take on 8 goblins by myself, but I am an elite swordsdwarf. But even still, I probably shouldn't expose my back to 6 of them by charging the one at the very back of the group first."
"I have a cut on my hand, but I'll live. I should keep fighting so that my comrades don't all fall in battle"
"I have been given a kill command. There he is over there. I should run straight to him, instead of where he was when I was ordered to kill him. I mean, that would just be silly"
"I should probably wear full armour.... Especially a helmet. Don't want my skull bashed in!"
"I have been told to wear leather armour due to lack of access to metal, but we DO have a copper shield at hand. I should probably use that, as opposed to nothing."
"I have been stationed here at the fort's only entrance due to there being a necromancer around. I should make sure I have the KEENEST OF SENSES. That way, when we stand 3 tiles apart, the necromancer won't be able to sneak through."
"I am the most heavily armoured, best trained, and strongest dwarf in the fortress and a large beast has been spotted. I should probably help the 15 recruit dwarves about to take it on. I'll leave this drink/sleep/hauling/randomly being a dick/eating until afterwards. After all, if I die, I won't need it anyway."

[Lielac]

"DEAR ARMOK A TREE FELL ON THE WAGON"

... yet. I look forward to the day when a storm with high winds hits and suddenly you have trees caving in your structures. (This is not recent personal experience, no way. Wagon is certainly not replacing car. Cerrrrtainly not. HELP ME THE TREES ARE HAVING A FREAKING RAVE PARTY AND THE WIND IS HOWLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH)

[WoobMonkey]

"Hi, I'm Momuz, and I'm an alcoholic."

"Cat tallow biscuits?  No thanks, I'm on a diet."

"I'm sleepy, but not entirely exhausted yet.  I think I'll go to bed anyways, instead of picking up that rock 3 kilometers from the gate.  It'll still be there in the morning."

[noc]

"Hey there migrants, I know you're all excited to move in and all, but I'm just not sure we're exactly ready to accept 12 cheesemakers into our fortress."

... said no mayor ever.

[Iamblichos]

"As a mason, I realize there is half a mountain's worth of stone piled in front of my door in a quantum stockpile, maybe I should use some of that to make this hatch cover and not that chunk of granite down 100 z-levels under the foot of a skinless FB..."

[Angel Of Death]

"As angry as I may feel, breaking the bridge that the children are playing on is a rather horrifying idea, and I feel sick for considering it."