22 Granite, 257We found that fool Elephant Parade sleeping while the forum is under attack, and decided to sacrifice him.
Wait, what am I saying? Truly there is some evil within this place. Who would ban a loyal forumite who did their best, even if it did involve accusing my good friend Gaul of being a vampire. My name is Perrin Cobalteyes and I will take up the banhammer for our forum and set things in order!
Why me? Well, my wife went to this forum but she was brutally killed last year. Many have died in the recent attacks, and our moderators don't seem to be taking everything into account when making the important decisions. After careful consideration, I believe my skills can be used for the good of all!
My first order order of business will be to interview forumites to fill new staff positions. Zan is working herself to death as the Manager, Archiver, and a Maiden of the spears. I guess we can make Elephant Parade the Broker, his love of riches can be put to use for the benefit of all. This Zulban fellow seems to be good at keeping track of things. NAV knows a lot about making a good brew, and that attention to detail and care for quality is why he's our new Manager. That's enough interviews for now, thank's for coming folks. We will meet later to look for a new Global Admin and Militia Leader.
OK, now let's take a tour and see how everyone's doing for living quarters. Wait, we are still under attack? I will grab my banhammer and go see what can be done.
There was some commotion by the main gates!! I held the banhammer ready, but it turns out a new baby was born. +1 members already, we should celebrate when this is over.
27 GraniteAnother girl was born! I confirmed her membership right away. I've been looking out the fortifications for a while now but don't see any activity. The anti-virus says we are still under attack so I don't know. Maybe we should open the firewall and see if anything tries to break in?
OOC: Gaul was found sleeping, so he's good. Down to 2 now.
A few pictures will be added later.
Not sure if I can fit it in, but one of the Trolls we have is a were-porcupine.
Also, a FB in the caverns was shooting webs through the stairs. Someone shot back and derailed him hard.
The mod updates were applied to the save folder.
I'm going to push hard to finish by Thursday due to travel plans this weekend.