Update time!
The hospital is done.
Timeless bob's mom was killed by the site founder (who is a vampire). Timeless bob died of thirst, and the vampire was locked up behind bars. The vampire mandated the construction of 3 coins.
A clothier went into a strange mood, but we didn't have any silk so she went insane.
A migrant wave made it inside the fort safely. 8 forumites were recruited from them to form a new military. This includes a macelord, and a crossbowman who killed a roc before coming to the fort. They are all equipped with a full set of iron armour and a weapon of their choice.
A two squads of threadnecromancers attacked. They wielded axes and spears, and were lead by a maceman. They set the northern edge of the grass on fire, but it didn't spread because the rest of the grass was already burnt. They were burnt by their own fire, melting all their fat off.
I ordered the army to attack, and they actually won the battle! a few necros were caught in cages, and the rest had their heads chopped off or smashed into pulp. A few civilians died, but all the soldiers survived. The army has been divided into two person sparring teams, and they are training very quickly.
A team of miners found the 3rd cavern layer. A tribe of olm men has been completely wiped out as a training exercise.
A migrant wave, a human caravan and a squad of troll swordsmen and a haxxor master thief all came at the same time. The trolls and thief were completely annihilated without any deaths.
There are some rumours of a huge scaled earthworm with wings, Beware its webs. And a noseless fluffy pink dog, Beware it's deadly dust.