Well, I missed a step, he proceeds to destroy you as you kick and bite it. Then he kicks your ass... Or in this case, your knee
Also, looking through the engrave slab list, we have so many people who are dead, its not funny! I have a fortress I'm working on as a community/story fort and I got animal breeding problems, and the death count is nowhere near this number, and this is year
7... In my other one, its like 10 years in. I swear, this is like the valley of the shadow of death, EVERYTHING DIES!
And you had only a son and daughter DwArfY, both very young (no older then 4)
11th of Timber, 258: Child Prodigy and Mourning((I just played an old song from my favorite game of all time that I haven't played in YEARS and its so beautiful, so if I sound sad, sorry!))
Timeless Bob just made a crown of coal... Odd.
Maybe we'll have a king wear it someday? Many are still mourning over DwArfY's death. Only I was the one to witness it, but it was disheartening. He ruled us for a time. He freed me from undeath, and I can never thank him enough for that. Even if the mental battle went on in my head, I couldn't have won if it wasn't for DwArfY defeating my body as a thread zombie. He had a different name for Ur, from what I remember him saying, but then again, he wasn't from the old home. He was from this world, not that horrible old world where many of us came from. And then it got me remembering so much... Of InsanityIncarnate, Misko, Splint, Jenny, Sprin, BFEL, Mastacheese...Only Apiks, myself and NAV remain of those from the old homes. I sat up on the catapault battery and watched that damned Yak guard that area as if it was his territory, every now and then trampling on the bodies of the maiden, the stone dog and even DwArfY. No... This cannot be how it ends for us all... To be amongst the dead, tossed about like trash... I let out a cry of war, screaming out to Armok and Ur, damning them and all gods for forsaking us all. It won't end this way... I won't let them suffer the curse of Undeath as I did. There has to be another way. I'll use that magic if I have to in order to keep us all alive, but it wont be enough to stop a war of the gods. I'll condemn myself to years in that hell of undeath if I have to so that everyone can be free of it. I want everyone to embrace the stillness of death when they die. Not the horrors I had to face.
LATER:
I'm gonna do it... I'm going to bring DwArfY one back to life... I don't care if I die in the process. I'll let the gods and demons destroy my body and soul for this, but it must be done. We NEED that one warrior of body and spirit back with us. I'm defying Armok by doing this, and we defy Ur with our existence... Does that mean all gods have deserted me? Am I doomed to face the rest of the trials in life and death without gods guiding me? No... I'll find new gods... Ones that will protect us... Ones that will shield us from Armok and Ur's war. One that will give us sanctuary from the hordes of the dead. I'll scour the world if I have to but I won't search today... No, today I bring back the one person I owe a debt to... Perhaps this will make us even? No... I can never do enough to help DwArfY... I'm taking him from Valhalla and returning him to hell on earth. He's not going to be happy, but it must be done...
MUCH LATER:
It's done... DwArfY lives yet again... I brought his soul and it claimed a dead body in our coffin rooms, and the magic returned his features and flesh... He claims he remembers nothing at all, which can be a good thing or bad thing. I heard the tale of how all the gods wept for this one man, and his brother descends into hell to return him. Only that the keeper of the dead would only allow it if all wept for him, living and dead. His brother tried hard to convince everyone to weep for him and he failed because of an enemy of his people. Unlike him, I brought back Armok's Chosen and all rejoiced. But I took him from his paradise, not from his torture... Am I wrong for doing this? Am I now trying to play god? How will Armok deal with one taken away from him? Will he claim me instead and damn me? Nothing matters now... Only victory at any price...