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[Cerol Lenslens]

"This looks like a terrible place to sleep!"

[GiglameshDespair]

"I'll take the sensible option."

[madmario]

Maybe making a legendary mug out of coal isn't such a great idea.  I'll make a suit of steel armor instead.

[Grey Goo]

"Mug of milk please!"

[Valikdu]

"Okay, so there's no yarn cloth. That's fine, I'll just use silk for my Great Work".

[Deboche]

"That one goblin crossbowman is shooting at us, we better shoot him first"

"Urist has the plump helmet spawn bag, I'll wait for him to finish planting"

[Pink Photon]

"The dwarves at that new colony are probably going to be thirsty. I'll leave these dozen barrels of llama blood behind and bring them booze instead!"

...said no merchant ever.

[WoobMonkey]

'Hmmm... there's someone starving to death in the hospital - maybe I'd better hold off on cleaning this hallway until after I've fed and cared for him.'

. . . said no CMD I've ever had.

[Ki11aGhost]

Ah, yes, a classic large cave-in. Let me stand on this safe side and quickly get back so I don't break my everything and spend the next year in the hospital.

...Said no Miner ever.

[Nidilap]

Man, those Nobles sure at great.

[SkyRender]

"You know, on second thought, maybe we don't need to build a pointless massive tower."
"I'd better tell the liaison that we don't need any more migrants!  Our fortress is quite comfortable with the workforce it has now."
"I'm a legendary weaponsmith, so I should really learn to focus better and consistently build the highest-quality goods out of our most precious metals.  We don't really need a hundred masterwork copper short swords and a small number of superior-quality steel ones, after all!"

[mastahcheese]

"I should probably bury my dad. He was a good guy and all."

[WoobMonkey]

[anything]. . . "tomorrow" . . . [anything]

'This sure will be an awesome sword, but I'd best not be so pretentious as to etch a picture of me making it into the hilt."

[mastahcheese]

"You know, making a picture of an artifact, onto the same artifact in question is rather a moot point.
Doubly so for doing so twice."

[Larix]

"That annoying spirit can go bugger a tree and come back once i'm twelve years old and apprenticed in a proper job. Legendary native gold mechanisms are much more popular with overseers and fortress populations than yet another bloody gabbro mini-forge."