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detective1412

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KILL THE KING!
« on: December 21, 2012, 09:00:49 am »
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STRIKE THE EARTH!
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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2012, 11:58:47 am »
Become Cthulhu
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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2012, 12:07:37 pm »
Become evil minion
Stage Operation Infiltration
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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2012, 12:08:52 pm »
ANGRY POWERS ACTIVATE! ANGRY LAZOR!!!
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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2012, 12:51:02 pm »
BLOW UP CASTLE WITH MECHA!
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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2012, 12:57:18 pm »
ASSASSINATE LICH. WEAR LICH'S PELT AND SNEAK UP TO KING.
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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2012, 01:11:41 pm »
Call forth a Horde of Angry African Bees!
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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2012, 04:47:05 pm »
Become the king.
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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2012, 04:48:04 pm »
Distract guards!
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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2012, 04:49:20 pm »
Become king's trusted lieutenant.
Backstabbing king.
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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2012, 04:52:19 pm »
>OVERWATCH KING'S EVIL LAIR
>TAKE PHOTOS OF KING IN EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS
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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2012, 04:58:23 pm »
Slay dragon
get king's daughter's hand in marriage
get her to poison king.
if fail poison king.
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« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2012, 10:24:21 pm »
>BE KING'S CHIEF GENERAL/ADVISOR

>LEAD ARMIES OF HECK ON WAR OF DESTRUCTION BURNING COUNTRYSIDE, SLAUGHTERING REBELLIOUS PEASANTS AND CONQUERING THE OCCASIONAL NEW PLACE TO MAKE KING HAPPY WITH ME
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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2012, 05:08:26 am »
Quote from: TheZoomZoll on December 21, 2012, 11:58:47 am
Become Cthulhu

[6]
You've become THE MOST BADASS CTHULHU! BUT SADLY,ANOTHER BAND OF HEROES ARE TRYING TO SLAY YOU!
WHAT TO DO?

Quote from: javierpwn on December 21, 2012, 12:07:37 pm
Become evil minion
Stage Operation Infiltration

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BECOME AN EVIL MINION,SUCCESS!
BUT NOW YOU ARE HATED BY VILLAGERS AND ARE HUNTED BY REBELS!
[2]
YOU FAIL! BUT YOUR COVER AREN'T BLOWN...YET.

Quote from: Xantalos on December 21, 2012, 12:08:52 pm
ANGRY POWERS ACTIVATE! ANGRY LAZOR!!!

[4]
LAZOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 BOOM!11 CASTLE IS HALF DESTROYED,AND YOU FOUND KING IS HAVING SEX WITH QUEEN!

Quote from: Doomblade187 on December 21, 2012, 12:51:02 pm
BLOW UP CASTLE WITH MECHA!

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SADLY YOU FAIL TO RENT ANY MECHA,POOR YOU!

Quote from: Harry Baldman on December 21, 2012, 12:57:18 pm
ASSASSINATE LICH. WEAR LICH'S PELT AND SNEAK UP TO KING.

[6]
YOU TRIES TO ASSASINATE THE LICH,THE LICH DIED,BUT THE LICH CLONED HIMSELF BEFORE HE DIED!

Quote from: GraveHaunter92 on December 21, 2012, 01:11:41 pm
Call forth a Horde of Angry African Bees!

[1]
THE ANGRY HORDE OF BEES BITES YOU! PAIN! THE PAIN!

Quote from: DinosaurusRex_x on December 21, 2012, 04:47:05 pm
Become the king.

[6]
YOU'VE BECOME THE KING! NOW PEOPLE WILL SURELY TRIES TO KILL YOU! AND NOT JUST THAT,YOU ARE THE KING OF ANOTHER KINGDOM!

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on December 21, 2012, 04:48:04 pm
Distract guards!

[5]
YOU THROW PROSTITUTES TO GUARDS
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! NO ONES IS GUARDING THE KING!

Quote from: TopHat on December 21, 2012, 04:49:20 pm
Become king's trusted lieutenant.
Backstabbing king.

[4]
YOU ARE NOW KING'S TRUSTED LIEUTNANT
[4]
YOU BACKSTAB THE KING! HE SWEARS IN SPANISH AND THROW CANNON FODDERS AT YOU!

Quote from: da_nang on December 21, 2012, 04:52:19 pm
>OVERWATCH KING'S EVIL LAIR
>TAKE PHOTOS OF KING IN EMBARRASSING SITUATIONS

[1]
YOU TRIES TO OVERWATCH KING'S EVIL LAIR
YOU FAIL! SOLDIERS ARE COMING TOWARD YOU!

Quote from: Persus13 on December 21, 2012, 04:58:23 pm
Slay dragon
get king's daughter's hand in marriage
get her to poison king.
if fail poison king.

[1]
SLAY DRAGON? MORE LIKE SLAY SELF!
HOW DO YOU TRY TO ESCAPE!

Quote from: Yoink on December 21, 2012, 10:24:21 pm
>BE KING'S CHIEF GENERAL/ADVISOR

>LEAD ARMIES OF HECK ON WAR OF DESTRUCTION BURNING COUNTRYSIDE, SLAUGHTERING REBELLIOUS PEASANTS AND CONQUERING THE OCCASIONAL NEW PLACE TO MAKE KING HAPPY WITH ME

[3]
YOU ARE NOT GENERAL,YOU ARE LOWLY MOOK!
[6]
YOU GOT KICKED OUTTA THE WAR ROOM AND INTO SOLITARY CONFINEMENT!

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Xantalos

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Re: KILL THE KING!
« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2012, 05:11:31 am »
PULL GIANT BOMB OUT OF NOWHERE
SUPERGLUE IT TO KING AND QUEEN
ON 5 SECOND TIMER
TELEPORT OUT TO SAFEHOUSE IN HEIGHBORING KINGDOM
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