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[Icefire2314]

Words of my dorf swordmaster

Goblin siege? Come men, let's guard the gat-... wait, let me go store this item in a bin real quick. Lolbrb

[mastahcheese]

"The enemies are charging my ballista, good thing that all I need to do is pull the trigger."

[☼!!Troll Fur Sock!!☼]

"I want to live"

[Cerol Lenslens]

"I'm thirsty. Maybe I should make those barrels I've been asked to so the brewer has something to put booze in. I definitely shouldn't throw a fit and tip over the carpenter's workshop and the still."

"I may be upset that a water buffalo walked into the distance with one of my masterwork bone bolts still stuck in its hide because a goblin ambush killed the hunter, but that's no reason to destroy the fortress' front door. After all, it's keeping the goblins from killing me!"

"I'm starving! But I can wait a few minutes for the broker to purchase us food. Destroying the drawbridge between us and the trade depot and trapping everyone in the fort to starve would be counterproductive! I think not collapsing the depot while the caravan is inside is a good idea as well!"

"I know a backpack is the symbol of our civilization! I'm just sick of carving it everywhere! We've got far too many carvings of backpacks in this fortress as it is!"

[Iceflame]

"Maybe my fellows don't like engravings of dwarfes killed by goblins and other creatures and dwarfes eating cheese. So I may instead engrave pictures of our heroic heroes who slayed forgotten beasts."

[BoogieMan]

"I probably shouldn't take my newborn baby and pet kitten into battle."

"Awww sweet! A wooden breastplate! Those Elves sure can make armor!"

[Nidilap]

"What kind of craft do you want?"

"Oh, magma! Awesome! Now, I just need to be very careful about what I do..."

"Wow, this place is a bloody mess. We should clean this up."

[Mr Space Cat]

"I want to live"

I laughed so hard, you don't even know.

[ImagoDeo]

"I should probably not remove the floor on which I am standing."

[caknuck]

"Hmm, this wall is warm and bleeding, and there seems to be some kind of daemonic shrieking emanating from the other side. Maybe it's best not to continue this mine shaft."

"Oh, the outpost might not have much use for these 60 bins of pig tail cloth. I think they would rather I brought these gemstones and steel bars instead."

[werechicken]

"Aren't I a silly billy! Of course I can't build a wall while I'm standing where it's to be built, I should stand next to it and finish construction from there"

"I'm sorry, we're only allowing immigrant with useful skills that are in short supply into this fortress"

[imperium3]

"Calm down guys, it's only a sock."

"Can't do that, it would violate the Geneva Convention."

"Luckily my armour will protect me from all those goblins with crossbows."

[Larix]

"Luckily my armour will protect me from all those goblins with crossbows."

You got that backwards. That's what every dwarf ever said.
... before meeting the crossbowgobbos.

"Oops, Urist McHauler just got hit by a minecart. Perhaps we should make sure to drag her off to the hospital _before_ we put the minecart back on the track she's still lying on."

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Allright, dwarves, you know we are under attack, you know the numbers. Vicious Titans, stand in main corridor and but time. Silver bolts and Endless Fire will support you. Might Hammers and Fury Wolves, flan the invaders. Move!!!

[kahrkunne]

"We've ran out of booze! I better brew some more, instead of throwing a tantrum!"
Said no brewer ever